Hello.
Welcome to awesome time.
This is the show--
you know, you've heard the spiel,
but it's worth repeating-- where I tell you
about all the new stuff at VAT19.
And stick around we're doing a golden gummy challenge.
Welcome to episode 121.
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Before we get started, there are two videos you absolutely
have to check out.
The first is from BAHM Lounge.
He took our Party Bear on a little, like play date,
and then eventually ate his play date.
The other video is from Smelly Belly.
We sent them some Burn or Bliss chocolates,
and as you can imagine, their faces kind of melted off.
Tons of fun.
You'll enjoy those videos.
Time for my favorite segment, and the only trick I can do,
juggling.
One full-- oh, pretty good.
Oh.
This is Sponsorships and Outstanding Reviews
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So we've got Bailey, he's the money hungry mutt.
We've got Fuzzy Wuzzy, he's the little cat whose paw comes up.
Now, we've got Puffy the panda.
Put your coin on there.
That gets me every time.
I know what you're thinking, is that really the sound
that the panda makes?
Because it, kind of, sounds like a dog trapped in a hot car.
The internet will answer this for us.
That's what a panda sounds like.
YouTube.
It is pretty accurate.
All right.
So, that's the Puffy Panda Bank.
You can retrieve the coins out of the bottom.
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You can collect them all.
That's the sound of awesome about to happen.
This is the Hard Candy Cotton Candy Maker and it's amazing.
It turns ordinary pieces of hard candy into fluffy cotton candy.
Jolly Ranchers-- anything, come on,
come on anything, anything you want-- yeah, lemon drops.
Werther's, peppermints, Ghost Pepper Hard Candy,
Toe of Satan, Life Savers, I mean anything you want.
I am going to grab two pieces of grape here.
I got my candy in there, now we spin this thing up.
Oh, dear!
I don't want to make you guys watch me, just
keep spinning up more of this, so we made one earlier,
with this machine, with all sorts
of different candies in it.
I want to get after this.
But, I also want to break it apart and show you
the different layers.
You can see a purple on the inside.
Oh, let's take a big-- just a small piece.
Let's see, what's the outer layer here?
Here, Kat, try some of it.
You want a little bit of that, Eric?
You want a little bit of that?
OK, I'm getting a little too excited, a little too messy.
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Make your own cotton candy.
Whoa, whoa.
Riddle announcement!
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runner-up prizes.
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to figure out how you can win some stuff.
All right, let's move on to the next product.
We're table topping.
This is Torpedo Shots.
The game includes 18 one-ounce shot glasses, six battleships--
three for each player--
and two score pads.
You know what?
I am not just going to talk about it,
let's show you in this episode's Golden Gummy Challenge.
Come on in here, Eric.
We're going to play some Torpedo Shots.
While you could play with liquor,
we don't want to take nine shots right after work.
Well, want or can't?
I guess can't.
Yeah.
So, we're going to play with Luma Soda instead.
Let's arrange our battleships.
Oh, gosh.
I got to really--
You want to go first?
Sure, C3?
That is a miss.
I'm going to go with A6?
Miss.
E4?
That's a miss.
What?
My ships are stealthy.
E1?
Hit.
Yes!
That is a hit.
Take that shot.
I am going to go with B4.
Hit.
Yes!
D1?
That's a hit, and you sunk my battleship.
Oh!
Yeah.
B5-- B5.
That's gonna be--
Hit.
Drink that delicious soda.
That's such a punishment.
Such a punishment.
F1
Yeah it's a hit and you sunk my battleship.
Yes.
I hate you right now.
I don't know B6.
Hit.
You sunk my battleship, Bro.
Yes!
D6
D6, let me check.
Miss.
Ahh.
A1 steak sauce.
Put some of that steak sauce on my steak.
That's a hit.
Yes!
How's that soda settling in your tum-tum?
Hmm?
The bubbles giving you a headache?
I'm so mad right now.
D6
Hit.
Yes!
B1.
I believe I'll go, oh I don't know, C4 just for fun.
Wait, are you serious right now?
Yeah, I'm toying with you.
No, because look.
Because I just moved my piece from C1 down to C4,
and you called it.
He cheated and didn't get away with it.
I was going to mess with you for a while until I won.
But I won anyway.
Dang it!
Season 1, all right we've got to start crafting the frame.
You know what?
This makes perfect sense, because every time you've
won it's always been a game of chance.
All the ones that are skill--
roll back-- I mean all the ones that
are skill I feel like I've won.
Roll back the tape.
Cameron doesn't want to have to search
through all that fake news.
Season 1, will reset.
Aren't you happy we get to reset.
Then you get to--
That's true, that's true.
Then you get to whoop me season 2.
Who knows.
Yeah, we can start over.
Start over.
All right, well let's clear this out of the way
and I guess do the punishment.
Loser enjoys a VAT19 car bormb.
Oh, what's that I wonder.
What is a VAT19 car bomb?
That sounds dangerous.
Oh!
Ugh!
What is that?
Pickle juice.
I'm just going to go ahead and just pour
the pickle juice in there.
OK, all right.
Ugh!
Is that salty?
Yeah, everything is gross about that.
Oh, God, I just need a minute.
Oh, that combo is gross.
I'll take my bear and I'll be going.
Ave Maria--
It's still like I'm just eating a pickled nonstop.
But, the show must go on.
Here it comes Abalone, this is a cool game.
A lot of fun.
It's a strategy game-- you know in checkers you jump over
opponents, in chess you sort of take their position, in Abalone
like a sumo wrestler you just push them off.
Here's the gameboard.
There are 61 spaces on here, which
you can kind of see you can move to them
Each player has 14 marbles.
The idea is to eject six of your opponent's marbles
from the board.
Movement in the game is pretty simple.
You can move one marble one space, like so.
Up to three, so you can move three marbles all of the time,
all in the same direction.
And if you meet your opponent's marble, the way to push them
is if your line of marbles is bigger than theirs.
So, I thought it would be fun to bring, Eric in here
and we can battle each other in a quick game of Abalone.
All right.
Come on in here, Eric.
Hey oh.
I'm back, did you miss me?
Yeah, uh sure.
Speed round.
Let's do this.
You go first.
Uh oh.
Boom.
But I can still--
Oh, no I lost one!
There goes one.
I don't know.
Boom.
Dang it.
Oh, goodbye.
It's speed Avalone.
Oh!
Blocked.
Dang you.
Goodbye.
No where to run.
Except there.
"And I get bone bone down."
Boom.
Six!
Is it?
All right, good game you won.
A little speed Abalone.
Sportsmanship.
Yeah.
That's a pretty fun strategy game, Abalone and pick yours up
now at vat19.com.
OK.
Hit me with the next product.
Pretty close.
This is the Drop Stop Seat Gap Filler.
It goes in that gap between the center console and your car
seat.
And it stops stuff from falling down there-- your phone, loose
change.
This can squish down to like a quarter of an inch, all
the way up to and 1/4 inches.
It won't be affected by your seat moving forward or back.
It's just like a really smart idea made out of neoprene.
Demo Dude is outside waiting to demo this,
so let's kick it to Demo Dude.
I say demo, you say?
I say dude, you say?
Demo!
All right, thanks Demo Dude.
That's the Drop Stop Gap Filler.
We're table topping again with Star Cube.
It sort of looks like a two by two Rubik's Cube,
but it's actually more of a fidget toy,
than it is a puzzle.
So, this star shape inside of here
can also be rotated around to create a cube itself.
Helps with the old stress of losing season 1 to, Eric.
Calms me down a little bit.
Fun fidget toy, that's the Star Cube.
Buy it now, vat19.com.
All right this episode's gotten pretty long,
so it's time for some fan art or fart for short.
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