Hey! How do I shot web?
Shut Up!
I: What the hell happened to you?!
A: Well you see I was at work
and I saw this radioactive spider
and I though if it bit me, I'll become Spiderman
but I wouldn't bite me
So, I bit the spider
and I now look like this
I: So now you're Spiderman?
A: No? I'm not "Spiderman"
I'm Manspider!
Narrator: MANSPIDER!
I: Cool! So, can you climb up walls?
A: No?
I: Shoot web?
A: Not exactly...
I: And what the hell can you do?
A: Only the badass thing ever!
THIS!
I: What the hell man?
Just stop it! That's annoying!
A: Augh!
Fists are my kryptonite!
Narrator: MANSPIDER!
A: My roommate disowned me...
My parents were killed in a freak thumb wrestling accident..
My life sucks ass
But this city need a hero
someone who will bring justice to criminals
and it is I, MANSPIDER, who will be the one to do it!
Ha!
Elder: Here you go little squirrelies
A: LITTERING!
POW!
Narrator: MANSPIDER!
Man: Who wants to go skinny dipping?
A: No one!
Woman: Awww! I wanted to go skinny dipping
A: Oh! Ah.. you can
Woman: YAY!!
Weeeee!
A: NOT!
HIYA!
Justice served!
Narrator: MANSPIDER!
Lady: Spiderman!
A: MANSPIDER!
Narrator: MANSPI-DER!
Boy: Spiderman!
A: MANSPIDER!
Narrator: MANSPE-DER!
Old man: Manspider!
A: Spiderman!
Oh..Shi..
Narrator: MAHSPAH!
A: Finally, some real crime!
Hey punks! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!
Bully #1: Uh.. We are!
Bully #2: Yeah!
He's roughly the same height and weight as us.
A: If you two want to fight, you just bought yourself a one way ticket to the hospital!
Bully #1: Oh no! Spiderman gonna hurt us.
(laugh)
A: The name... is... MANSPIDER!
ERRR.... (slow motion)
Billy: Yeah heee!
Rescue: Guys 51-50, we need 50C4X stat!
Mommy!
Narrator #2: So ends the brief tale of Manspider. Hopefully we'll never see or hear from him ever again.
AH!!!
Narrator #1: MANSIPDERP!
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A: Manspider!
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