in neo otaku city there are two kinds of
people the kind of people who can recite
this Sailor Moon theme song from memory
in the original Japanese and the kind of
don't belong here when someone commits a
crime against anime they don't call the
police they call the anime Crimes
Division
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not
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John Davidson sake stop
lucky you take one more step and I'm
blowing those containers sky-high
think of the women detective do you want
their blood on your hands do you know
what this is it's a 45 MW TRG Dominator
from psycho-pass fully licensed
precision molded ABS casing modified as
shoot six millimeter bb's from tokyo
marui m9 mags and i know what you're
thinking did I fire 26 airsoft pellets
or only 25 now I'm just wondering if
you're stupid never think you can kill
me with an airsoft gun no I'm not
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chicka girls you say that for shipping
containers full of smuggled body pillow
brides incredible bust effective their
busts are what got them thrown in these
containers in the first place kid sir
sorry this city just takes its toll on
you
for every shipment of wife who's we
saved from the sex trade dismemberment
of a collector's Gundam goes unavenged
all those mecca's lost in the night
I thought you'd quit [ __ ] I thought
you'd shut the hell up what's the next
case chief you didn't come down here
just to give me a pat on the back and
tell me what a Sugoi job I did it's
vandalism it Tetsuo cañedo tattoo
akinator Park so so it's about what they
wrote three words that could burn this
city to ashes
my god this could spark a war between
the submarine Doug Aang's exactly does
why I'm assigning you a partner partner
this mission is too important for you to
lone wolf it so we're giving you a cub
she's fresh out of a little Police
academia but she picks things up fast
I'm sure you two will get along great
I'm detective Diaz ah it's an honor to
meet you since you're iana's characters
the juiciest but what juiciest but stop
wasting my time uh I haven't seen your
Jana Christophe Giacometti god dammit I
knew you were nothing but a wannabe Abu
I'm not I love anime what's your
favorite anime then Digimon I'm gonna
pretend you didn't just say that
CSI have anything for me um the paint is
generic but the fact is Helvetica neue
favored by the sub organic i found
confusing if the subbers did this y dubs
not subs wouldn't it be the other way
around we were in the middle of dub gang
territory what an absolute shame was
such a beautiful statue to be vandalized
the statue was a cultural touchstone in
the park and will now have to be
repainted could have been working fast
made a mistake what if the subbers did
this post your fan theories to tumblr
here we do real police work who are you
Bob duck nut I donated that statue mr.
Doug nut is the head of m4e the manga
publishing company these criminals are
not brought to justice
I'll see to it that your ass is demoted
to tentacle vice before you can say
buggy addiction
who do ya kay is she so a typical mother
but you know I know it on the idea
okay so what's it mean
please ignore my friend she watches
Digimon what do you know about the
graffiti in Tetsu cañedo Ted silk Anita
Park but you know hunky and I oh but
your font was bumped on each oh jeez a
nail
sir my teachings from Digimon have
taught me how to spot a liar and I don't
think she's lying
if I know about last airbender trivia
I'll ask for now this is my
investigation and you'll keep quiet I'm
getting sick and tired of
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you know come on shut up come on
registry meltdown get an attorney
Christ's sake
- oh cool the extend our own ah damn it
a gang war this magnitude could destroy
the city
wait a second who's that you saved me
no the tide of my easy sir there did you
mind characters looks like I've still
got a lot to learn
I'd recommend starting with the manga
honestly it provides a lot longer oh my
god you solved the case
come on we got to go stop a war
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you'll pay for what you've done to our
statute justice I will use the power of
the light to make you die wait you don't
need to fight we most certainly do my
friend but we have come to fight and
fighting is what we will do
you're blaming each other for crimes
neither of you committed the true
culprit is Bob Doug nuts CEO of the m14
Nanga coming so nobody tonight
could I get him on a knife-edge Oh cuz
in Tibet this statue is in dubber
territory which means the graffiti on it
makes no sense unless you read it from
right to left same with the note at
subber HQ that's right it's not about
the subs or the dubs it's about the
enemy versus the original manga have you
even read the original run of Akira they
cut out half the characters for the
anime yeah listen we all have our
differences some of us dub some of us
sub and some of us prefer to jimana but
we can't let those differences divide us
because at the end of the day we are all
united in our mutual love of animation
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kimiko and i now declare this park and
you at it open you quitting that guess
you did him some good after all won't
happen again sir
sure hope not cuz we just got word of a
theft of a one-of-a-kind yugioh card
what do you say Joe she's sick of this
wannabe Abu yet don't worry diesel your
as we be as they come let's go
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