Hi, Leah.
Hi, my love.
It's been a while since you've been here.
I know.
Is it because we scared you last time?
Yeah, I don't like that.
No, this is not the one.
Don't play games with me.
I don't know what--
Hi, everybody.
Listen, it's been a while since-- oh, yes,
there you are doing horrible things to me.
Yes, but you love getting scared.
I don't love getting scared, Ellen.
I love scaring people, but I don't love-- like, no, no.
I don't love it.
If you know the joy when you scare people,
that's why you love scaring people.
I know.
I mean, I guess it's pretty giving of me as your friend
to give you that joy and to make fun of people
when they're scared.
It's not making fun.
You know.
You scare people.
No, but I do love it.
I love seeing their face when they're [GASP]..
Like what I did.
But I don't like it when it happens to me.
It's a thrill inside that kind of it breaks up your day.
No one's going to scare you.
No, because I'm scared now that you're going to scare me.
I promise you.
OK.
You know what?
Oh, because I should trust you, right?
Yeah.
No, you really shouldn't, but we are--
I know.
But I do love scaring people.
Like my daughter, I think it's normal for a parent
to scare the crap out of their kids.
My mother did it to me.
It's only natural that that trauma would then
be put on to my kid.
What I've received--
How do you scare her?
Do you hide places, or what do you do?
No, like my husband and I, we just
got the idea to scare our daughter.
So we found this mask, and then I
think I posted it on Instagram.
We went to her room and scared her.
So we knocked on her door, we turned the lights off,
and then we scratched up the door,
and then waited to scare her and her friends.
Because I also think I should traumatize other kids
in my house.
But I'll do elaborate things.
I had my assistant get into I take dance,
like a take ballroom dance.
I have two teachers, and one of my teachers was there.
And I had my assistant dress up in pigtails.
Now because you're acting really interested,
so I don't know if you're doing that thing where
you're like into my story--
I'm always interested.
No, you're not, Ellen.
What do you mean I'm acting interested.
Oh, it's my last season.
I love you, I miss you, and I'm so happy to be here
on your last season.
But anyway, thank you for having me.
You're welcome.
Back to me.
So I have my assistant hide in my dance teacher's
car, literally in his car.
So she waited like 10, 20 minutes in a mask,
in a painter's outfit, with a butcher knife from my kitchen.
I couldn't wait.
I was literally waiting, almost peeing on my pants
thinking about him like possibly crashing his car,
not to hurt-- you know, because you can't go that fast
down my street.
So I was like waiting, laughing, laughing at the thought.
And then they pulled back up and he's like, didn't work.
So she was in the back seat of his car,
gets up in a mask with a butcher knife, and he had no reaction.
Zero reaction.
Wow.
How you do it so successfully, I don't know.
It's not easy to do.
That's horrifying to find someone in your--
In your car?
And it didn't cause a reaction?
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
I know.
Well, we don't do anything like that here.
The first season, you were here speaking of your daughter.
You were pregnant with her.
And then the second season, I babysat for her.
I know, so cute.
So you're pregnant there.
And then I ended up going to your house.
Look at us.
And now I'm going to start crying,
because my daughter is--
I can't even talk.
Do you see what's happening to me in my old age?
I do.
I don't know what's happening to me,
but now when I talk about her, I just
start crying because she's a senior.
She's a senior in college.
She's a senior in college?
Oh, sorry.
She's a senior.
In high school?
Yes, in high school.
And about to go to college.
And I can't even take the thought of her leaving.
Like I can't even--
But now you're applying-- you're in college,
so y'all can room together.
She would die.
Like I've already brought it up, because as it's
getting closer to her going to college, I'm like--
by the way, I have some audacity because I basically
put her in a college preparatory school from like age five.
And now I'm like, me, you don't want to go.
And so then when I applied to NYU and then
got in, to my shock.
My daughter wants to go to school on the East Coast,
and I said maybe it would be cute.
We'll be like cute, getting in there.
And she's talked up friends of mine, and said--
we have like an intervention with my mom,
like she cannot do this.
But I think it would be cute that I'm just close by.
We don't have to be like--
I don't know.
No, you don't have to be together.
But mommy's there, right?
I love that you're going to college though.
I think that's really cool that you're going to college.
Thank you.
All right, we have to take a break.
That's Leah Remine.
It's a new game show, People Puzzler.
So People Puzzler, and it's on Game Show Network.
Yes.
You love games.
I love games.
I mean, I'm not good at playing them, but I love games
and I love people.
So it made natural sense that I would do the People Puzzler.
And it's pop culture, so it's things that people know.
And I don't know, it's so easy for me to do,
especially doing what I do with my other work
that you know about, and was very gracious to call me.
Very sweet.
Ellen watched the aftermath and she texted me just beautiful,
called me, and it was just lovely.
You're very brave.
I think it's amazing what you're doing,
because not a lot of people speak out about something.
And I think you're very brave and very few people do that.
But wait, back to the show.
So it's only like a 30-minute show,
which in reality is like 22 minutes,
because there's commercials.
And apparently, you get in trouble
because you talk too much to the people.
Constantly, because I do love people.
Like when they come on the show, I like to get to know people.
I'm like, tell me about your life.
Oh, no, really?
Oh, you're from Chicago?
And I just love hearing their stories,
and we talk about our children, and we talk about our lives.
And it just reminds me of that people
not in this town, including myself.
No, but that's sweet that you do that.
And you're very competitive, I know that about you.
And you play games with Chelsea Handler,
I saw a picture you-- what were you playing with her?
I force games on anybody who comes to my house.
I play this game called Rummikub,
which has been around forever.
I don't even know if I'm saying it right,
but I'm obsessed with it.
So I forced her.
She came over for brunch, and clearly, she
started us on the mimosas.
And I forced her to play this game.
I force anybody to play this game.
Like the first time that I met with Ben, I forced him to play.
And I had a game, brought it to Jennifer's house.
I was like, hey, here's your game.
When I come over, this is what I'm going to play.
And anybody will play.
I force everybody to play.
I love games.
I love-- I know you love games.
I do, I love games.
But let's also talk about your mother, who is quite--
--out of control.
Yes.
She's got a personality, always has.
Yes.
You posted some things of her flashing you when you're--
That's normal.
That's Sunday dinner at her house.
And every time I leave her house--
literally, every time I leave her house,
that she's flashing something.
And it's like even as I'm touching up the picture.
So imagine me touching this up at home, you know what I mean?
When I get home, I'm like, I'm looking
at my mother's boob or my mother's vagina or my mother's
butt, I'm sorry to have said that.
And it's like she-- and there's her husband,
like, that's Vicki there.
This is like after having fish and a baked potato.
This is what I'm getting from my mother.
And she doesn't matter who's in the car, by the way.
She doesn't care.
No, I know.
Your mother does not care about stuff like that.
She has a lower back tattoo?
Oh, yes.
Is that new?
She got a tramp stamp.
So she got this when we were doing our reality show for TLC,
and I really thought she was kidding.
I thought it was like for the cameras.
And when I showed up, I was like calling her bluff.
And she actually was getting a tattoo.
I was like, you're actually getting a tramp stamp?
And she shows it.
Look, she wore that shirt purposely,
which I busted her chops about.
But when she's not wearing that shirt,
she's literally like, oh my god, you
went-- actually showing like her hinds, her way.
And I'm like, nobody needs to see.
Like, just pulling down her pants.
Pulling her pants down too far, I might add.
How old is she?
93, I don't know how old she is.
It's been too long.
She's my mother.
I don't want her showing her tramp stamp to everybody.
But God bless her, she's like, I just want to live my life.
Send her my love.
I will.
She'll miss you terribly.
Before we go, let's talk about the podcast.
Because you were doing this show and now you're
doing the show on--
Yes, we do a podcast because we continue to fight and expose
Scientology for what they are.
And we have a podcast.
We're about 65 episodes in.
It's called Fair Game.
And it's about the policies of Scientology
that call for the destruction of people who
speak out against Scientology.
And so we do that and that's anywhere
where you get your podcasts.
Wow.
Amazing.
And I'm going to miss you.
All right, thank you.
I'm going to really miss you.
Thank you, but I'll see you.
I know, but thank you for all that you've done,
and all the years of laughter you've given all of us,
and all that you've done for people.
I'm going to start crying now.
Anyway.
Thank you, Leah.
I appreciate it.
Season two of People Puzzler airs weeknights
at 6:00 PM on Game Show Network.
We'll be back.