I'm sorry what was that again I'm a God
your God I'm a God not the guy I don't
think because you survived a car that
you folks ready to order
I didn't just survive a wreck I wasn't
just blown up yesterday I have been
stabbed shot poisoned frozen hauled
electrocuted and burned oh really
every morning I wake up without a
scratch on me not a dent an offender I
am an immortal special today's blueberry
waffles why are you telling me this
because I want you to believe in me
you're not a god you can take my word
for it this is 12 years of Catholic
school talking I could come back if
you're not ready how do you know I'm not
a god oh please how do you know because
it's not possible dark
this is Doris her brother-in-law Carl
owns this diner she's worked here since
she was 17 more than anything else in
her life she wants to see Paris before
she died oh boy this is Debbie Kleiser
and her fiance Fred they're supposed to
be getting married this afternoon but
Debbie is having second thoughts what
lovely ring this is Bill he's been a
waiter for three years since he left
Penn State and he had to get work
he likes the town he paints toy soldiers
and he's gay I am this is Gus he hates
his life here II wish he stayed in the
name well I could retired on half pay up
to 20 years excuse me
well maybe the real God uses tricks you
know maybe he's not up nip it and he's
just been around so long he knows
everything well who's that this is Tom
he worked in the coal mine till they
closed the town huh Salas came over here
from Milan when she was a baby she lived
in Erie most of her life he's right huh
neon see she works in a dress shop and
makes noises like a chipmunk when she
gets real excited hey true I told you I
know everything you know about five
seconds of waiters gonna drop a tray of
dishes 5 4 3 2 1 okay
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