The departmant of communication presents
Communication, the way of the future.
We humans are not the only ones who communicate well.
Why, even, snakes, skunks and honey bees communicate with each other.
We at the Department of Communication have decided
to adapt some of these animal communication techniques
for human use to add more communication styles to are currently limited repertoire.
Electromagnetic communication
Some fish communicate through the electrical signals.
Electricity is exciting. We have developed a special helmet and diving suit,
for swimmers to communicate better with each other.
Have you ever been out swimming with friends and thought
"I would love to talk with Jean right now,
but we're too far apart to chat."
Well, now you can chit chat all you want,
while swimming in open water and heavy currents and rip tides.
Oh, is that a shark latch onto your leg?
Tell your friend about it immediately via electromagnetic communication.
Color change
Some creatures change color to communicate with each other.
We have designed this exceptionally stylish suit
for you to be able to change color according to emotions.
It is a smart three piece that as elegant in the boardroom as it is in the bar cart.
Letting others know your emotions has never been this easy or this stylish.
Bioluminescence
Fireflies use bioluminescence to attract mates or prey.
We have developed a type of light up underpants
that let others know you're interested in mating.
When aroused the underpants glow of beautiful bright green, a sure-fire way to attract a mate
Seismic
Certain creatures such as moles create their own seismic vibrations
to collect information about their surroundings.
Now you can communicate seismically too, with our wonderful seismic boots.
These boots are made of double reinforced lead, weigh almost 200 pounds each.
Every time you put your foot down,
you'll be creating a miniature earthquake, which you can use to alert others to your presence.
Who's that coming? Why, of course it's you in these sturdy seismic communications boots.
Thermal
Some snakes see infrared thermal radiation.
Now this one was tricky to design.
We had some unfortunate setbacks to the development stages,
but now it is ready and it is mostly safe.
It is a hat that one wears with built-in glasses.
The glasses see things in infrared thermal radiation and the hat is where the radioactive mechanism is.
But don't wear the hat for too long.
As you can see we at the department of communication are hard at work,
developing new and exiting...
Oh, come on... These are all, these are all terrible ideas.
Can we get a scientist in here?
Let's get him in here, so we can ask him what he was thinking, when he came up with his junk?
So mister scientists some of these inventions are absolutely terrible.
But I think you might be onto something here,
what do you think about making some of these a bit more useful?
Wel, I suppose so.
Perhaps, we could use the seismic vibration technology for visually impaired people to navigate better,
and why not use the infrared light to transmit it to sound for people with hearing loss?
I rather like that, I'll get working on these right away.
Oops, that last step are doozy. Ouchy!
Yes, it's all in a day's work here at the Department of Communication,
where we use science and technology to bring people together.