( clock ticking )
I have a physics question I needed to ask you.
Fiona:
Is there any way this time-space continuum thing
could glitch up?
Watch where you're-- never mind.
AJ, yesterday you told me you guys were going to the dance together.
Look, I'm going with someone, Fiona, to the dance tonight.
- Did you tell her? - No, I thought you told her.
What's happening?
Okay.
What is she doing here?
What's she doing here?
You knew I was counting on you.
I need to figure out what's happening to me.
I'm reliving the same day.
Yeah, I know the feeling.
( ticking )
-
Man:
Here's "Loner" by Yungblud to help you--
( radio turns off )
( rock music playing )
Mom: Fiona!
Man:
Good morning, Millwood.
Good morning, Millwood, and happy hump day.
( screams )
Borrowing something from your closet, Mom. Thanks.
( laughs ) Hi, class.
Ooh!
Mom: Oh, shoot.
( dog barking in distance )
Fiona, why are you wearing that?
You know, I just woke up this morning and thought,
why not wear my Halloween costume to school?
Clothing shouldn't be limited to one day, right, Mom?
Dare to be different? You always tell me that.
I should never care what other people think, and it feels great.
Also, I won't forget my apple.
- ( barking continues ) - Man: Buffy, stop it!
♪ Hey, hey, you ♪
♪ You got it, you got it ♪
♪ Why so blue? ♪
♪ You got it, you want it ♪
♪ Who you gonna be? ♪
♪ You got it, you've done it ♪
♪ What you wanna do? ♪
- ( bell ringing ) - Man:
Don't forget, today is the last day to buy your Fling Spring--
-
Miss Lansing, one of us has got to go home and change.
...and scoliosis check-ups with Nurse Nancy
later today as well.
♪ I don't know ♪
Boom.
♪ How it started ♪
Oh, no! Someone help me!
- He's going to spill a slushie on me. - What?
Who drinks a slushie this early in the morning, you freakazoid?
Get away!
Let's go.
What?
- I'm sorry. - ( laughs )
Ah, don't worry about it.
It's actually funny bumping into you.
Yeah, I look crazy, huh?
Yeah, but I mean, it's funny because I wanted to.
You know what's cool?
You ever think about how nothing we do matters?
Like in the grand scheme of things,
like in the universe. Isn't that crazy?
Time is a construct.
Um...
are you okay?
Yeah! Life is great right now.
Rock on!
( rock music continues playing )
I already know pi.
And then he just called me out of nowhere.
And?
And he asked if I was going to the dance with anyone?
- And? - And I said yes.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
Ah! Oh, my gosh! He did that? Like, really?
He really did that?
That's totes crazy.
What else happened?
( rock music continues playing )
All right, children, sorry I'm late.
Excuse me.
- Fiona, are you feeling-- - I'm Ms. Lansing.
Ha!
What are you doing in my class, you impostor?
Fiona this isn't funny.
I never said it was funny.
It's actually all relative.
So, who can tell me about pi?
I can.
Have you gone mad?
Ha!
( bell rings )
Are you 85 or 18? Move faster!
I don't know why, but you have detention.
Y'all smell like dirt!
Fiona, what are you doing?
- Calvin. - Calvin.
Calvin! I'm great,
don't I seem free, wacky, and fun?
Definitely wacky.
I'm doing what I was born to do, Calvin. What's that?
Girl, as insane as you are,
would you pretty please go with me to the dance tonight?
I really wanna go, but I don't want to go alone.
Ooh! Sorry, I have somewhere to be.
Access denied!
Dances are gross excuses for teenagers
to rub up on one another
and it's disgusting.
Grow a pair already, I'm not your mommy.
Get through your awkward middle school phase
and get some confidence.
( music playing )
♪ Your pictures ♪
♪ Postcards ♪
♪ Anywhere but here is where I wanna be ♪
♪ Been stuck ♪
You three come with me,
because I got something for us to do.
♪ It sucks all the air till you can't breathe ♪
Come on.
( vocalizing )
♪ I gotta, gotta waste time to break out ♪
( vocalizing )
♪ I gotta get away from you 'cause right now ♪
♪ I wanna do what I wanna ♪
♪ I can't wait any longer ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ I got, got and I want ya, and I'm gone ♪
He's about to ask you to the Spring Fling.
- What? - What?
Yeah, with a poster board.
Uh...
Aw, how pathetic.
Why are you like this?
I don't know.
Oh, my God!
Picture, picture, picture!
Three, two, one, cheese.
( camera phone clicks )
- Oh, my God-- - Whoa!
- Oh, okay. - My bad, sorry.
Whoa.
Have a good day!
- Geez, Gertie. - I knew it.
- Knew what? - I knew that this is who you really are.
- What? - You're nasty, Fiona.
Why would you ruin Gerald asking out Tara?
- Like, what do you care. - I was just having fun.
But you're having fun at other people's expenses
and not mention, those of us who have been working on the dance,
really hard, want it to be a magical night for everyone.
But you don't care, do you?
You have to be the center of attention.
This is who Fiona really is.
No, it isn't.
Well, you're running out of time to be anybody else.
That's where you're wrong, Gertie.
Prove it then, I don't think you have an unselfish bone
in your entire body.
( music playing )
( clock ticking )
Radio DJ:
and happy hump day.
( rock music playing )
Fiona:
Mom: I can't got through this
with you every day, young lady.
Oh!
Whoa! Thank you so much.
You did not have to do that.
♪ And there it goes again ♪
♪ Don't know ♪
♪ Now I'm running out of breath ♪
♪ Don't know ♪