Hey, we're here with the cast of 'Someone Great' and the badass director of 'Someone Great'.
And we're going to play ‘Would You Rather’, the adult version. The adulting version.
COSMOPOLITAN.
Would you rather be celibate while being able to eat anything without consequences or have
all the sex you want and get your nutrition from pills alone?
Whoa, that's so good. That’s so good. That’s so good.
This is difficult. How insane? I'm sweating. Celibate while being able to eat anything, oh…
I mean I'm gonna be pills. Pills. Pills. Like, sex and pills.
But at the same time...
-My memoir
I want to be able to eat everything. I want to eat everything I want. But could you self...
-No
Can you self-excite and food? Can you
-I mean
Can you self-female hysteria release? I feel like I would give up food. If you're celibate?
I would give up ... I would do pills. So we've got pills, pills, pills.
Pills, yeah. Would you rather wake up every morning
with a hangover or never have a fun night out again? What? Whoa!
Every morning? That one is actually really hard. Is the worst. I think I'll never have a fun
night out again. I never have a fun night out. Hangovers? Every morning? Every morning.
But never a fun night again. I need to see it in print. Have fun and ... but you just can't drink?
Wake up every morning with a hangover.
I think I need specifics here. I need details.
Yeah, but so, like, a fun night to me is Netflix and chill.
Yeah. Exactly! I feel like at this age, I would take... In my twenties, I would
maybe pick a different answer but now I would totally rather never have a fun night again.
Me too. Yeah, I don't want to have a fun night now. Like actively.
So bye, hangovers. Alright, yay. Okay, I killed it, unanimous. Would you rather have shitty Internet
connection for the rest of your life or never have to deal with delayed flights
and traffic jams again? Ooh, never have to ... never have to deal with delayed flights
and traffic jams again. Okay, I don't give a shit about the Internet. I need Internet. I don't. I don't care about
Internet. I don't either. The Internet's my best friend. Yeah.
It drives me crazy. So I think I need the Internet. Slow Internet connections. But you're a writer?
No, I shouldn't need the Internet. I just need something to type on. A typewriter.
When there is a delay, you need a typewriter. A typewriter is now my visual cue. Hello, boss! You use only one finger too.
Yes, that's how I typed 'Someone Great'. I've been caught in the Atlanta Airport for three
days because there was a tornado. See? And that I will give up the Internet for that.
Okay. Me too. Never again.
Me, 100%.
405, you'all? 405 gone. Yeah, but you can, like, listen, you can, like, do stuff on the Internet, like listen to a podcast.
You should not be doing that while in the car.
So DeWanda and I are unsafe. Ya'll two aren't allowed to drive after this.
Okay, would you rather have to actually follow up every time you say 'we should grab a coffee and
catch up' or only be able to use your phone for calling people? Would you rather have
to actually follow up every time you... I mean I, yeah, I always, I do, I follow up. But I also like
calling people. Or only be able to use your phone? I would do both. I would prefer calling over text.
I would rather, actually whenever I'm going to have coffee with someone, I actually do because I don't actually ever say I'm going to have coffee.
Unless I want to have coffee with you.
Which is seldom. That's so LA and specific.
What? Coffee to catch up? Yeah. Or the flakiness?
No, just like the saying that you're going to have coffee and then you don't
have coffee is something that I never understood. Yeah. I've never understood that either. So then what we're saying is that we're, like... we're mature.
Would you rather never use social media again? The end. We would all rather never use social media again. Yeah, this one is silly.
Would you rather never use social media again or never watch another movie? Never use social media again. Get it out! Bye. It's like ruining our brains.
100% has ruined me. I definitely know what I look like now. Would you rather
rather never lose your phone again or never lose your keys again?
I don't lose my keys ever. I don't ever lose my keys. I don't lose them either.
I lose everything. Okay, so yes, so you have to answer this.
Because I don't lose shit. So, phone? I don't ever want to lose my phone, I feel like that brings more
anxiety than my keys. Because you can't call anybody. But which keys?
Because if you forget your keys. But car keys or house keys? But I guess you can call an Uber, you can call a locksmith.
You need your phone, you need your phone, you need your phone. But you don't need
social media. Nope. Would you rather never have to file taxes again or never
have to attend a distant family event? Never file taxes, never file taxes. No taxes but also, we're adults. If you don't
want to go to that wedding of someone you don't know. You say 'no'.
You don't have to go to that wedding of someone you don't know. And actually, filing taxes makes me feel like I'm working
I feel... I like to contribute to my country, I take that back.Yeah, I'm not gonna be all
I'm not trying to be all political right now at all. For a second in this press conference. But we'll file the taxes. I'll file the taxes, I'll file the taxes.
They make me feel, like, present. Yeah. Would you rather have a horrible job but you're able to
retire comfortably in 10 years or have your dream job but have to work until the day you die?
Dream job, work to the day we die! Because that's the life we're living. That's what we're doing actively.
I want to be the lady on the Titanic, like the 90-year-old woman that spills over the... Yeah, just coughs up a necklace.
I want to be the Puerto Rican Betty White. Yes. I just want to be Cecily Tyson. Yes, you are, she is everything. She has literally had
ageing makeup done and still does not look like the ageing makeup
that she has had done. I mean, 'hello'. We have completely forgotten that we are on camera.
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