- Hey you, my name is Thomas TomSka Ridgewell,
and welcome back to "Content"! (laughs)
Today, I thought we'd take things nice and easy
with simple Q&A, which as we all know,
stands for quims and anus.
Just kidding, it's not gonna be straightforward
because half of the answers I give are going to be lies,
and it's your job to figure out which ones they are.
Will I ever confirm or deny which ones they are?
No, 'cause that would require effort,
which extends beyond the half an hour
I'll spend filming this video.
I'm very lazy.
What's in the box?
My friend's ashes.
Do you need glasses?
Nope! These have no prescription,
I just use them to frame my big fat face.
What is your biggest regrets?
How I handled the Eddsworld Legacy Fundraiser.
I should have just never made any promises
and paid for it myself, and just,
shouldn't have got other people's money involved.
What's the project that got away?
The brand deal or celebrity appearance
that you really wanted to make happen?
Just last week, we lost the option to
with Donald Glover on a sketch
and I'm still not over that.
What's your name?
My real first name is Scott.
I just use the whole Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell thing
to help protect my identity and my family
from stalkers.
Do you hate 'Doctor Who'?
I actually don't, I think it's a really well written show.
What's you favourite album?
'Everything Goes Numb' by Streetlight Manifesto.
Is 'Asdfmovie 11' in Production?
Yep. Most of the jokes are in,
I'm feeling very confident about it,
and it's on schedule for an August 10th release.
Who's your celebrity crush?
Melissa McCarthy circa 'Gilmore Girls'.
Why the name 'TomSka'?
It's actually pronounced TomSka,
and it's to honour my Polish roots.
Favourite sketch of yours?
'Horse'. It's the only vide where
nothing actually went wrong.
Why'd you want to be a film maker?
I don't want to be a film maker.
Which of the 'Robot Wars' house robots would you fuck?
Sir Killalot for street cred.
Exactly how old were you when you had your first kiss?
I was seventeen years old, and on a plane.
Says exactly.
Opinions on 'Bee Movie' and '17 Again'?
'Bee Movie' is nowhere near as a bad
as I say it is, and 17 is nowhere near as good
as I say it is. They're both just fine.
Do you wipe your butt sitting down
or standing up?
Sitting down, because I'm not a fucking monster.
- (Elliot) Sitting up or standing down?
- Shut up!
Where'd you get the idea for violent humour?
A traumatic even in my past.
I never got over it.
Favourite colour?
Midnight blue.
Have you ever had a real awkward encounter with a fan?
I once went for a handshake with someone
who didn't have a hand.
What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
I once stretched a Stretch Armstrong
around my neck and legally died for two minutes.
Do you speak French?
Uh oui, je parle francais parfaitement.
Are you still working on that show 'Super Average'?
Yes. Here's a couple pitch documents,
not going very far.
Who do you love more, Charlie or Squidge?
Squidge. He's a dog, he can do no wrong.
What are you going to call your children?
If I have a girl, I'd like to
call them Amelia, but if I have a boy,
I'd like to call them Kingsley,
but I'm worried that Kingsley Ridgewell
is just such a douchey name,
that they'll inevitably grow up to be an awful person.
What do you really think about Dan and Phil?
I think they were a better group
before Brian Harries left.
What happened to spam cat?
He was unfortunately taken in the divorce.
What's one moment in your life
that you look back on and go
"oh yeah, it all makes sense now"?
Probably when I ran downstairs
on Christmas Eve, and found my mom
and Father Christmas going at it on the sofa.
What turns you on?
Toe sucking.
Would you prefer having your little toes sucked,
or would you rather be the sucker of the toes?
I can honestly go either way,
I'm what the community calls "vuz".
What's your least favourite TomSka video?
The one I had to remove for inspiring
too many mass shootings.
Did you self harm at any point in your life?
I used to punch walls until my knuckled bled.
That helped.
How's the diet going?
Very well. Thank you for asking.
Do you want to have kids?
Not my own.
What's the worst lie you've ever told someone?
I once told my ex-girlfriend I was attracted to kids
so she'd stop talking to me.
What is your sexuality, and do you support
the LGBTQ+ community?
I am straight, and I support them by
getting out of the way? I don't know.
What are your kinks?
Sucking toes.
If you could bring back any cancelled TV show
back from the dead, what would it be?
'Two And a Half Men', by far.
How's that depression going there, matey?
It's actually cleared up and I'm off the meds.
Thank you for asking.
What is your opinion on the Paul brothers?
I think they are a product of supply and demand,
and only as awful as people want them to be.
What secret do YouTubers not want us to know?
They're all fucking each other.
Every single one of them. Every single one.
How'd you lose your sight, bitch?
I set off a firework right in front of my face,
like a fucking idiot.
Do you hate cats?
Nope.
How big is your dick?
It's not.
What's it like being famous?
Flattering but emotionally crippling.
How old do you want to be when you die?
69
Why did you dye your hair purple?
To represent my old school colours.
King's College represent!
What was your worst nightmare?
When my friend came back to life
and told me he was ashamed of me.
What is your favourite hobby?
Re-living my mistakes.
Have you ever sucked dick?
No.
What is your real fursona?
Here is a picture of me in costume.
All right, that was 25 truths and 25 lies.
Which ones were the truths, which ones were the lies?
You figure it out. Bye!