Now, we have three bedrooms.
I want that one.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
This what we're going to do.
Y'all want to flip a coin?
No, this is my first time here, so we should--
- Hold on, hold on. - --get the first room.
- This what we're going to do. - Let's race.
Let's race to the room.
I need some papers.
This is our first time here.
They've been here.
We should have a pass or something.
That's not our fault.
Ah, Quick, you've just been on the road too much, man.
Exactly. [INTERPOSING VOICES]
Stop it right there.
Each room.
We have a master bed in here, which is
a king size bed on this floor.
We have two queen size beds in this room here.
And then we have bunk beds, which is--
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, hell no.
Now, you might want to jump off the top bunk
and hit that thing, boom.
You know, like WW--
you got a wrestling league, don't you?
Sunshine.
Sunshine, you got a wrestling league, don't you?
You know about coming off the top bunk.
- Oh my God. - So listen--
I'm going tell you keep that C3W wrestling.
That's a nice wrestling league.
Who owns that?
So look, I'm going write it on these three pieces of paper.
I'm about to tear it right now.
The bunk beds is where my kids normally
sleep, but the bottom bunk--
The sheets clean, don't worry.
Wait, the bottom bunk is a full size bed.
So it's not two twins.
Just so you all know. And it's actually comfortable.
I've had family come in town.
Grown people have stayed on those beds.
We're going to put in a cup, and then
you're going to choose which room
you're going to stay in, OK?
I never have good luck with this kind of--
- I do. - Don't say that.
You gotta manifest it.
You have a book coming out talking
about manifesting stuff.
It's not about manifesting, it's about doing it.
So I'm just going to put my [BEEP] in there.
That's what's I'm going to do.
I need to know about these bathrooms.
Erana has asked a very important question, which
is why you have toiletry bags.
We do not have bathrooms in the bedrooms.
So unlike our other home, the bathroom is there,
there's a shower in there, there's
a shower in the basement, and there's a shower upstairs.
So we do have three showers outside of the master.
So we have four total showers here,
but you do have to exit your room to get to the bathroom.
So that's why I wanted to make sure
y'all had toiletry bags if you want
to throw some stuff in there.
You got your own soap, you ain't gotta use nobody's bar soap.
Because, I mean, I use a washcloth.
I'm just saying, I think most of us use washcloths.
I brought soap too in case.
So the way we're going to do this,
we're going to go in seniority for how long
we've been married.
Here we go.
So the Tylers get to pick first.
You better pick it.
That's not fair.
Silvas get to pick second--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
And unfortunately-- oh wait.
Y'all are 16.
I'm sorry.
The Lyons get to pick second. And then--
You saved the best for last.
--the Silvas will get to pick whatever's left.
You saved the best for last.
We definitely got bunk beds.
Y'all should have just gave us the master.
I'm just saying, I want to be equal.
I couldn't because Tasha and Neil
have been here 1,000 times.
So I was like, I can't put them in the room that I think they
should be in because then y'all would get offended,
and we're supposed to be equal playing field.
Think about our age.
We need comfortable space.
They are older than all of us.
They are older.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
We're senior citizens almost.
Come on, Erana.
Drum roll.
[DRUM ROLL]
Don't open it up yet. Just hold it.
- All right. - Oh, no.
We in the bunk beds. [LAUGHTER]
Take my stuff to the bunk bed room.
Don't open it.
She definitely ain't got no luck with this, man.
- Me neither. - [BEEP]
Got no faith.
No faith.
- One at a time? - I got the master.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Oh, [BEEP]
I got the master!
[LAUGHTER]
Come on, baby.
Hey, this is a nice bed.
That's what you get for talking crap.
Queen sized bed for the queen.
I'll be honest.
That room looks really nice.
I'm doing the top.
I'm doing the top bunk.
Hold on, she has a fun-size bed.
[LAUGHTER]
Can I take a swim?
[DRUM BEAT]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Tasha's fun-sized too.
[DRUM BEAT] - Well--
And you're going to have to come off the top rope.
I think it's great.
The Tylers are senior citizens, and they need that.
We're seniors.
We've been married longer, and we got things to do.
We got things to do!
Y'all got a whole lot to do.
We got a lot of things to do!
Right, they need their privacy.
We need out privacy, our space.
We need space. - Oh my God.
You have candy on his--
All right, so look.
Y'all don't have to change clothes if you don't want to.
We're about to do the sex therapy session.
So we got 15 minutes.
Go to your rooms, get comfortable.
Take your bags.
If you all want to freshen up, which y'all look fresh--
I'm gonna make y'all some drinks.
- But in 15 minutes-- - Makes us some drinks.
Meet us in the living room over here in 15 minutes.
Where is this one at?
So you are upstairs, and it's the room right
here on the right-hand side.
To the right.
I want to see the bunk beds that Tasha's in.
[LAUGHTER]
Tasha, show us around.
I'm so ready--
Tasha show us around because you've been here so much!
Show us around.
Let's go to the queen beds.
All this time we've been here, I ain't
never seen no damn bunk beds. - Come on, grandma.
And now I get bunk beds. I'm gonna have more fun in
the bunk bed area than anything.
Jamie said, come on, grandma.
[LAUGHTER]
We're on our way to my master bedroom.
See, I have direct access to the bathroom.
Yes, and look!
Don't come down here using my bathroom.
And I got Wi-Fi.
The Wi-Fi is in my room.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Don't come down here using our bathroom.
[LAUGHTER]
So we're at--
This is so nice.
Right here?
Oh!
Baby, this way.
I know, I just want to see the cute little bunk beds.
Ashley, don't be like that.
Ashley, get out of my room.
You get out of our room, Ashley.
It's so sweet.
Get her out of my room.
I love it.
It's so sweet and cute in there.
Just think of the top bunk as a canopy.
We got a baby play pen in there.
I just want to peek.
How come it's always the last?
If y'all want to make another baby--
That's Quick.
We got a play pen.
If the condom don't work, we got an alternative.
- Wait a minute. - This is nice.
Wait, don't do that.
What did she say if the condom don't work?
That is nice, baby.
- Oh, the little night-- - So nice.
Well, can still sleep together.
- Oh, absolutely. - Because you're fun-size.
Absolutely, I'm small.
Well, I'm big, but I'm--
But you big in here.
Right, yeah.
We are tired, boo.
We have 10 minutes.
Smack-- oh.
What you need?
Oh.
You don't even need 10.
quickie Quick can do a quickie.
You don't even need 10.
What you think?
Hey, you know you need to
That's all I need, baby.
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