-Check. Check one. Sibilance. Sibilance.
-Check. Check two. Sibilance. Sibilance.
-Yo, bro! You better "check" again! We're not "sib-i-lings"! [laughs]
-Shut your yapper, Orange! I'm settin' up for the greatest rock band that ever lived.
-Welp, glad it's not a magic show. I can tell it's totally "staged". [laughs]
-Yay! ♪ I love rock-n'-roll! Put another dime in the jukebox, baby! ♪ [giggles]
-Yeah! I was born to rock!
-All right! This is awesome! Who's playing?
-Whoa! Here they come! They can tell you themselves!
-[crowd cheering]
-Ladies and gentlemen, we are... Pickleback!
-[record scratches] -Pickleback? Who are these "dill" weeds? [laughs]
-Hit it, boys! -Hey! Get off the stage! Boo!
-♪ Look at this pickle jar Ev'ry time I do, I feel the scars... ♪
-Oh, please! NOOO!! -Relax, Pear.
At least their "tarts" are in the right place! [laughs]
-Orange, you don't understand. Their music is horrendous!
But the more they play, somehow, more and more people end up liking their music!
It's like they're brainwashing everyone!
- ♪ OHHH! ♪ - ♪ Ev'rybody's gonnna love you so much more... ♪
-See?!
-Yeah. But Grapefruit always was a bit "pickly" around the edges! [laughs]
-Huh. You know what? I can't believe I'm saying this, but this song isn't that bad.
-No! Not you, Midget Apple!
-I mean, I'm not actually saying I like it, but, I-- Um... Uh-oh...
-♪ Look at this pickle jar... ♪
-What the...? What... What's going on? -[splash!]
-Yay! Call me "Picklemallow!" [laughs]
-Oh, no! It's spreading faster than I thought!
-♪ OHHH! ♪ -Orange, we gotta find earplugs!
-But, we don't have ears. -Oh, that's it! We're doomed! [moans]
Wait. Wait! Orange, make one of your dreadfully annoying noises!
-Ooh! I know! Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya...!
-No! That's not powerful enough! Are you listening to these guys?!
-DIG DEEPER, MAN! -[imitates motorboat]
-[straining] Can't...fight it...any...longer...! -[splash!]
- ♪...Dill ♪♪ - [song ends]
Thank you! Thank you very much!
-Hey, "Piggyback!" "Oink" you gonna do another song? [laughs]
-Why ain't the orange fella brainwashed, Chad? -Who knows, who cares. Just get those jars on the bus!
-Hey! What are ya doin'? -If you must know, we're pickling your friends.
-[record scratches] -I doubt that'll work. None of 'em have armpits! [laughs]
-Not "tickling"! Pickling!
You see, we former cucumbers are sick and tired of being sacrificial lambs!
ANY fruit or vegetable can be pickled! So guess what? We're takin' your friends.
-No! I don't wanna be green! -[groans] Orange! Please! Do...something!
-He can't do anything! Because WE...ARE...PICKLEBACK!
-[determined] Okay! MY turn! [spits seed]
-[screams]
-What the...?! -If Nya-Nya doesn't work and Motorboat won't work...
-...I guess it's time for... -[record scratches]
-...THE MOST ANNOYING SOUND IN THE WORLD! [inhales]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
-What kind of sorcery is this?! -[explosions]
-I've never seen anything like that in my life!
-You mean you've never seen anything like a knife?
-No! I said, "my LIFE".
-And I said, KNIFE!
-[screaming] -Whoa! Now THAT'S a pickle back...and front! [laughs]
-Orange... Gotta hand it to you, buddy... You really rock!
-I guess I do. And I wrote a new song. It goes like this:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
-Got to admit: he's still better than Pickleback. -Oh, definitely.
-Oh, hello, kids. Bobjenz here. I played the pickles in this pickleriffic episode of the ANNOYING ORANGE.
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-[laughs] Knife!