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not that I'm complaining but why are we
doing this again
I'm just practicing for deer hunting
season
you've never hunted deer before all the
more reason for me to get some practice
in why do you have the sudden interest
in hunting Bambi I'm not gonna be
hunting Bambi just his father or
possibly is aunt if I get a doe license
this just doesn't seem like you addy
every fault everyone's so excited about
deer season I just wanted to see it was
all about so basically you want to hunt
deer because everyone else is hey you
gave the same reason for jumping off a
bridge last summer that's a lie you
can't prove anything
hey our girls um can I go now I was
happy to help but it's kind of hard to
breathe in this mask it's so hard to get
good help these days isn't it addy uh I
suppose you are dismissed but keep that
mask on I might want to practice on you
later
sounds good
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is he gonna be okay and what's the worst
that could happen he could stumble down
the stairs like a dummy
hey don't call him that I don't know how
I feel about hunting Bambi but if you're
gonna do this I might as well - well
first you have to learn the fashion
aspects of hunting fashion you mean like
that stylish vest you're wearing right
every hunter needs to wear at least a
hundred square inches of blaze orange
what so the deer can see you and have a
fighting chance maybe but it's mostly so
the other hunters don't think you're a
deer
mmm that wouldn't turn out well here
better wear this hat how do I look like
Papa Smurf but I guess that'll get the
job done
Hey Papa Smurf was a great hunter really
well he did lead that whole Smurf
Village
anyway everyone in the woods will be
able to tell that I'm a hunter not a
deer the woods what are you talking
about where are we going into the woods
uh addy you do know that deer live in
the woods right oh I hate the woods
there's like mud and bees and animals
you mean like deer whose idea was it to
put the deer in the woods that's so
inconvenient so I guess you won't be
hunting this season it's just a minor
setback we'll hunt indoors you can hunt
indoors I didn't know that where will we
go
and why go anywhere this house is plenty
big I bet there's lots of deer around
here
paddy I've never seen a deer in this
house have you ever really tried looking
though Joanne hmm guess you got me there
besides when we spot the deer we'll have
the element of surprise on our side I'm
pretty sure we'll be just as surprised
to see it but we'll be ready for it so
what's next let's convene on the couch
my legs are getting tired just standing
here
so how does one go about luring a deer
well I'm glad you asked Jillian first
you have to master some deer calls deer
calls you mean it's sort of like a song
no it's not sort of like a song well
maybe it is to the deer so Rudolph the
red-nosed reindeer then no dear Prudence
no dear mr. fantasy no that's not even
the right kind of deer
so I guess Martha my dear is out
actually that's no no forget about the
songs this is a deer call Oh a deer call
hello dear can you pencil us in for a
six o'clock hunt no not a phone call a
deer call I guess you're gonna have to
demonstrate you know just make the sound
that a deer mates what sound does a deer
make every time I see them they're just
like this I haven't really heard one but
I think they're supposed to sound
something like this
is the point to alarm the other dear
that one of their dear friends might be
sick are you making fun of my dear call
if that's supposed to be a dear there's
definitely something wrong with it
Oh miss deer call expert here let's hear
yours I think it should be more along
the lines of something like this alright
hi hi don't don't do that like ever
again well I still say it was better
than your call
anyway when are we gonna get around to
hunt it you're right we don't even need
to do the call because we have a secret
weapon what's that
these Fritos how's that gonna help us
get a deer some people put out corn to
attract deer and some people put out a
salt look to attract deer you see where
I'm going with this you couldn't get
corn or a salt look this has the best of
both in it it says so right in the
ingredients hey let me see that yeah
what do you know
contains corn and a Salt Lick what's a
Salt Lick it's a big piece of self that
deer like to lick are you sure this is
legal yeah it was all covered in the
hunter safety course you took it right
yeah I definitely took the hunter
something course safety course because
if you didn't take it then you'd be in a
lot of trouble but you already know that
all right I definitely know so let's go
get that deer
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so the Fritos are all set up yeah now
it's only a matter of time until a deer
comes by to get a taste of that
delicious salted corn this is kind of
exciting I'm getting a little bit
nervous be careful you don't get buck
fever Julian buck fever what's that it's
when an inexperienced hunter gets too
excited about deer season they can
become erratic got it wait I just heard
something Julian look Shh you'll scare
it away
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oops sorry daddy huh and you were
worried I was the one with buck fever
daddy why were you eating our Fritos
those were for the deer I think the more
important question is why is daddy
dressed like a deer well for your first
question it's because freedom's are
salty and delicious but the second
questions I got tired wearing that mask
so I put on this costume instead it's a
lot more comfortable you're ruining the
deer hunt daddy and that was my last bag
of Fritos shouldn't we be asking him if
he's okay we did get him pretty bad with
the blasters just go watch TV daddy
you're scaring away all the deer sorry
oh wait you said you're out of Fritos so
now how do we lure a deer I do have
another secret weapon I thought the
Fritos were the secret weapon well the
new secret weapon is antler rattling
antler rattling is that what it sounds
like yep you just rattle a couple of
antlers together like this and the deer
will come running why will the deer come
running when they hear the rattling they
think there's a deer fight going on
wouldn't that make the deer run the
other way maybe for the more cowardly
deer but the bigger deer is what we're
after all right start rattling
pure deer here dear
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this just seems ridiculous Addie well
your hats ridiculous you said it was
fashionable I never said that just keep
on rattling no deer are coming so use
them rattling wait Addie I think I heard
something
daddy that better not be you again we're
out of Fritos I hear footsteps just
around the corner come on Julian look
Addie there's a deer in the living room
it worked it really worked I was just
pretending but it really worked
wait you were just pretending and making
me look like a fool yeah did you really
think that we could hunt for deer in our
house well what should we do now you
have the nerf blaster you know what to
do I think I'm all out of darts I used
them all up on daddy when he was taking
our Fritos
maybe if I rattle the antlers some more
that'll make him go away I don't know if
that's such a good idea Addie
oh I dear go away dear want some of this
Addie I think you're just making him mad
I think he's gonna charge
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what should we do addy you definitely
shouldn't rattle antlers again did they
tell you about this in your hunter
safety course training I lied I ever
took the hunter safety course neither
did I wait it's trying to open the door
ah dear what oh no it's just me girls
wait that deer that was just chasing us
was you the whole time well it is a
pretty realistic mask what oh you guys
must have seen that robotic decoy deer
that I got so you guys could practice
deer hunting
that was a robotic decoy sure looked
realistic to us yeah it chased us around
the whole house really he said it was
the non chasing model I was wondering
why I just saw it running across the
yard non chasing model daddy I think you
just bought a real live deer man and you
think you could trust a guy selling
robotic deer out of the trunk of his car
from a parking lot hmm it's gone now
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well laddie I think I'm gonna retire
from hunting now yeah that was pretty
intense
well like daddy said at least the deer
got away safely yeah I wonder where he
is now I guess we'll just never know
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