>> Welcome to Microsoft Unboxed. I hate it.
>> I know.
>> I hate it.
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>> Hello world and welcome to Microsoft Unboxed.
>> I need an opener like that.
>> Hello.
>> But that was my favorite.
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>> Welcome to Microsoft Unboxed.
>> I hated that. I did this but it was like a penguin.
>> Hello world and welcome to Microsoft Unboxed.
>> Welcome to an assembler version of Microsoft Unboxed.
>> So every week, Colleen and I will
have two stories to share with one another.
So there's-
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>> I'm so tired.
>> Come on, shake it off.
>> Energy.
We're talking about the most brilliant topic.
>> Security. Jump bang jar.
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>> Were those too sexy.
>> Was that sexy, I thought it was funny.
My knee is locking.
Pop, lock, and locking.
>> We're just going to, my jaws hurt
and it feels like it's become unboxed.
I think a little sweat must is coming on.
>> What day is it?
>> All we know is there's an anomaly.
I can't say an anomaly.
>> Anomanomanomany.[Sic]
>> [inaudible]. Okay.
>> That sounded weird.
>> We have a ton of access to data around how the world works.
>> You could see it crumbling.
>> One of the things that I'm really excited about this Earth day
is a recent blog post by, what are you doing over there?
>> I'm scratching. She was like what are you doing over there.
>> When I'm on a roll and I see something happen.
>> I always sit on my hands, and that's okay cool.
>> Did you say that it's tomorrow?
Because I'm saying it's International Women's Day is March 8th,
it's a day to- here, I'll give you some notes.
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>> Which is at, the AnitaB.
>> AnitaB.org?
>> Yeah.
>> Wow.
>> So that's Anita Borg Institute, and now she's a-
>> No, AnitaB.org.
>> Oh God. Okay. Now she's at AnitaB.org Institute.
>> No, It's just AnitaB.org.
>> What?
>> So now she's part of AnitaB. What?
>> AnitaB.org.
>> Yeah. I thought I said that the first time and you said no.
Abril actually now works, Abril.
So Abril now actually works at the AnitaB.org Company.
I said that. So Abril.
>> This is all going.
>> So Abril now works at AnitaB.org.
>> That is so cool.
>> Yeah, as a Senior Innovations Analyst.
I'm redder and redder as this episode is going on.
>> If you haven't.
>> I see it, I like it,
I want it, what did she say?
>> I got it.
>> Apparently I'm not millennial enough to
know what forest bathing is.
>> I'm telling, you guys are-
>> I think already it's viral.
>> It is viral. You are all behind the curve.
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>> I'm wearing heels. Is it a boomerang?
>> Was it.
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>> A finger or anything, was like pew pew.
>> Come here, your tie is
sticking up but you know it doesn't matter but it bothers me.
>> So whether you're digging into
the data to figure out a way to make
your business more sustainable or donating to the three-
>> You could've said digging into, double digging.
Digging into the data, digging into the dirt or something.
>> Okay.
>> Do it.
>> I'm setting you up for success.
>> Colleen, it's our favorite segment of the show.
Ready for-
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>> Yes. Outside the box.
>> Outside the box.
>> Our favorite segment of
the show that you've forgotten the name of.
>> Remember to subscribe to our channel with new episodes, fresh-
>> Hot out of the oven.
>> -hot out of the kitchen. We're always looking for
more viewers so follow us along for the journey. That was rude.
>> So thirsty.
Always looking for more viewers.
>> Yeah, that was so thirsty.
>> You know what I'm going to say,
I'm going to say subscribe,
please, do it, now, click the button.
>> That was thirsty.
Please subscribe to the show and now it felt pretty thirsty.
>> Like so thirsty, you're dehydrated.
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So please make sure to submit some questions.
>> Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty.
Don't you want to know about us?
>> Subscribe.
>> Come on people.
>> Get ready for 12 takes. Oh you already did it.
Okay, sorry.
>> You're on.
>> All right. Welcome to Microsoft Unboxed.
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