ELLEN DEGENERES: "Momsplaining"--
if you haven't seen it, it's on Ellentube.
Well, explain it briefly.
KRISTEN BELL: Well, it's basically--
momsplaining through my lens, through the lens of a mother.
How moms see things.
And it's not your typical way, because the way
I see things they're dirty, and they're messy,
and they're gross.
And you love them and you hate them.
And it's all those things, and you know it's also very funny.
ELLEN DEGENERES: It's very funny and Season 2 started,
so let's--
you got into a delivery room.
KRISTEN BELL: I did.
Well, Season 2 is very exciting for me
because like Melissa McCarthy comes on the show.
We got to do something very special to Andy.
Where's Andy?
ELLEN DEGENERES: Yep.
KRISTEN BELL: Very, very special to Andy.
Yeah, we got to go to the Mom 2.0 summit, which is amazing.
And, yeah, we can roll the clip.
ELLEN DEGENERES: All right, let's.
KRISTEN BELL: Hi, everyone.
Look what you did.
KIMBERLY PATEL: I know.
KRISTEN BELL: How did this happen?
KIMBERLY PATEL: It's probably been, like,
an hour and half ago?
- No, three-and-a-half hours.
KRISTEN BELL: I don't want to start a fight.
I really don't.
That's why I came here.
Truly.
And how do you feel?
KIMBERLY PATEL: I'm rocking.
We were rocking it.
KRISTEN BELL: Did they give you an upper.
I feel like you look great for a couple hours after.
I was like--
I also have one more thing for you.
Hey guys, would you guys look out the window
and cover your ears for one second?
Yeah.
This is an ice pack for I think you know what.
Down there.
Do you have names for it?
KIMBERLY PATEL: No.
KRISTEN BELL: No?
I have so many names.
Let me see, I have hoo-ha, honey pot, baby cave, man eater,
baby cannon, hand warmer, lady junk.
Dad, you what, why don't you turn around as well?
- Yeah.
KRISTEN BELL: Nether regions, [BLEEP]----
if we're really getting graphic.
Whale eye.
Hi, momma!
Hi!
I'm Kristen.
MARTHA TRUJILLO-GOMEZ: Nice to meet you.
KRISTEN BELL: Nice to meet you, too.
Thank you for having me here.
MARTHA TRUJILLO-GOMEZ: Any time!
KRISTEN BELL: How are you doing?
MARTHA TRUJILLO-GOMEZ: I think I'm doing good.
Yeah, I have the medicine.
KRISTEN BELL: Oh, you got your epidural.
Oh, girl.
I'm ready for my epidural as well.
You can just let the doctor know whenever he's got time.
DR. MARTIN COOPER: How are we doing?
KRISTEN BELL: Hello, doctor.
DR. MARTIN COOPER: How are you doing?
KRISTEN BELL: Good, how are you?
DR. MARTIN COOPER: Good.
KRISTEN BELL: How many vaginas do you think you've seen?
In the hospital!
DR. MARTIN COOPER: Oh, in the hospital?
A lot.
You all set?
KRISTEN BELL: I'm all set.
Oh, you're talking to him.
You got it, your hair looks great.
MARTHA TRUJILLO-GOMEZ: My make-up, everything?
KRISTEN BELL: Your make-up looks perfect.
Your manicure is on point.
DR. MARTIN COOPER: Ready to get a push.
Go, go, go.
Give a push, go ahead.
KRISTEN BELL: Get in position.
DR. MARTIN COOPER: Here comes a contraction, let's go.
Give me a push.
Harder, harder, harder.
Let's go.
Big push, go ahead.
NURSE: Push, push, push.
Three, push.
Four, push.
KRISTEN BELL: Hold your breath.
DR. MARTIN COOPER: Harder.
NURSE: Six.
Push, push, push.
DR. MARTIN COOPER: Harder, harder, harder.
Atta girl.
KRISTEN BELL: You're killing it.
You're killing it.
DR. MARTIN COOPER: Give me a push, come on.
Don't push, got it.
[DELIGHTED SCREAMING]
[CHEERING]
KRISTEN BELL: You are a warrior.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
ELLEN DEGENERES: I have so many questions right now
but we're going to take a break and then I'm going
to ask all these questions.
We'll be right back.