- Hey guys. Thanks for hopping on this call.
It looks like some of you left some personal items in the
office. I just wanted to uh, to go through them.
Is this everyone?
Who do we have here?
- Uh, I think this is everyone is coming.
We got me, Lily, Raff, Katie.
Oh and uh Kyle will be joining us, but just to watch.
- I'm sorry, who is who's Kyle?
- Oh, I don't know.
- So what's he, what's he doing on the call?
- [Trapp] Oh uh, don't worry about it.
He's just watching.
- Right. But what is,
what is Kyle's connection to the group?
- I can answer that, he doesn't have one.
- Then why is he here?
- To watch.
- Yeah, I I've got that, but why is he watching?
- Does it matter? I mean if he's not participating
and he's not talking at all
then it's basically like he's not even here.
- But he is here.
- [Lily] Don't pick on him in this climate.
- [Trapp] In this climate, Sam with the general.
- I just I think it's a little weird.
Doesn't this not weird anybody out?
- [Katie] Absolutely not. Even for a second.
- [Trapp] We could have already been done with this call,
if you were not such a big deal about this.
- [Katie] Sam I gotta go look for a job.
- He's just some, Kyle, I'm sorry to call you this.
He's just some random guy on the call.
- Sam if we had this meeting at a cafe
we'd be surrounded by random guys.
- Mm
- Yeah. One random guy is actually an improvement.
- But where did he come from?
- We don't know.
- So why is he here.
- [Trapp] To watch Sam!
- But he doesn't even work for CollegeHumor!
- [Trapp] None of us work for CollegeHumor!
(everyone talking)
- I really don't think I'm the one being unreasonable here.
- Okay, um Kyle, why don't you go ahead
and turn your camera off.
I guess, it's making Sam uncomfortable.
Sorry about that.
Great. Alright.
There you go. Now you can't see him.
- But he can still see us.
- [Trapp] Well, yeah, Sam,
it would be pretty hard to watch if you can't see.
- Trapp this is actually worse.
- Um, actually, it's the same in terms
of cause effect on the call, Sam.
- Ooh, one point for Lily cause that's correct.
- Uh uh because now I have no idea what he's doing.
- Well, Sam, I don't think Kyle
should be narrating all the stuff
he's doing because he's just supposed to be watching.
- He's not supposed to be doing anything!
- (sighs) All right. Well Kyle,
why don't you turn your camera back on then?
Sorry about that. I don't know what Sam's doing today
he's being really stupid.
- Kyle (sighs) it is Kyle right?
Don't take this the wrong way, but I,
I really need you to leave. Okay.
Would you leave?
- Rude!
- [Trapp] It's rude. This is rude Sam.
- [Sam] Now Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle,
- [Trapp] Look how sad he is!
- [Sam] No Kyle,
I meant leave the call not leave your computer.
- [Trapp] Oh yeah no I think you should
have to look at what you did.
- [Lily] Sam can we hold this conversation? Until Kyle
- [Sam] Not the frame Kyle! Not the frame!
- Sam! Can we hold this conversation until Kyle gets back?
- No, Lily he's not supposed to be here!
- [Lily There he is!
- [Trapp] Hey, Kyle's back.
- Kyle, to catch you up.
We were just talking about why you are here.
- Wait, why is Kyle here?
- I don't know!
- He's here to watch.
- It's disruptive to the call.
- It's disruptive to silently watch?
- Yes!
- Oh damn. I'm so sorry.
I've been silently watching too
I did not mean to be disrupted.
- No Ralph it's fine when you do it.
- [Trapp] Hmm
- Interesting.
(everyone exclaims)
- Okay whatever! I don't care, Kyle,
whoever you are, happy to have you, mysterious Kyle.
Anyway, someone left a pair of swim trunks at the office.
- Um, those are mine.
(electronic buzz)
- [Trapp] Kyle, you weren't supposed to say anything.
- [Katie] Oh Kyle!
- [Trapp] Sit down!
- [Katie] Kyle come on! Buddy.
- He knew the, he knew the rules.
- You're being a Sam.
- Frankly, you calling me a Sam is
you're being a real Sam right now.
- [Lily] (gasps).
- [Trapp] There. I said it.