I'm a mother I have never tasted baby food.
There was no way I was tasting that stuff!
no not a chance
I'm expecting paste in a jar
That's what I'm expecting
Oh my God it's warm
Kind of creamy smelling
with a sort of a .... tang
I'm already highly suspicious this is breast milk.
Tastes a bit like gone-off milk
No, that's not nice at all
Breast milk substitute... Well,
I have drunk my own breast milk
No, mine's better
Peach, mango and banana puree
how bad can that be
Fruit is fruit, right?
That is actually nice!
It's a bit like the fruit corner of yoghurts where you mix them
It's not liquid but it's not solid
It's something in between
Slightly grainy....
fruit pulp.
Actually, it's kind of like baby poo
When they do those really runny ones
like, the ones that go everywhere
But it tastes way better
That is absolutely gross
You would not give that to a child, would you?
It's weird eating with a baby spoon. Very weird.
It's not as bad as formula so they're probably glad to move onto it
...but once they taste real food they probably won't go back.
*Disgusted noise* Jesus
Dinner flavour. Generic dinner flavour.
Tender beef ragout, are they joking?
They're in for such a surprise when they taste beef!
Ingredients... "baby grade vegetables"
What are "baby grade vegetables", where do you buy them from?
No added preservatives, flavours or colours, low in salt
That's what you want, like, when you're buying.
...and the little pots like that are handy for when you're out.
It's low in calories...
Jesus, I must eat more of this stuff
That's ridiculously low in calories!
The dangers of being a mammy.
You can never have clean clothes ever again.
Jesus... it's like a flavourless biscuit.
That's like a, banana-y custard thing, is it?
That is actually lovely!
The banana yogurt custard thing is
Edible.
These are very tasty
So it's like squished fruit that has been made into kind of a...
hard non-food-like texture
Now... I don'd know. Do I just dip this in?
Is this what a kid does?
No, no, that was a bad idea
No no they don't go together at al
Eight out of ten, it's good.
I mean, it's probably not good for you, but it tastes good!
OH! The sugar is terrible!
My little guy has only got three teeth
so I think this might be a bit tough yet
but we stick it in the 'future' pile
for when he gets that fourth tooth
So, the Diabetes Association
recommends under 5 grams...
so this has six times that.
I would not give this to my child.
I think this way will be really messy
but yeah... I think I would
leave it for when his Dad has him, maybe
lovingly baked using "baby grade ingredients"
what's this "baby grade" about?
Very very sweet
much sweeter than I was expecting and I
know all the nurses go mad if you
give your kid something sweet tasting
because they think "that's it! they're
doomed for life!"
I actually wouldn't give it to my kid because then
they'd think that all food tasted that shit
Just make your own baby food
Make it from scratch
It's pain but at least you know what they're getting
Yeah... Make it! Don't be lazy!
Make the baby food
Feel sorry for the babies they're not getting anything nice at all!
Wait a few years until they get their first Happy Meal and they'll be delighted with themselves
*laughing* Terrible! That's terrible!
Delete that! Delete it!
*laughs*