i am captain papa long beard jake it's very easy to say rolls off the tongue
this is a ship and we're gonna run it like a ship and i'm the captain you know
how i got this hook first key to sword fighting always keep
your opponent on his toes no jake you're going down any final
words jake yes one final word
oh they should not be scary wigs we have a treasure to find today
jake jake why are you talking like i'm a pirate logan and when you're a pirate
you need to talk like a pirate i even lost my hand
and i got this cool sword where's phil where's that scallywag
i think phil's right here jake phil what are you doing that is not what
you're doing that's not a pirate you're wearing a sailing costume the
opposite of a pirate card is supposed to look mean and hard
if another ship comes and tries to steal our treasure how are you gonna scare
them away like that there's other ships go back put
something better on okay i have an idea i'll be right back below deck
i think he missed the uh pirate theme jake he did indeed logan he did indeed
but there's bigger things at hand here we have to find that treasure and we
have to get it before the other pirates do
luckily for us i've made this ship myself look there'd be some sea bass up
ahead jake that that's a bird you need a bird
would you like a drink in my cabin's quarters
we drink to treasure
jake i don't really think i have sea legs i'm feeling a little bit
seasick all right well if we are surviving on this pirate ship we don't
know how long we're going to be on here so i
probably should stop talking like that my voice jake can i take off the eye
patch i can't see take off the eye patches
they do definitely hurt our eyes when we keep mine up here all right listen guys
there is a treasure us pirates are going to find it but we
need to use everything we have in order to do so we need to make sure
that this ship keeps sailing and any pirate that tries to stop us
they get my hook they get to keep your hook no no they don't
they they're going to get hooked by me all right jake looks like we're going
the right way now through this corridor how long is it going to take us to get
to the treasure about 24 hours we're going to be on this boat for a
long time and that's if the storm doesn't come
i think i'm ready that i mean he does have a pirate beard
that's not exactly okay all right if you want to be a real pirate
you need to be angry and mane you know how i got this hook
i went to the store and i bought it for five dollars
see that person at the front of the boat
they messed with me hey that's very evil if you're saying that's the person that
messed with you and so no one messes with pirate papa
long beard jake guys if you're excited for us to go find some buried treasure
and live on a pirate ship for 24 hours smack that like button
jake what are these phil those are cannons if we if we see another enemy
ship you're going to need to use these cannons jake i think they
might be going for the treasure oh no they're going for the
100 percent going for the treasure logan they even got a little treasure dang you
where's our treasure dinghy we don't have the budget for a treasure dinghy
we have a treasure dinghy bill where's the dinghy i'm putting the cannons on
okay put the cannons on we're gonna have to sink that boat we're just sinking we
can't sink that boat why can't we sink the boat
that's kind of mean they're going for our treasure though do something phil
phil's got the cannons going not the sea bass oh that's
awesome when we get close enough to the ship you take out their captain
in the eye water blaster it's a water blaster i don't think you can take out a
full ship with the water blaster jake
all right jake it looks like we have seti stamp it looks like we have seti
sale what are you saying jake it looks like we have steady sales what
school did you go to i never went to boat
of course you didn't go to bowl school because that's not even talking about
also i'm not jake i am captain papa long beard jake it's
very easy to say rolls off the tongue all right listen if we're gonna get this
treasure and maybe potentially fight other pirates we need to look the part i
mean phil looks the part he does look apart
a little bit too much the part i think we need something extra well what what
are you thinking jake we're in the middle of a boat we can't really get
anything else i choose logan every pirate has really
cool tattoos phil you want tattoo i love again two right
there on your chest right there maybe one on your head one
there you commit to the pirate life you put a tattoo on your face that means
you're committed tattoos who wants one first jake put
away the little knife how do you think i'm gonna give the tattoo
this is how all pirates did tattoos back in the day everyone
gather round we're all getting tattoos i want the one with the octopus
that's mine i'll fully commit to the pirate life i'll put a tattoo on my face
what's the okay you know whatever phil put on my face and put it on let's do it
let's just do why don't pour water on me jake you need
to lie down lie down this is mutiny i am your
captain no you want a tattoo i am your captain this is mutiny i don't want to
be on this pirate ship anymore
there's so much water i wanna
someone's calling you it's still 20 20. pirates have phones nowadays
it smells weird oh boy doesn't
ah great tattoo jake i think you may have squirmed a little too much
like a pirate on a scale from one to pirate how good do i look
this looks like you have a smudge on your face
let's do this tattoos never wins this painful
logan pirate enemy pirate it's just a guy on a surfboard pirate
surfboard blast him with the water filth we're kind of busy getting tattoos
whoa jk get out i got a pirate tattoo rod does mine look like that kind of
actually no phil let's see your tattoo i'm going
full pirate oh you phil's got two i want to
keep going no jake jake no no jake pirate bruh
i got it i gotta commit to the game no dude
you cannot say that papa pirate long beard doesn't commit
fully to the pirate game check it out brand new
fresh tats let's go
how do i look phil am i a pirate how did my eyes burn
my eyes are burning a bit
this is a ship and we're gonna run it like a ship and i'm the captain i need
more respect from you jake i think you need to wash your face i need more
respect from you you know how i got these
yes we were there right you were there all right listen up we've been on the
ship for about four hours things are going well but people are getting tired
i'm not really seeing any landmarks where the treasure is
looks like jake's literally falling asleep jake who's steering this boat
or she be having autopilot you keep doing your job
so i sleep here and you're just sleeping i am the captain and the captain gets to
sleep that's what captains do they lead i'm
gonna go to the pirate kitchen and find us some pirate food
jake what there's a rat on the ship phil take care of the rat no
okay well well then we'll name him and he will stay here forever your name will
be ratatouille all right i'm gonna go make it some
pirate dinner phil scrub the deck got it logan make sure he does it
yep that looks about right looks like you're scrubbing the deck pretty well
phil she's gonna be squeaky clean i've got real pirate food this is what
they used to eat on the pirate ships back in the day
what is that it is dehydrated bread hash from phil this is pirate bread all
right cheers to pirate bread
it's not donut but i think's pretty good jake if pirates do come and board our
ship should we not know how to fight make a
good point logan i am a master of uh sword fighting but you
guys are not we should do a training session i need all of you guys ready for
if a pirate ship does come and try and board us
if they board us they'll probably come with a boarding party of five men
there's only three of us two realistically two and a half maybe
we need to work together okay i think you're just trying to say
we should train with swords first key to sword fighting
always keep your opponent on his toes logan thinks we're having a regular
fight no ow jake you shot me
i did shoot you now the training begins he's weakened
all right logan i'm gone
okay that was that round doesn't count i got stuck in here
yeah first thing about swordfighting on a pirate ship is be aware of all the
ropes there's lots of ropes on pirate ships
okay on guard ropes got it what comes in handy
no oh jake you're going down geek why are you
why are you getting on the ground because i said my fate
any final words jake yes one final word always keep it back up and that's how
you sword fight use your head not your noggin
well i'm going to bed i've done my duties for the day wake me if anything
happens i'm taking a 2 hour nap of course jake's napping what else is
new phil i think it's gonna be you and me
finding this treasure jake's just asleep uh logan
so about that treasure i'm not too sure but i think there's been a boat
following us this whole time there's been a boat following us this
whole time yeah it's right over there
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