uh your majesty um i'm afraid
our news concerns the uh munchie um
we have proof beyond any doubt that
abdul karim
is a a low-born
imposter your majesty
is from a noble family and a long line
of teachers
no i'm afraid he was a mere clark in a
common jail
my own son has sent word from india and
has actually spoken
to his immediate superior his family are
completely uneducated
his father is a lowly apothecary
the munchie never even went to school
mother
the man's a complete fraud and here he
is overlooking the boxes
i'm afraid it's true your majesty abdul
and his father are completely common
we have prepared a dossier you
despicable
toads racialists
spying dossier picking on a poor
defenseless indian
of course he doesn't have qualifications
they do things completely differently
out there
but don't you see mama he's using his
position for his own gain
and how does that make him any different
from any of you
how dare you look down on abdul
how dare you defame his poor father
bertie i'm ashamed that you're part of
all this
abdul is a loyal wise sympathetic human
being
who has raised himself on his own merits
bring abdul in here
bring him in
now i want you to repeat after me i will
be courteous to the munchie
i i will be courteous to the munchie
you i
will be courteous to the mansion bertie
all of you
i will be courteous to the munchie
it has become apparent that in order to
get any respect from the household
one needs to be formally recognized
in which case abdul
i intend to give you a knighthood in the
next honours list enough
this is absurd we cannot protect you
from this any further
the man is riddled with gonorrhea
yes your majesty
well you are a doctor why don't you
treat him
now get out of my sight all of you
us
[Music]