- Yo, yo, yo, fruit-lovers!
It's ya boi, Little Apple.
I'm here with Grapefruit,
and we're doing the Oreo Challenge!
- What my diminutive friend says is true.
We will blindfold ourselves,
then sample Oreo cookies from this plate.
- Whoever guesses the correct flavor gets a point.
You ready, Grapefruit?
- (laughing) Oh, I'm ready.
Little Apple, I've been preparing for this moment
my entire life.
Did you know I'm training to become a master sommelier?
- I did not.
I also don't know what a sommelier is.
- Suffice to say, my palate is a finely-tuned instrument.
Guessing Oreo flavors is far beneath my skill level,
it's laughable.
Ha.
Ha, ha!
In fact, the only reason I'm participating
in this little video challenge of yours
is because I've lost, like, 40,000 challenge videos
in a row to you!
I look forward to ending that losing streak today.
- Okay!
Yeah, I feel like your odds are pretty good.
Doctor says my mouth is so small
that I only have room for, like, two taste buds.
(laughs)
- (laughs)
Oh, this will be sweet!
Or sour.
Whatever the taste, my tongue will identify it with ease.
- Okay, I'll go first.
(whoosh)
Hmm, which one to pick?
(whoosh)
- [Announcer Voice-Over] Little Apple has chosen
the Original Oreo Cookie.
(loud bite)
(countdown chime music)
- Thoughts?
- Yeah, I have no idea.
I think I taste chocolate.
But maybe it's vanilla.
But maybe it might be tuna fish.
I just don't know.
Like I said, two taste buds.
- (laughs)
Oh, I'm loving this!
Tuna fish?!
Ridiculous!
Well, I suppose you'll just have to take a wild guess,
and we'll move on to me, destroying you.
- Good call.
Yeah, I'll just guess the normal, original Oreo flavor,
'cause, why not?
(triumphant ding)
- (blows raspberry) Lucky guess!
I'll have no problem catching up!
(slide whistle)
- Whoa!
I actually got it?
(whoosh)
- Okay, wow.
Kind of hard to see with this blindfold (laughs).
- Well, yeah.
That's kind of the point.
- I know it's the point!
I just get all disoriented when I can't see.
It's a thing people have.
Very normal!
Okay, just gonna pick up an Oreo.
- Um, Grapefruit?
- Don't tell me, I can get it myself!
I'm very smart, and very self-sufficient (crunchy bite).
(countdown chime music)
Okay, it's super hard.
Next time I gotta remember to dunk it in milk first.
Hmm, kind of plastic-y.
Essence of ashtray,
and tennis ball.
Definitely essence of tennis ball.
(coughs)
Ugh, is that felt in my throat?!
- Oh, my gosh!
(hacking cough)
- Okay, okay, I'm gonna guess mine was a Sugar-Free Oreo!
It just wasn't quite up to normal Oreo standards--
(buzzer)
And oh my gosh, I ate a poker chip!
- I tried to warn you!
- I ate a poker chip?!
(slide whistle)
Isn't there, like, electronic stuff in these things?
Am I a cyborg now?
'Cause it's been a life-long dream of mine
to become a cyborg.
But this is not what I had in mind!
- Calm down!
You're not a cyborg!
(whoosh)
But you are losing, one to zero!
My turn!
- How do you do that?
How do you navigate around without being able to see?
- Grapefruit, anyone can do this!
- [Announcer Voice-Over] Little Apple has selected
the Birthday Cake Oreo.
(bites) (countdown chime music)
Mm!
Okay, this one tastes great!
Sort of a mint flavor.
- Mint?
Really?
- Yeah, I think so.
I mean, I don't really know.
Maybe it's banana.
My palate's so bad, you know?
- Well, if you taste mint,
perhaps you should guess the Cool Mint Creme Oreo.
- Maybe.
But also, mint reminds me of basil,
which reminds me of Brazil,
which explains the banana.
It also reminds me of soccer,
which reminds me of the soccer ball
I got for my birthday last year.
So, on a complete whim, I'm gonna go with...
(whistle)
Birthday Cake Oreo!
(triumphant ding)
- Oh, come on!
- Whoa!
I actually got it?!
Happy birthday to me, I guess!
(laughs)
- (growls) Okay, listen!
This time, you gotta tell me
if I've actually picked a cookie.
Got it?
- Seems fair.
- Promise me!
I don't want to eat another poker chip or nothing.
Got it?
- Got it!
I promise.
- Okay, this one!
- [Announcer Voice-Over] Grapefruit has selected
the Double-Stuft Oreo.
- Now, tell me, is this an Oreo cookie
of some kind, Little Apple?
- Yes.
- Is it edible?
It won't turn me into a poker cyborg, or anything?
- You're perfectly fine to eat it!
I swear.
- Very well, then.
Now, just gonna dunk it in the glass of milk.
- Um...
- And there we go. (goopy dunking)
(bite) (countdown chime music)
- Grapefruit?
- Mm-hmm?
- Do you know what kind of Oreo cookie it is?
- Mm-hmm.
- Um, can you reply with actual words,
so I know that you're able to open your mouth?
- Mm-hmm... (grunts)
(slide whistle)
- Mmm!
- Grapefruit, you, uh, dunked your cookie in glue.
- (grunting angrily) Mm!
- I don't know who put it there!
And frankly, I feel like the poker chip
is a stranger item to have laying around a kitchen.
- (grunting in agreement) Mm-hmm.
(grunting for help)
- Hmm.
It looks like the glue should wear off in a couple hours.
(slide whistle) - [Grapefruit] (sighs)
- Kind of bummed it was you, and not Orange.
That would've been pretty sweet,
to have him quiet for a couple hours (laughs).
- (chuckles)
- Wait, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Mm-hmm!
- Orange!
Orange, come play the Oreo Challenge with us!
Orange!
(whoosh)
(playful music)
(playful music finale)