- YOUR FAMILY IS VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
- OUR FAMILY IS VERY BUSY.
IT'S A VERY BUSY COUPLE OF WEEKS AT THE AFFLECK HOUSE.
- BUSY TIME. - YEAH.
- SO YOU HAVE TWO MOVIES OUT. - YES.
- BEN HAS THE NUMBER ONE--
- HE HAS A LITTLE MOVIE. - HE HAS A LITTLE MOVIE.
- IT'S JUST, LIKE, A-- YEAH, I MEAN,
HE DOES TECHNICALLY HAVE A MOVIE OUT, BUT--
- BUT JUST ONE. - YEAH.
BUT I'VE GOT TWO. - TWO.
RIGHT, SO YOU WIN.
- SO, I MEAN, IT'S LIKE, WHATEVER.
- NOW, HE SEEMS TO BE DOING WELL WITH THAT LITTLE MOVIE.
IT'S THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.
- I KNOW. HOW ABOUT THAT? - CONGRATULATIONS.
- WE'RE REALLY EXCITED. - SO NOW, ARE YOU COMPETITIVE?
ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO KNOCK HIM DOWN?
- WELL, "MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN,"
THIS COOL LITTLE MOVIE I DID WITH JASON REITMAN,
IS OPEN IN FOUR THEATERS.
BUT, YES, I MEAN, BOY.
NEXT WEEKEND? WHOA.
IT'S GONNA BE--WHOO! BAD.
- THOSE FOUR THEATERS ARE GONNA TAKE ALL THE MONEY.
- YEAH, POOR "GONE GIRL." IT'S GONNA BE GONE...
- YEAH, THAT'S A SHAME.
NOW--GIRL. - GIRL.
- NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT-- CAN WE TALK ABOUT "GONE GIRL"
JUST FOR A SECOND, BECAUSE...
- SURE.
- MAYBE WHY-- THE REASON IT'S NUMBER ONE IS,
HE'S SHOWING HIS--
- HIS PENIS. - HIS--YEAH.
- MM-HMM. MM-HMM. - YEP.
- I THINK YOU'RE PROBABLY ON TO SOMETHING,
AND I JUST-- I MEAN, WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS,
YOU'RE WELCOME.
[laughter]
AND--
[cheers and applause]
YOU KNOW, I JUST-- I TRY TO CONSIDER MYSELF
A CHARITABLE PERSON, AND I WANTED TO GIVE BACK.
YOU GIVE ME SO MUCH,
I WANTED TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO ALL OF YOU.
[laughter and applause]
WE CERTAINLY APPRECIATE IT.
- UH-HUH. I KNOW YOU DO.
- NOW, FORGIVE ME IF I DON'T KNOW THIS.
IS THIS THE FIRST TIME HE'S BEEN FRONTAL NUDE
IN A FILM?
- UM, OUTSIDE OF OUR...
- THE FILMS THAT YOU DO AT HOME, YEAH.
- OUTSIDE OF OUR VERY RACY FILMS?
- FILMS AT HOME.
- YES. - YEAH.
NOW--AND DID HE-- WAS HE NERVOUS ABOUT IT?
WERE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT IT?
DID YOU TALK ABOUT IT?
- YEAH, IT WAS A DISCUSSION.
IT WAS LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW, AT WORK TODAY,
FINCHER TALKED ME INTO COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER."
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, COOL.
WELL, I HOPE HE HAD ON A WIDE LENS."
[laughter]
- WOW. - UH-HUH.
[both laugh]
I MEAN, YOU KNOW. - YEAH.
- IF YOU'RE GONNA GO THERE, ELLEN,
YOU HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY THERE.
YOU CAN'T ASK ME TO TALK ABOUT THIS AND NOT JUST
BE READY FOR WHATEVER.
- OH, I'M READY. BRING IT.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - BRING IT.