Please welcome to the stage Evandra The Magnificent!
The Witchlight Carnival is not responsible for people in the first rows getting burnt.
Ladies, gentlemen, and all fey creatures.
Welcome to the Witchlight Carnival!
You've seen many weird and wondrous things today
But you have never seen anything like this.
Behold!
*Ahem*
S-Sorry, was that my cue?
Weren't you listening in rehearsal?!
I'm sorry, I was distracted by my dingly dangles!
Gaze upon the formiddable Owlbear!
Roar!
That doesn't look like any Owlbear I've seen before!
What the hell is that?
I said "Owlbear" not "Bearowl"!
Yes!
Half-owl, half-bear.
What's the problem?
Oh, um, I mean...
Roar?
Dargle-bark, the whole reason we brought you with us is because you're supposed to be good at turning into animals.
Otherwise we would have just left you at your Druid Circle.
Dargle-bark is good at shape-shifting.
It's just that Dargle-bark struggles with animals Dargle-bark's never seen before.
You've never seen an Owlbear?
What kind of a Druid has never seen an Owlbear?
Dargle-bark has read about them in plenty of books!
Just, Dargle-bark doesn't get out much.
Dargle-bark doesn't have many friends.
Neither do I.
- This is animal cruelty! - Shut up, Peta!
Please, no sudden movements, for it could be your last.
Doesn't look very scary.
I can assure you this is no gentle creature.
May I direct your attention to it's sharp claws, designed to tear into prey.
Or how about it's powerful jaw, designed to snap bones in two.
What about it's feetsies? What do they do?
Uh. Kick people in the shins?
What are you doing? You're ruining the illusion!
The animal form is hard to maintain!
Dargle-bark is almost as his limit.
Well why didn't you transform before the curtains opened?
Dargle-bark's feathers weren't going to preen themselves.
Kinda looks like a bad taxidermy don't you think?
That's not a Bearowl, that's a man in a costume!
No, it's not! It's a Druid.
Could be a Druid in a costume?
Shut up, Peta!
I can assure you it's a real Bearowl.
You just haven't seen one without the feathers.
He's moulting. Let me show you!
See? It doesn't come off.
Ow! Stop tugging so hard!
Everyone has the right to bear arms!
- This stinks. Let's get out of here. - When's Antrius getting here?
No! No, wait! You haven't seen the main event yet!
Watch as this horrifying creature leaps through a flaming hoop.
You want Dargle-bark to jump through that?
But it's on fire.
Dargle-bark is allergic to fire!
Don't worry, the flames will sting at first, but then your flesh will melt off
And it's over pretty quickly after that.
Now, go!
Djungelskog, it's hot!
Stop screaming! You're ruining the illusion!
Stop it!
You've ruined the show!
Ta-da!
I knew it was a Druid in a costume!
Boo, I want a refund!
We want our money back!
You said Antrius would be here!
- I want Antrius! - Of all the Druids we could have picked we had to choose you!
Dargle-bark could try turning into an Owlbear again?
Oh, nobody gives a hoot!
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