[Rob] So here we are.
If this was a movie, this would be the climax at the end.
The crowd is electrified in anticipation of a battle
that can only be described as,
"What?"
On one side, Zlatan, Megan,
and those scrappy youths with hearts of gold.
On the other, Weird Al and his army of gelatinous mutants.
Who is going home with the All-Star Cup? I'm Rob Stone.
[squeals]
[mumbles]
-[whistles blows] -[triumphant music plays]
-[rock music plays] -[mumbling]
[Rob] These mutant slugs are on the move,
much like Mannequin 2.
-Whoa! Zlatan limbos in for a steal! -Yeah!
[Rob] Can the slugs limbo lower now?
Here comes Mutant Weird Al to show them how it's done mutant-style.
He's going for the goal.
Score!
First goal of the game goes to Weird Al. Look at that victory dance.
Say what you will about his evil agenda, the guy can butt bump.
-[grunts] -[score dings]
[cheering]
-[grunts] -[Rob] Score! Another goal!
The lord of the accordion and his gooey minions are just racking them up.
There's a lot of happy slugs out there.
[triumphant music plays]
[yelping]
[slug mumbles]
[Rob] Goal! Finally.
Zlatan scores and gets the All-Stars on the board.
[Weird Al] Ya!
[Nautai] To me!
-[grunts] -[Nautai grunts]
[cheers]
[Rob] Weird Al is racking up the points.
Could this be the end of the line for our scrappy youths and their hearts of gold?
The chips are down. I dropped my bag of chips, and the All-Stars are losing.
I'm Rob Stone.
-[score dings] -Goal!
[panting]
Rapinoe is adept at dodging these monstrosities…
Oh! And the monstrosity steals!
-Rapinoe is not going to stand for that. -[grunts] Ew.
[Rob] Oh, wow, that's… some grade-A funk right there.
Nautai dancing circles around these creepy slug things.
-[grunts] -She kicks, she scores!
-Yes! Yes! [laughs] -[crowd cheers]
[Rob] We're at 7 to 3.
All-Stars creeping up on the creeps.
Rapinoe to Palio. Some deft footwork here by All-Star Palio.
-He shoots, Palio scores! 7 to 4. -[score dings]
Power block by Zana. Epic save.
Zlatan passes.
O'Dang is off and running, and goal!
-O'Dang kicks it up! We're at 7 to 5. -[score dings]
Fun fact, last week, these Creature Catchers wrangled
a baker's dozen of possums from my crawl space.
-[grunts] -Seven to six!
[tense music plays]
-[crowd cheers] -[giggles]
[grunts]
[Rob] Seven to seven!
Yeah, yeah.
[Rob] Rapinoe ties it up.
Now, let's see if the All-Stars can deliver it.
Zlatan's got that look in his eyes, he's got something to prove.
[laughs] GASOAT!
GASOAT.
GASOAT?
[Rob] It all starts with a ball, and a person, and their foot.
Zlatan gets ready, gets set, and he shoots…
[tense music in slow motion plays]
[exploding]
[car alarm blaring]
-[old lady] Keep it-- -[alarm stops]
Thank you.
[Rob] And Zlatan scores just in the nick of time!
-[screams] The All-Stars win it! -[crying]
We're done here!
[triumphant music plays]