There are many ways to make a cup of tea, but is there a very consistent way of making a cup
of tea, so it is the same every time. And I might not want to stand here and
make my cup of tea! With all these questions basically, we need a Colin Furze tea machine!
For a Colin Furze Tea machine, I have this plan! We're basically going to have a cup, it will
come along in the process, first off milk will be deposited in a certain quantity, then it will then
move along the line and, Oh get to the sugar in goes the sugar, then of course doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo! Along to the wonderful tea bag! In it will go and then of course last of
all blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, the hot water, stir it up, boom! Ultimately
consistent, should make the same cup of tea every time! It's just a load of levers and pulleys and
a cup on a string! Brilliant! Now you may be wondering, Colin is it sponsored by Yorkshire
tea? It kind of is yeah, but not because they said 'Colin can you make a cup of tea machine', I was
making a tea machine and I really like Yorkshire tea, so I rang them up and said 'hey do you want
to get involved with my machine?' They said 'Colin we love your tea machine, we'd love to
get involved, here's a load of tea'. So yeah it's kind of sponsored by Yorkshire Tea, but they are
the best blooming tea brand ever, and I will have no arguments. That over stuffs like dust!
It's square!
Right we've got a little raft for the cup to sit on.
I'm not tying the cup to the string, I'm tying the raft,
because you want to be able to pick the cup of tea up afterwards and walk into the lounge
maybe. So then this string will be pulled and the cup will move gently down this little track like
so. Milk, empty whiskey bottle, we've got the little dispenser, shot glass. Put that up here,
pull the shot glass up, empty shot of milk. To be fair, me, I'm probably gonna want two
or three shots of milk in it, cuz I have my tea quite milky, as you will be disgusted with later!
OK that's the milk sorted. Come along, the string will be pulled, it will dispense the shot of milk,
you will be done, and you will disappear . Colin's happy! Right, the sugar. I've got
one of these old school dispensers that you tip out and it's supposed to dispense like
a spoonful 'ish' of sugar, but ish is the word, so we're going to mount that here and then that
will have to flip over somehow. We just need to make sure that it all does go into the mug,
so it might have to be set back a bit. It doesn't overshoot the mug.
It's
got milk in, it comes along for sugar, Colin pulls the cable... and it misses! Why are you missing?
I thought I had that worked out! We have a pile of sugar! There's gonna be ant's in here by the
time I finish this! uh-huh nope! it's definitely in the wrong place! Right, I apologise I seem to
have calculated that wrong and it will be fixed in 3,2,1! Moved it back it and in.
Colin pulls the cable, and he has sugar! And then he goes on to the next part,
which will be the boiling of water! Ordered a kettle off the internet,
and it turned up and it was hookin massive!
but that doesn't really matter.
This very much feels like the CNC plasma cutter and sheet metal folder project,
literally every single part of this,
is niuerfnisdhcihw wdkjhbkwd khwezdfkew! blooming! willy thing! whatever this thing is!
So is it going to make a nice cup of tea or just a cup of tea? Because that'll be
that'll be the deciding factor of success with this project!
Can't beat a stud welder!
haha! they all line up. Now the teabag. I've had a brain wave, we've got this little solution a
little hook, which comes out here, hang the teabag on it, cup of tea will come along to
said position, where as you pour it, it will dunk it into the cup, we'll have to make like a little
spout thing which will take the water from here, cuz obviously it's gonna drop straight down there,
and slip it into the cup and then you can leave it there for said amount of time, and then when you
place it back, take the tea bag out and you are ready! Dunk in, un dunk in, dunk in, un dunk in.
Oh man perfect! Tea bag comes out, cup comes along...
Oh Colin what is this? did you say switch?
Right we have a switch! Now we need something to pull all these pulley bits. Got all these cables,
now it's all very well, I've been a busy boy, I've made this look. Butchered the pub bar! So got all
these leavers, I've got a little mince meat thing, pull all the cup along, so I just need to sort the
cables out, get it all rigged up, I say we makes a cup of tea! Where am I gonna put it? It is bigger
than your usual setup, I'll give you that! Right, how am I going to get this on here
without spilling it? here we go, 3,2,1! I only spilt a bit of it!
Let's make a cup of tea ! So it's all clamped down. Obviously
it's not in the best scenario ,cause everything's wangled all over the place, but when I have it in
the house it won't be set up like this, mmm! so let's bring this along to do the milk!
I've got a marker pen mark so I should stop it about there, hopefully,
yeah that's under the milk, and then right let's have a shot of milk, I'm gonna need another one
of them! I like me milk. Right that's milk in, next up sugar... sugar in 3, 2, 1! yeah
right now we need some hot water....
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo! notch says there! kettles coming on!
Normally have a cup of tea while I'm waiting with things like this, but you know! come
on! Kettles boiled! Dunk the teabag a little bit, infusing with the flavour! There we are,
cup of tea finished, whinned to the end. What's it gonna taste like? It tastes like a Colin Furze cup
of tea! I'm happy! Now thank you to Yorkshire Tea for a getting involved in supporting this,
although their slogan is 'Let's have a proper brew', and when I showed it to them there was
like 'Furze, this is the wrong order' Milk in first, there's nothing wrong with that!
hmm! I'm sorry it's just how I like to do it! I apologise! OK, I'm pleased with that, it makes
a cup of tea, and it's a very nice cup of tea, but it needs a paint job, and it needs installing into
the house, so that will be my next task. Now then if you want to make yourself your own cup of tea,
you can now do it, in a Colin Furze mug! yes links in the description for these little bad boys,
and there is a slight issue with them though, so if you don't put Yorkshire tea in them,
they will leak! boom! SUBSCRIBE! see you in the next video. All the social media stuff,
you know Instagram and all that, well you know I'm kind of like the worst
social media person ever ain't I?! Only just brought a mug out!