dear ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome back to our journey to the
savage planet now something that I want
to point out immediately before I go any
further and make a fool of myself
even further was that people pointed out
that in the first episode I picked a dog
picture as my character and I've been
running around being like I don't think
I'm human
I think I'm some sort of beast
apparently I actually turned myself into
a dog so that's why I've been running
around making beastly sounds which makes
a lot more sense it said I lost my gear
did I lose my gear here
I don't remember losing my gear there
but you know what
who is this game to lie to me oh god
what is there who don't follow him by
accident Oh God get out of here get out
of here
this sucks good nice that didn't kill
you
damn you strong boy that did I need to
go to some areas where I can do the
super jump now and also I have the
grapple upgrade where I can
rollercoaster along things so I think
that that'll actually help me get to
okay I have a mission over there
actually that's really close
let's go to that what are this though
what would he saved all my progress from
last time these feel like areas I've
done already
oh is that here last time and I failed
to pick it up get up your little buh-bye
okay thank you very much I owe I can go
around can't go through it must go
around it oh now it's open yeah last
time I said that this thing wasn't open
cuz I kill all the creatures and I was
under an white thanks a lot more sense
waste another thing just trigger when I
left or was that there all the time and
I really really missed it let's face it
I probably missed it it's my brain do a
heck and steak
oh [ __ ] me that sound alright excuse me
coming through we'll have a very big
garden and I'll shoot you if you get in
my way sorry I didn't mean to anger you
I just wanted to blow up the other one
cause it's really cool looking it's all
part of the game
whatever don't be on a hostile planet
and be hostile if you don't want to die
that's why I reckon it's it's basically
the equivalent of talk [ __ ] get hit oh
oh I'm sorry I'm not listening to you
this is like the same problem that I had
with whenever I played bridge it was the
same thing there's some really useful
information in what they're saying don't
get me wrong
what she's saying is Viking but she's
saying it in a way that has a lot of
humor around it so I miss some of the
main points
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how [ __ ] dare you closed up on me
don't you know who I am I'm the guy with
a gun who will kill you if you don't
obey I haven't I have a gun but I'm
[ __ ] terrible at using it oh don't
[ __ ] kill me again that really sucked
that last time give me this
yes Santa bee gees all right where is
this thing that I need to get to
investigate the tower continue the
ascent oh it's underneath will have the
ding-dang did we get down there I know
we figured out about everything sorry
about her face I just want to be around
volatile explosives is that too much to
ask
oh sweet Cheetos right here that I
missed all right can I get old my god
those are big I'm gonna [ __ ] do it
no I'm not gonna do it ow damn it
so comes okay next time the hell is that
sound whoo what's it what do you do I
don't have a jade chestnut can I can I
throw you down here I don't know if
there's a use for this or maybe it's
just foot maybe it's just fun I'll get
to it another time right now Oh what who
this place [ __ ] socks everything
wants to kill me again
is it you know super jump
yes give me health the hook I'm very low
Sweet Chino gods give me your so
students know makes a lot more sense
that I'm actually a dog I [ __ ] know
yeah by you okay we won't do this yet I
still need more health and I knew that
be an orange in here the sweet cheeto
soup
ah hell yeah fine
[ __ ] yeah that's awesome
okay I need these items though couldn't
miss all in its look at all it is care
of it and all it is silica and all in
this Baloo Baloo minim I need it I need
for my upgrades and my things excuse me
you saw nothing
all right let's go back up wait
[ __ ] yeah hypermobile this way what now
you did not work as intended yes yes yes
oh no no no go back I'm okay
they're a chest here I need to open this
hey all that aluminium alright where is
your dongers though that's what I want
to know ok I need a thing for this I'm a
little acidic bullets I'm not seeing no
way
alright let's go into the cave maybe
there's something in here there are
something in here okay there's one only
have a certain amount of time yeah [ __ ]
nice that has to be a second one sure AM
now if it was a third looking Magus
hanging around where would I be this
goes all the way up would it be all the
way up or does it have to be in the same
sort of area Oh
I don't have an expose Evo for that or
do I get an upgrade later that just lets
me throw explosives because the
explosives that you get are hella
maggots the clothes did you get our
temporary they explode in your hand if
you know if you wait too long okay let's
just see either way I wouldn't be able
to do that anyway ah this is fun
[ __ ] spider-man eat your ass out
well-watered this alright we have a we
have a checkpoint teleporter anyway so I
can come back later what it see me oh
Jesus
they're straight here you shouldn't
Telegraph your entrance so so broadly I
fire you up bro they're dead larval
jelly same though
okay let's continue onwards I come back
to that thing later
oh mama a flutes new [ __ ] about whoosh
ok this is that this is that is that I
don't wanna be down here I don't wanna
be down here boo that's doing damage
though that's good oh [ __ ]
crap I do a lot of damage - yeah
ow this thing hurts a lot
it's you [ __ ] that are shooting me I
need help Cheetos to devour oh baby oh
baby smack it smack the cheeto
oh [ __ ] heads right look for the goop
holes you know what let's do one of
these
shop who cut up his coupe holes for the
pain ah when it comes to fighting it
holds ain't no one better okay I'm
really hurting though alright what now
everything seems to have cam down a
great deal
we just have to keep doing this okay oh
now I get it
got him
alright not that difficult he's got to
be aware of what's going on
I'm not gonna hit me the [ __ ] jar jar
binks tone
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take this your [ __ ] food sloop snoot
wait does that health not come back I
might just stuck for health now if I run
out
but those that shits first
goddamn I might die here I don't want to
but it's going to happen oh [ __ ] let's
need to be aware of his dang tongues
okay he's so close to death so close to
death I don't want it I don't want it I
don't need it I'm not gonna have it
these Cheetos sweet glorious cheesy boys
not dead sir una [ __ ] loophole
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] there's no health
anywhere [ __ ] off let's move hope
come on
No you son of a [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] he was so close
god [ __ ] damn it
shouldn't happen [ __ ] no I don't
want to talk you a pissed I got my stuff
back I want to upgrade before I go back
in oh my god stop every time I enter the
[ __ ] room
uh what can I do pomegranates stabilizer
allows you to carry and hold
pomegranates that's that's what I need
yes so now I can actually so I can
actually pick them up now and hold them
good that was the exact thing I was
talking about before
that's my new mail Oh
what is happening
readings explore everyone in candor
displeased time between requests and
your attendance okay let's begin
yeah I don't need friends thank you hi
thank you for no [ __ ] I thought should
we keep going
enjoy the results your leisure Wow
thank you gross
I wonder if these things are the bait
that I get the canisters that I can
throw what are they useful against other
things
okay bomb aground a stabilizer can make
shoot these and get some pomegranates no
I want bomber granites grapple seeds
ain't nobody got time for grapple seeds
great let's see if this does anything we
do have a pomegranate okay doesn't
affect those guys got it I wouldn't go
back down here then hey cuz this is
where they the thing was that I had to
blow up and you add to getting afraid
eventually for that let's go down there
okay I still have two things unlocked on
that it just gave me bomb accredits i
five of them wait what I shouldn't be
here that work they worked and there's
the thing we need beautiful all right so
what does it what does this give me no
no no what
what the [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] is just
gonna give me an alien alloy I don't
care well like I do and I need to but I
don't care want cooler things who can I
use the pomegranates against the boss
could I be smarty big brain what's down
there oh wait hold on
[ __ ] yeah and let's go down here huh I
try to use my boost II it didn't work
well I got the health pack anyway hi
fellas
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titty Hey
goddamn my reload animation is so
[ __ ] long I need to upgrade that as
soon as I can
I've been here before yeah there's
another chest here and it was three
things to shoot but I couldn't find a
third one okay keep your peepers people
people
where is that third one do that's all
wait are we behind this yar excellent
always smack your alien alloys before he
picked him home nice
okay I kind of wish there was more
though that I wasn't just alien alloys
ever sir I know they're really useful in
my upgrades but I don't know I kind of
wish it was just something else like a
new piece of my gun or something like
that and I upgrade my gun I don't think
I can yet
let's just go fight this boss again okay
be aware of stuff this time or Lisa a
little more slightly aware [ __ ] shits
is there a way of stopping them
completely can they just shoot them all
and then they're gone for that whole
round because then I'll focus on the
more turns out I do better when I'm not
being a complete [ __ ] [ __ ]
who knew I'd certainly didn't
got him none of those little douche bags
to interrupt our little party
poni healed once as well that's great
those are some good stats
and it worked okay cool take this you
don't Floop snoot
yeah boy oh you're so gross he's so
nasty I like it he broke the floor cuz
he's so nasty big stinky nasty big Oh
stinky don't even want to look at you
what is this
oh yeah right sample wonder what this
one will allow me to do kill everybody I
hope so light bomb stabilizer okay
heading on back get my upgrades as my
dad says my upgrade dance
oh no we're actually going to the next
area
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whoa
oh [ __ ] is this big eyes big teeth big
dreams name is maroon can we get five of
them together okay thank you I don't
care about my messages I care about the
progress Wow
top of the enigmatic spire can I just go
all the way around on this one super fun
I like that they know what to take you
an annoying amount of time to get across
things so they're just like hey just do
discourage go on this oh god I don't
trust myself okay okay oh my god this is
[ __ ] terrifying got it okay you got
it okay you got it oh thank god he got
it oh I thank God you got it whoosh
Jesus Christ well you got that feeling I
got the willies like real bad just now
[ __ ] you tower ok wait where is the
actual way I'm supposed to be going all
the way back down there okay cool I'm so
glad that I'm way further away from
where I'm supposed to be Oh
need a thing for that I think I came all
the way up here I can't actually do
anything unless what are this [ __ ] damn
okay so maybe I can hold on to them with
a future upgrade I don't think any are
close enough to be able to get there
fast faster if I jump whoa is that a
whole planet out there damn that's so
cool it's like a cloud and a giant
planet man that's awesome I love stuff
like that big space stuff in the
distance all right well I guess I can't
do this yet or even if I can I don't
think I'm good enough for it No
I am very curious what's going on with
these crystals though maybe have to line
them all up okay I'm gonna be a big boy
I'm gonna do this oh god no being a big
boy is scary okay I need to get into
this I haven't even checked the area I'm
just floating around out here yeah I
just want to see how you die that's a
normal thing okay let's see what we need
to actually get in okay so those giant
crystals one of them is being beamed
that already is lit up and then I need
two more okay hey back to the javelin
question work
it's not like teleporter here though
let's be count the one at the very
beginning that's funny
that's the way I just went so where's
the other Tower that one and then
there's one yeah there's one here
alright I can go through the right let's
see if I can actually do anything over
there yet
probably not it's fun to try
nice that's awesome oh this one's open
hello what's going on in here
okay so go under can't go over it must
go under it okay the Sprint's sometimes
is really annoying it's like kind of
wait a little second and then start
sprinting otherwise your character
sometimes doesn't do it I mean really
seemed like I needed them to move I'm
saying there's nothing here but whatever
let's check outside it's so pretty
I just love that I just love giant stuff
in the distance it's so badass looking
it really sells the sense of scale also
when I have two people pointing out that
I was dumb for not realizing I'm a dog I
would just like to point out that a lot
of the I'll add to the sounds they make
do not sound like a dog there's nothing
a [ __ ] bear and also I have I'm
walking on two legs and have two hands
nice Oh God
everybody dies thank you we missing out
on a lot of Secrets the hell was just
here whoa thanks no put me holding hands
ooh yes push open says me
these aren't explody buy these are they
know what I need for them I still want
to get another teleporter somewhere is
this one
the hell are they sixes stones won't
break his bones with stompin may well
hurt him what if I ate throw one of
these ever but did nothing he's
impervious so can I jump on him okay
wait let's see if I can just get this
first yes now let's head back I hate
paperwork shark fur stabilizer
blight balm stabilizer let's print that
bad boy turtle and then after a shock
food stabilizer okay so I do need to get
one of those to be able to open up that
door oh yeah oh baby this is so scary
every time okay I need a grapple seed
God press the wrong button now would be
the worst
oh my god oh my god oh I actually have
to sing for this huh
okay the play pubs are there acidic
little things that I can throw the hell
do we do with this um hello do I need
the shock stuff for this it's always
something extra I can get here though
nice wait I have a purple thing that I
need to get to it says it's 40 meters
away it's right above me okay but can I
get there yes and I'll hurt you do they
oh let's sort of one of you there
let's grapple T and see where we can go
here here oh oh I don't know bud damn it
Oh could you sign this damn okay well I
need to go back down then I get more oh
the things should be here or not now it
moved maybe this is just the way for it
okay I need more grapple seats thank you
thank you so much grappling to be done
here let's strap up to this and then
we'll grapple to laughter Oh big red boy
that's the one I saw in the distance
ages ago
hope secret new right okay hopefully I
can get to it
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okay I don't know how to cancel that oh
god that's here point point
I know there's a secret I'm just trying
not to die right now
should I go there yeah I don't know
they actually claim this don't fall oh
yeah I have this one wait I forgot oh
thank god
everything is that direction
what are you telling me to go man so
confusing I don't even know where I am
or what I'm doing right now where's that
everything's a mystery
ooh yes teleporter hell yeah
nice ice let me go this way so grapple
time Jesus is this [ __ ] terrifying
what's so cool at the same time this
area is awesome
okay I need a shock one for that this is
my fears that I'll get all the way up
here and then I'll need an upgrade to go
any further isn't getting a lot of lots
of supplies well supposed to get the
teleporters here so that's that's good
and come back wait later then
are you gonna close course share what do
you need me to do kill all these bird
[ __ ] there's a lot of them
damnit wait I think I got paint yeah
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yes sweet
so there's 32 alloys I have eleven of
them
just over a third of the way there Wow
these are so weird
why can't you just be normal like your
brothers this is interesting the
crackling oh come on I don't think she
meant that I think she's lying to me god
these guys are so [ __ ] freaky okay
I'm probably gonna need shock stuff for
this that's how I get the shock stuff
hmm how do I get in if you need a bunch
of these guys to show up
Oh grab let's confused
Oh edges have to defend train stability
2% ah okay so so we just need to
actually kill all these gangs because as
soon as they get through it then they do
a lot of damage got it
she was very straightforward little
shits though you have to shoot them from
the back or hit them with a super shot I
think one or two are allowed in though
so that's fine
boom nice
it's the flex it goes miles away that's
cool
we're at 15% I want to be here all
[ __ ] day who's the binding pile works
really well - oh yeah this is much
easier noise oh there's a lot of them
coming now about 85% though that's
amazing I ran out of binding bile I
don't have any more seeds but not a
problem
easy easy
99% nice now I'm actually able to get
the they except electric grenade
thingies and hold on to them cuz I
thought there were ones you pick up and
you through alright I have all the stuff
now I can go back and get it yes but the
right you just hold them in your hand
and then you go up to something you go
like this and it shocks them heavy metal
baby climb there we go
yes making excellent progress now okay
I'm assuming field Explorer
oh yeah junior Explorer rank one so I'm
assuming just completing more of the
game gives me more field Explorer stuff
so now let's go to where were some of
these I don't know maybe let's go to the
one that hides I don't know where I am I
wanna go through the one that had the
platform spinning step back up there I'm
so turned around I've no idea where I am
ooh there's an orange thing down here
cheeto juice ow
okay this one this is that the thing I
need nope
hi goddamnit well at least I have it oh
I can good to the other one
what are we talking about I can go into
the the one that's next to this Dom DOM
oh yeah that's cool well this is the
scary one though so I know the game is
designed that you can make it and you
will make it but it always gives me the
Hebrew jeevers anyway okay I already got
it
I already I already got it what are you
telling me wait do they not do it maybe
I have to shock it before I go in before
it closes ah gotcha Thanks this laser
grid is huge imagine the huge cats we
could torment with it anyway
our tools could probably power it up but
they not this one goddamn he keeps
lighting all over this thing
nice got it
Oh Oh God which way you going
okay that's fine I can do this
Oh God sort of get faster though isn't
it Oh No
okay that one hurts if I just range up
normally okay okay oh man I got singed
oh Jesus
ah come on trainee time it perfectly
what's one onion nice I think I did it
y'all whoa baby
Cheetos for days okay another one that's
fine this is like fighting sands all
over again
crouch job crouch job oh man quick you
didn't hit me that anyway no I will show
a shock sign then these little [ __ ]
ready now ice is so difficult he's gonna
shoot through it
that was simples
dog give me my Cheetos damn it
hey that's a ducky this is jumpy and a
ducky and a double jumpy and a ducky Oh
God
come on me
okay easy easy
oh it's changed ah good
[ __ ] it easy easy no not so easy we're
all boy whoa Besson
let's slow it down we did it we did a
chat beds of Cheetos anyway I'm still
hurting we do it
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bad [ __ ] okay avoid the balls got it
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always a good piece of advice is to
avoid the balls
I'd hope were [ __ ] done yes hell yeah
now we got two big giant crystals going
there's one more there okay man look at
this this is so cool
what are these floaties that's awesome I
love this [ __ ] wait so how did I do this
one then I need something else for that
well it's next on my mission
drama dolls I think I need this
stomp boosters jetpacks are not just
meant to get you up hold control while
in the air to release to stop so I think
I need to get something that allows me
to like crash back down right now I just
go up and down easily it seems like if I
have something to crash back down I
could do a bit more damage oh well we
will leave that for the next episode
because right now I am all out of time
but I'm very curious to see what the
hell is actually going on on this planet
we have all of these mad crystals going
on this is the essential one that we're
trying to get into and then we still
have further up to go there's still a
ton more areas but I'm excited we're
we're moving along nicely when I started
up the game this time I think it said me
in like thirty percent of the game done
so I think we're over halfway done now
at this point which is exciting we get
to see what's going on in it but for now
I'm gonna leave this episode here thank
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IRA stompy where would I be