Wait, stop!
I think I see it.
Clyde, no!
Don't do it, bro.
Clyde!
(MOANING) Oh yeah, that's good.
The gummy tarantula: one of nature's most delicious
creatures.
And according to Wikipedia, one of its deadliest.
My team and I set out on a quest to find this sugary predator.
This is Click Bite.
[OPENING MUSIC]
To seek out this rare beast, we traveled
from our home base in St. Louis to a nearby woodpile.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right.
Well, you've made it to the site.
We've begun our search, but I can only hope that--
Clyde?
We only have 3G, so that means texting only.
No Insta stories.
With our communication abilities in jeopardy,
I began to doubt whether I should have led my team to such
a remote location.
But the only thing left to do is to press on.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Whoa, look!
That is cotton candy webbing.
A Gummy Tarantula has definitely been here.
And judging by these kills, I'd say it was recent.
Clyde!
There's only one Monster Energy left in the cooler!
With supplies running low, I knew we needed to hurry.
Especially if we had any chance of returning home
before the Chipotle lunch rush.
Luckily, Mother Nature was about to do us a solid.
Stop!
I think I see it.
Whoa, look at that thing move!
Got it.
So this looks like a grape Gummy Tarantula.
You can see the legs, and the fangs, and those crazy eyes.
This truly is a beautiful little creature.
Now, I love being able to educate people
about these wonderful creatures.
I just hope that it doesn't try to bite me.
I just hope while we're perfectly
framed with beautiful lighting that it doesn't try to attack.
(UNENTHUSIASTICALLY) Oh no, Clyde, don't do it.
It's so dangerous.
It's crazy.
OK.
Clyde, no don't.
Whoa--
You can do this.
It's just grape.
Not going to hurt you.
Do it for the views.
OK.
Oh yeah!
I did it.
It's good.
Oh, Clyde, crazy.
OK, now it's definitely in my stomach.
It's a little bit in my teeth.
I can really taste it.
Yeah, it's good.
It's really good.
Buy the Gummy Tarantula, created by The Gummy Bear Guy,
and hundreds of other gifts at Vat19.com.
And now, let's take a behind-the-scenes look
at the other people here at Vat19
who auditioned for this role.
I'm Ben.
My name is Eric Christiansen.
My name's Adam Huber.
I am Nicholas Cage.
No.
Ah!
Oh!
I got him.
Now, it's still not biting me.
(EXAGGERATED BRITISH ACCENT) Well,
do we got a beautiful tarantula.
It's British.
Oh bloody tarantula-- that was British too.
What spider is in yond tree?
Oh!
(SURFER ACCENT) Oh, do you see its legs?
And those fangs?
Dudes!
Keep going.
Do I not do it like this?
No, you're doing-- you got it.
[SCREAMING]
Pfft, look at this jerk.
Doing up in a tree.
Ah!
OK.
You got me.
You guys, it got me.
(BRITISH ACCENT) I can't bury another tarantula.
That's Michael Caine.
(THROATILY) Where is he?
That's Batman.
Excuse me.
I am Nicolas Cage.
I'm going to look in the back.
My God, there's a map of the Constitution--
[LAUGHTER]
That was good.
Cut!
(SINGING) Vat19.com.