The internet is the same age as Jennifer Lopez.
And just like J.Lo, Every year, it shows more and more skin.
[LAUGHTER]
The internet has made it so easy to find information.
Does anyone remember encyclopedias?
Yeah?
All right.
They were these giant books that everyone read and everybody
had them.
Who remembers books?
How many of you still have encyclopedias?
Anybody still have encyclopedias?
Yes?
All right.
Well, I was wondering if they still were around.
So I googled it and look what I found.
I found this.
You can buy the whole set of World Book
Encyclopedia for just $799.
Or you can get it for a 100% off because all of that
is on the internet for free.
So the internet has made it so easy.
Everything is just obsolete because you don't need anything
anymore.
You don't need maps or phone books or human interaction.
And I was curious how many young people
could function without it.
So I set up a challenge.
And what I need is a young person right now.
And Marley Flandro I know that there's
someone named Marley here.
Where's Marley Flandro?
OK.
[CHEERING]
Hello Marley.
Hi, how are you?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Come around here.
OK, so Marley--
Yes.
--how old are you?
I am 17 years old.
17 years old.
And what do you do?
I am a senior at San Clemente High School.
Do you work as well or just you're a senior?
I actually have my own business.
So it's really fun.
Yeah, I do.
What kind of business do you have?
Since I was 11, I've been making and selling
little zipper pouches.
Like Fanny packs?
No, but I actually bought a Fanny pack.
Yeah, they're back in style again.
They are.
So zipper pouches, like for people
to carry like makeup and travel things and stuff?
Yeah, totally.
You can put them in your purses and your bag.
Wow, good for you.
A little entrepreneur.
Yeah, I love it.
It's fun.
Good.
All right, Marley.
It's a creative side of me.
All right, so I want to show you some things,
and I'm going to ask if you know what they are, OK?
All right, do you know what this is?
Yeah, it's a map.
Yes, it is.
When's the last time you used a map?
Probably like offroading with my dad.
Oh, you have used it then?
I think he's used it probably.
Your dad has.
So your dad uses a map versus like GPS
on his phone and stuff?
Back in the olden days, probably.
OK.
When was that?
Like several years ago?
Probably when I was younger.
When you were younger, which is not that long ago.
All right.
All right, so here's a map.
Do you know what this is?
It's a Yellowbook.
It has everyone's phone numbers in it, right?
Well, you've just read on there.
It says Yellowbook.
And it's yellow!
Right.
So yes, it's a phone book.
Awesome.
Yeah, so you know what that's used for?
Have you ever seen one of these?
Yeah.
I don't think we have one at my house.
No, OK.
All right.
So here's is this.
And what is this right here?
Let me just turn this so the audience sees it as well.
What is that?
It's a telephone.
It is a telephone.
But you have to spin the dial.
Yeah, you spend the dial.
Yeah.
All right.
Good.
All right.
Here's your challenge, OK?
OK.
I'm going to put a time limit on this.
I'm not going to say what it is.
I'm keeping it in my head, all right?
And the time is going to be on a clock.
Do you know what a clock is?
Yes, I do know what a clock is.
Do you know how to tell time on a clock?
Yes.
How?
From being in school.
They don't really have--
No, no, no, not that.
[LAUGHTER]
How can you look at a clock and tell the time?
Oh, you look at the hands.
And the shorter one is the hour, and the longer one
is the minute.
Good for you.
A lot of young people don't read the time anymore in clocks.
It's crazy.
OK, so what we're going to do is we're going
to put some time on the clock.
And I want you to, first of all, you're
going to fold this back into the position it was, OK?
OK.
Then you're going to find a number in here
for Golden Muffler.
I want to call Golden Muffler and call and tell them
that you need a Golden Muffler, all right?
So that's what it is.
Fold it up the way it was folded.
Golden Muffler.
Call them up.
All right, let the time start now.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh no.
No.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
No.
Never mind.
Golden Muffler.
Is that a car service?
Is it a car service?
Yes.
[LAUGHTER]
Car, car, car, car.
Not insurance.
[LAUGHTER]
What are you looking under?
Golden Muffler.
I'm looking for car service.
Now, I'm in the B's.
I guess I don't know the alphabet either.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
You're looking under carpet.
I know.
Well, car.
Carpool, OK.
Cars and trucks.
What are you trying to do, under car what?
Golden Muffler, is that a car part?
[LAUGHTER]
I don't think so, oh my God.
Look under muffler.
OK.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh my gosh!
I can't find it!
M. OK.
Never mind.
OK, OK, OK, so I need to spin.
OK.
[LAUGHTER]
No, oh my gosh.
OK!
I need to spin it to the 8.
And then to the 1.
[SCREAMS]
Oh my gosh!
[LAUGHTER]
8 1 1 8--
there's a lot of 8s--
8 8 4 5 0.
Hello?
[DIAL TONE]
[LAUGHTER]
My parents are probably so disappointed.
No, no.
Oh my God.
That was better than I could have ever hoped for.
Well because you're a millennial, win or lose,
you're going to get a prize.
You're getting your very own set of encyclopedias.
Yes!
No, you're not.
Nobody reads anymore.
I was going to display them on my shelf.
No, nobody reads.
All right, you're going to get a 65-inch TCL Roku TV.
[SCREAMS]
[CHEERING]