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[engine roars]
It barely started, and you managed to lock the keys in it?
>> I think it has asthma too.
Do cars get asthma? I don't know anything about cars.
>> It certainly sounds like a dying patriarch,
who's about to bequeath his entire
financial empire to one of his favorite grandchildren.
>> Sounds like Vader at the end of Jedi.
>> Put her out of her misery?
>> I'll get the paramedic.
[crackling]
In this scenario the keys are locked inside,
the engine is dying, the battery is dying,
and we have limited time.
We got to get in unlocked before something horrible ...
>> And we have the cure for cancer inside this car.
>> Also the cure for cancer?
>> We're doing a very responsible thing
by figuring how to break into this car.
>> Forgot about the cure for cancer!
It's totally in there.
We're not being car thieves, we've got to get in.
>> Number of different ways to get into cars,
everything from smashing a window,
to I know that when I have called AAA,
they've come out and they did the thing.
I think we're going to try this first.
We got a bunch of bags?
>> Yep, we got a pump wedge,
and we're going to get these in there,
wedge it in,
do some little sorcery.
>> Okay, when I watched the AAA guy do it,
he wedged the thing in,
opened up the door,
and then inflated it to make the gap long enough
that he could reach in with a stick
and basically unlock the lock.
>> That's all we doing,
that's exactly what we're doing.
>> How much is this kit?
>> You can get this for 20 or 30 bucks online.
>> How hard could this be?
>> [laughs] Why?
Why did you say that?
>> I shouldn't have done that, I shouldn't have done that!
>> All right.
>> Wait, wait, you're doing this to the window,
I don't ...
>> Oh is that not how you do it?
>> No, I don't think it is. Because when the dude,
by the way, I have definitely locked my keys in the car.
Dude opened the door like this,
>> Oh!
>> And then inflated it to open--
>> Okay, because I saw other methods
where they went up in here,
and separated the window a little bit.
>> It could be, it could be--
>> But I like doing this better.
>> Yeah, I'm afraid of shattering that window.
>> Absolutely, yeah, so.
>> So you want to get that open and then,
how do you put this thing in there?
>> Okay, so we're going to slide,
you slide the pump wedge in.
>> Yep.
That's pretty far.
>> Sure?
>> Okay, and then what, just inflate?
>> Yeah, let's see if that works.
>> Your systolic over diastolic.
[both laughing]
Does it seem like anything's happening?
>> I don't think,
because we need enough room to get that pole in there,
and we don't have it.
>> Great, multiple pumps.
I don't know, it seems like it's pretty close.
So just straight up air pressure?
>> Yeah, yeah I don't think it's going to work, man.
>> What do you mean?
>> I don't think there's enough room
to get that rod through,
yeah, no way.
>> I'm going to put this second one in there
as deep as I can,
there you go.
>> We've got more pump wedges.
>> We have more pump wedges?
>> We got two more.
>> Really, thank you patreons.
[chuckling]
Okay, so at this point it's pretty wide open in there.
Yes!
Okay so theoretically the battery should have
enough juice to actually do the auto locks
and flip that up.
>> But this beat up old thing doesn't have the juice,
the battery. >> Correct, correct.
>> So, are you able to get there?
>> JASON: No, it won't bend right.
>> Maybe if I get this more open.
>> I would like to get it to where we can go in from the top.
>> Try it, try it.
See if you can get in through the top.
>> BRIAN: Okay here we go.
>> JASON: Did you go in from the top?
>> BRIAN: I did.
>> JASON: You're almost there, you can't get there?
>> BRIAN: No, it won't bend any more.
It won't go that way, closer to the door anymore,
we may need to put the extension in it,
do you think that would help? >> Is there an extension?
>> Yeah, there's a little bar.
>> Where's the extension?
>> Makes it a little longer.
>> I don't feel like we need it to be longer.
>> You don't think that's going to--
>> Well, let me reduce this pump wedge.
>> Okay.
>> Now I'm going to slide it farther in.
>> Oh there it is!
>> Watch this, watch this.
[air puffs]
I's going to get farther, wedgy-er,
more pumped.
>> Okay, going in.
>> Live on the scene-- >> I don't know, man.
>> From the break in of righteous cause.
Very close! >> Look!
>> Very close.
>> Oh come on, come on, come on, just hook that on there.
Hook that on there.
It won't go any farther. >> No!
>> Okay, so you just need a little bit
more room up top then, right?
>> I think so.
>> Do you want Big Wedgy?
>> What is Big Wedgy?
>> It's, look, double the size. >> Okay, all right.
>> I mean, that's just better, right?
>> Yeah, all right, Big Wedgy is better
than a smaller wedgy I guess.
>> I will let you--
>> Big wedgy better than no wedgy at all.
Okay, okay.
[air puffs]
>> Look how close we are!
>> Okay, I mean I guess we should be afraid of this
having enough tension that it explodes.
Or damaging the lock side of things?
>> That seems like a reasonable concern, right?
>> You're right there.
>> I'm right on it.
>> Yeah! >> You ready?
>> Can you get it?
[loud clunk]
Did you get it?
>> The door is unlocked!
[cheers]
>> Just kidding, there's no thesis in here!
There's no cure for cancer in here!
>> Come Son of Jural!
Kneel before dark!
>> We stole a car! [laughing]
[claps hands]
That's awesome!
>> All right, let's do it again.
>> So I figured out some thing else
that I love about my Raycons.
>> Oh?
>> So you got dumb earbuds,
that are a bazillionty freaking dollars, right?
>> Right.
>> I'm going to lose them, I'm going to lose them.
I'm going to freak out and lose them.
>> Yeah. >> I was running the numbers.
You can buy these four times,
you could lose them four times
and never even have to worry about it,
because they're reasonably priced.
>> Which is the exact reason
I never bought premium earbuds until now.
>> Well yeah, because I don't want to freaking lose them.
But again, the stakes are lower and the sound is fantastic.
I hate branded things.
Stuff that scream I'm part of this branded tribe,
or that branded tribe.
Raycon's are discreet, man.
Ain't nobody's all like judging me.
Is that a thing, do people judge people who?
>> Oh absolutely!
>> Oh good. >> Yeah!
>> Nobody's judging me, thank you Raycon.
>> What I liked about the new ones,
they have much more bass in them.
They have an assortment of colors you can choose from.
The battery life is like six hours now
on their new models.
>> I sleep in them, you haven't made that leap yet.
>> It's a lot, I can't.
I mean, that's just another way
they can get stuffed in my brain, man!
[laughs]
I can't do that.
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Did you ever do this one?
This old maneuver?
[grunting]
>> It's not helping.
>> [laughing] He does have the keys!
I'm sorry [laughing] I'm sorry!