-With all the crazy stuff going on in the world
these days, Sometimes you just need to take
a break and drink during the afternoon.
And today I'm going to do it with Kelly Clarkson.
Hi, Kelly. -Hello.
Hello. I'm ready. You all ready? -All right.
We're going to start with a little bit of beer.
-This is dangerous. -Cheers.
-Mm.
[ Laughter ]
-It's time for Day Drinking with Kelly Clarkson.
-Oh, my God. You're a champ.
-Hey! -All right, so we're going to
make some drinks based on your esteemed career.
-I'm ready. -We're going to do
the Simon Cowell. -Of course.
-Well, here's the thing. We tried to think,
what are the things that are true about Simon?
So we're going to start with some hot sauce, right?
-Yeah, what's going to kill you. -A little bit of hot sauce.
We're going to put in some vodka right here.
-Okay. -And then we are going to put in
some hot sauce and then we're going to put in
some bitters for Simon because, well, you know why.
-Yep. -And then we'll finish it off
with a little more hot sauce.
-Oh, dear. -And let's have ourselves
a Simon Cowell.
-Okay. You gave me the bigger one.
-Cheers. You know him better. -Cheers.
-Mmm.
-Ah! -Whew!
-It's burning. -That'll put hair on your chest
in the V-neck. -Ahhh!
My mouth is on fire.
So, like, maybe not hot sauce in this
'cause my lips are on fire. -My lips are on fire, too.
This is in honor of -- -♪ My lips are on fire ♪
-Do that one more time. -♪ My lips are on fire ♪
-All right, great. -I was harmonizing with you.
This is real. -All right. So this is in honor
of the Grammys, and but it's in honor
not of your Grammys,
because I don't believe in awards.
-Wait. -This is about my Grammy.
-About somebody -- -My Grammy, someone
who's dear to me. But we're going to put in brandy
because that was Grammy's drink
and we're going to put in 12 Werther's Originals.
-[ Laughs ] Such an old... -Four, five. There we go.
All right. -Does that even blend?
-This is the first Grammy that's ever been served in anywhere.
-Do you truly not believe in awards?
-Look, I don't believe in them because I don't win them enough.
-[ Laughs ]
-Here we go. Cheers to Grammys. -Cheers.
-This is going to be good. Oh, God.
-That's a very good drink.
-You are a liar.
[ Laughter ]
Dude, are you okay?
-I'm thinking about my Grammy.
-Oh. Did she die?
-No, she's back at my apartment.
-You're stupid. -You're dumb.
-No, I'm just kidding. She's dead.
[ Laughter ]
-I'm going to make you a drink. -Oh, great.
-Okay. -Bartender!
-[ Laughs ]
-Bartender!
-Oh, God. You're a mean consumer.
-What are you making? -Okay, I'm going to make you
a Blake Shelton. -Oh, a Blake Shelton.
-This is bourbon. -Okay.
-We got Tennessee whiskey. -Okay.
-We've got Southern Comfort. -Excellent.
-Because he's Southern. Sometimes he's comfortable.
-And he brings comfort. -Sometimes. Mm.
And then we're going to throw in,
because he's dating Gwen Stefani,
some B-A-N-A-N-A-S, so...
-Oh, you're going to shake the bananas?
-Yes. You got to get the Southern Comfort and all of it
all over there. Okay, here we go.
-All right. This is the worst.
-[ Laughs ] -Disgusting.
-B-A-N-A-N-A-S. -B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
-To Gwen Stefani.
-Mmm!
What are you doing?! -Ah!
Oh, my God. I could use some toothpaste.
My breath is like hot sauce and bananas.
-It's great.
Blow right in my face. Come on.
It's really bad. -It's bad.
-Okay. -Okay. So this next shot
is called The Voice. -The Voice.
-Yes. In honor of "The Voice." -Okay.
-This is the show I'm going to be winning this season.
-Congratulations. -Thank you.
-But you have to spin around. -Okay.
-Like you're in the chair. And I'm going to pour a shot.
You're not going to know what it is.
-So I just spin around? -Yeah, And stay there, sir.
Stay there. Okay.
You don't know what it is. Now you can spin around.
-Say, "Go." -Go.
[ Laughter ] Yes! You --
-I'm not going to high five you. What was that?
What is that? -It was French.
Because I must have been on "The Voice" in Montreal.
"La Voix." -"La Voix."
-♪ This is "La Voix" ♪ -So what is this? Wait.
How does the theme song go in French?
-♪ This is "La Voix" ♪ -♪ This is ♪
Let's do it together. One, two, three.
-♪ This is "La Voix" ♪
-So here -- this is for real. -Okay.
-This is the cognitive test that Donald Trump's doctor gave him.
-[ Laughs ]
-And I'm going to administer it to you
and see if you can pass. And if you nail it --
-I get to be president.
-If you nail it, I'll do a shot.
And if you miss, you do a shot. All right.
-I want to be president. -What animal is this?
-[ Laughs ] -For real.
-This is -- I snorted. -For real.
-This is a lion.
-Lion. Boom.
-Boom. Check. -Good work.
-[ Laughs ]
Oh, it's going to be bad.
-Oh, that's awful. All right. Copy.
-So you're going to help it with a beer?
-All right, ready? I'm going to do a shot
in advance of how excited I am for this.
-Okay. -Geez.
-[ Laughs ] Okay. Oh.
All right. Name the maximum number of words
in one minute
that begin with the letter "F."
-What? -"F" words.
-Okay. Yeah.
-You're at zero four seconds in. -No, no!
I thought you meant you were going to say them
and I was going to number them. Start over!
-Here we go. Go!
-Fr...
-Yeah.
-Two different. -Yeah. Okay.
But not impressed. -Past tense, present tense.
-Yeah. Files. You want to do files?
I'll give you files.
[ Laughter ]
-Fat fl...face?
-Face. Oh, my God.
I can't believe you said "flace" first.
All right, Kelly, you got 18, which is really good.
-Shut up. I'm drunk.
-I feel like what's been missed here is
what a fan of yours I am. -Okay.
-So I'm going to take a shot and I'm going to sing to you.
-Okay. I feel like this is going to be great.
-Okay, here's the thing. I want this to be real,
so I'm going to put on noise-canceling headphones.
-Okay. -And I'm going to take my phone
-Okay. -And I'm going to sing.
-So, wait, you can't hear yourself?
-No, I can -- Well, it's not important.
I want you to hear me. -It is important.
-"Since U Been Gone" is one of my favorite songs.
-Okay. Gee, were you hurt by someone?
-[ Off-key ] ♪ Here's the thing, we started out friends ♪
♪ It was real but it's all pretend ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, since you been gone ♪
I feel like you're, like, love this.
-This is like the gong.
-♪ You th...call me mine ♪
[ Sings gibberish ]
I don't know that. ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Since you been gone ♪
All right, here we go.
♪ And all I hear you say ♪
♪ Is that I want to be with you ♪
-Oh, my God! -♪ I really hear you say ♪
♪ Since you been gooooone! ♪
♪ I feel alive for the first time ♪
♪ Ahhhh, yeah, yeah ♪ -Oh, my God.
-♪ You ♪ -You!
-♪ No one can ♪ -What?
-♪ I want ♪
♪ Since you been gone ♪ -♪ Since you been gone ♪
-Was it great? -You ended on your knees, too.
It was very physical. -I feel like I didn't get
all the words right. -Vocal...
-Yeah. -Yeah. Or lyrically.
-I just want to make sure I'm back for the chorus,
if you don't mind,
because obviously the rest of it, I'm not great.
-Yeah. No, the first part, you were amazing.
-♪ Since you been gooooone! ♪
♪ I feel free for the first time ♪
♪ La, la, la, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Thanks to you now I care ♪
-Get. -♪ Get what I want ♪
♪ Since you been gone ♪ -How many...
-♪ For the chance you blew it ♪
♪ Out of sight, out of mind ♪
[Bleep] nailed it. -Yeah. Yeah.
-Should we go up to the roof and yell [bleep]?
-Yeah. [ Laughs ]
-This is really nice. -You just blew in my face.
-Look, the important thing is that we are on the roof
and we have each written things for the other person
to yell from the roof... -Yes.
-...because we've been drinking all afternoon.
All right. I'm going to yell one first.
-Okay, you pick one. -"I tried breastfeeding!
It kind of worked!"
-"I love the movie 'From Justin to Kelly'!"
-Oh, I love it, too. -It's good.
-It's so good. -My moves are good.
-It's very underrated. -My dance moves.
-It's underrated. -"I peaked at 41!"
-"I'm only doing..."
[ Laughs ]
"I'm only doing this
because I'm contractually obligated to do NBC press!"
-Hurt my feelings. -I love your show.
-This has been a... [ Laughs ]
-Not a closer look.
-This is not, by no means, a closer look.
This has been Seth and Kelly Day Drink
in the Afternoon. -Day drinking.
-I actually know you to be competitive because
we did something -- last time we hung out,
we did something called Day Drinking with Seth and Kelly.
-Yes. -And you told me you were not
a big drinker. -I'm not.
-And we drank a lot. -Yes.
-And you matched me drink for drink.
-I did, but here's the thing.
You tricked me because I thought, like,
it was gonna be one of those TV things where,
like, really don't drink, like, a lot.
And, like, I was so happy when it came out because, like,
there's a solid five minutes where I didn't talk.
All I did was laugh. -Yeah.
-That they had to edit out. Like, I was so drunk.
-Yeah. -Like, it was so sad.
I'm a lightweight. -I was so drunk that you were
getting ready for the last thing
because we went on the roof of the hotel to scream things out.
-That's what you should do when you're drunk.
-And I fell asleep on the roof of the hotel.
But we actually have a clip. This is us after
probably about ten drinks each in only two hours.
-It's amazing.
-Look, the important thing is that we are on the roof,
and we have each written things for the other person
to yell from the roof... -Yes.
-...because we've been drinking all afternoon.
All right. I'm going to yell one first.
-Okay, you pick one. -"I tried breastfeeding!
It kind of worked!"
-"I love the movie 'From Justin to Kelly'!"
-Oh, I love it, too. -It's good.
-It's so good. -My moves are good.
-It's very underrated. -My dance moves.
It's underrated.
Oh, my God, we're so drunk.
-You...
-I love that it's one --
Like, when you're drunk everything is one word.
Like, it's like... [speaks gibberish]
It's like, what? -I don't know if you
noticed this, but I -- when I was leaving, I said,
"Oh, God, I haven't said goodbye to Kelly."
And I went over and said goodbye.
And everybody told me later
that I had just said goodbye to you.