- Okay.
(soft piano music)
This is gonna get emotional, everybody.
- Yes.
- Are you guys ready to show some emotion?
- He knows what it is.
- I don't!
- This is a song-
- Oh no!
- about a very important, sometimes forgotten, woman.
- [Adam] Yes.
- And she is known as the lunch lady.
(crowd cheering)
- And because we love you, Adam, we all memorized it.
(laughing)
We don't need these, but they're just for effect.
(laughing)
♪ I woke up in the morning ♪
- Woo!
♪ Put on my new plastic glove ♪
- You did!
♪ Serve some reheated Salisbury steak ♪
(laughing)
♪ With a little slice of love ♪
- [Adam] Oh my God!
♪ I've got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of ♪
♪ Just know everything's doing fine down here in ♪
♪ Lunch Lady Land ♪
(audience cheering)
- [Singers] Woo!
♪ Well, I wear this net on my head ♪
♪ 'Cause my red hair is falling out ♪
♪ I wear these brown orthopedic shoes ♪
♪ 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ I know you want seconds on the corn dogs ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ But there's no reason to shout ♪
♪ Everybody gets enough food down here in ♪
♪ Lunch Lady Land ♪
- I'm getting a little closer.
- [Audience Members] Woo!
♪ Well, yesterday's meatloaf ♪
♪ Is today's sloppy Joe ♪
♪ If my breath reeks of tuna ♪
♪ and there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose ♪
(laughing)
♪ In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true ♪
- [Audience Member] Yeah!
♪ Clouds made of carrots and peas ♪
♪ Mountains built of shepherd's pie ♪
♪ And rivers made of macaroni and cheese ♪
- [Audience Member] Yeah!
♪ Don't forget to return your trays ♪
- This sounds so good, it's kinda simple.
A little Springsteen.
♪ Try to ignore my gum disease ♪
♪ No student can escape the magic ♪
♪ Of Lunch Lady Land ♪
(audience cheering)
Yeah!
♪ Hoagies and grinders ♪
♪ Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans ♪
♪ Hoagies and grinders ♪
♪ Navy beans, navy beans ♪
♪ Meatloaf sandwich ♪
♪ Sloppy Joe, sloppy, sloppy Joe, yeah ♪
♪ Well, I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see ♪
♪ All the pepperoni pizza was looking at me ♪
♪ It screamed, "Why do you burn me and serve me up cold?" ♪
♪ I said, "I got the spatula, just do what you're told!" ♪
♪ Then the liver and onion started joining the fight ♪
♪ And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might ♪
♪ And the chop suey slapped me and kicked me in the head ♪
♪ "It's called revenge, Lunch Lady!" said the garlic bread ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ I said, "What did I do to make you all so mad?" ♪
♪ They said, "You've got flabby arms ♪
♪ And your breath is bad." ♪
♪ And then the green beans said, ♪
♪ "You better run and hide" ♪
♪ But then my friend Sloppy Joe came and joined my side ♪
♪ Said, "If it wasn't for the lunch lady ♪
♪ The kids wouldn't eat ya ♪
♪ You should be shaking her hand ♪
♪ And saying "Pleased to meet ya!" ♪
♪ Mm-Hmm ♪
- Oh!
(scatting)
♪ She gives you a purpose, gives you a goal ♪
♪ Should be kissing her feet and kissing her mole! ♪
♪ Now, all you angry foods, just leave me alone ♪
♪ And we'll all live together in a happy home ♪
♪ Except for ♪
♪ Sloppy Joe, sloppy, sloppy Joe, yeah ♪
♪ Woo ♪
♪ Sloppy Joe, sloppy, sloppy Joe, yeah ♪
♪ Broccoli, chopping broccoli, yeah ♪
♪ Broccoli ♪
- [Singer] I wanna keep going, chopping broccoli, yeah.
♪ Broccoli, chopping broccoli, woo ♪
♪ Well, me and Sloppy Joe got married ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ We got six kids and we're doing just fine ♪
♪ Down in ♪
♪ Lunch ♪
♪ Lady ♪
♪ Land ♪
♪ Woo ♪ ♪ Woo ♪
(piano riffing)
(audience cheering)
- Good night!