(High Five)Top of the mornin' to ya laddies. My name is Jacksepticeye!
And welcome to a game called Guts and Glory!
I'd never heard about this before
until the comments in some of my recent videos, everyone was like
"play Guts of- and Glory"
I was gonna say Guts of Glory
'Cause, people are saying it reminds them of Happy Wheels because you have the dad and little Billy,
SCREW YOU BILLY!!! (Intense AF)
so you have the dad
and the little kid in the back so I can see
exactly why it would be like Happy Wheels
and there's lot of people are saying it's like a 3D Happy Wheels.
Is this the thing Felix played a little while ago?
'Cause I saw his title and it said something like that
It probably is...um...
Oh god, "a Terrible Tutorial"
Let's do it!
Oh, Is this open world?
Aw, awesome! John and Jimmy...
No! It's Billy and Bobby!
I know it's John and Jimmy but I'm gonna annoy the shit out of everyone
By calling them Billy and Bobby this entire time
The Yang Family...? Oh! I wanna play as Earl!
Ok, what do I do?
Oh sweet fucking Jesus
Hahahaha, I love how floppy everything is!
Um, Keyboard, space, controller...
ok, space is to stop...
What's "to go"?
"W" does THIS
*laughs*
Restart is the "V" key
Seriously, what's "go"?
I am pressing buttons.
W, A, S, D
Yes, but "W, A, S, D" goes like that.
Oh... god, what did I do to my child?!
Oh Billy!
Oh, I'm sorry
OKAY!
I'm using a controller now.
Checkpoint.
You must hit each checkpoint to unlock the Finish Line.
Nice!
Okay. Keybord didn't work for some reason.
I'm sure there's some buttons
that I was supossed to be pressing but I dunno.
Ohhhhh, hold on a jiminy crickets
Stop going backwards
Hold while pressing gas.
Q action button 1
The fuck is action button 1?
That's not it, that's slow motion
I don't know what it is.
What's my boost button?
Camera. Yes. Okay right stick. Got it
That's.. oh
That's easy to guess.
Is that just slow motion? It is.
What the hell is my boost button?
You can respawn at orange. I get it...
Oh god! Oh god! I need to find out my fucking buttons man.
What's action button one?
This game is weird. X is boost!?
That's not boosting me!
Does it look like I have a boost? Oh god!
Look at my *laughs*
The fucking floppy physics are awesome.
Ooo I love it. I love it so much!
Oh this is the fucking best!
Okay billy. Hold on! *laughing*
Oh awesome!
Erm action button 2.
Slow motion okay.
I know what that one is.
Ohhhh god, Oh GOD!
Yikes! We could've of got sawn in half.
Wait, is there gore in this game?
Is Al Gore in this game?
I have no idea. Let's just get through.
Oh god, Ohhhh god! Ahhhh!
Oh yes there is.
Holy fuck!
Oh that's awesome.
Jesus. Ah.
"Is gore in this game?"
Oh Fuck YES THERE IS!
So much gore.
Oh man
All the gores are in this
Oh god, sorry.
I didn't mean to do that, I didn't mean to get you killed.
What fucking use is slow motion.
When I'm just going to die slower.
Oh god, that was a bad idea.
OHOHOH
Yes! Sick tricks. Get up, get up you're fine, you're fine! *laughs*
Billy, could you pop Daddy's arm back into its socket?
Thanks Billy! *laughs*
My arm is broken apparently.
Oh Jesus, this controls like a fucking whale.
And I love it!
This game is awesome!
Why haven't I played this sooner?
That's exactly my type of shit.
Just weird, wacky physics.
Wahhh, Get up!
C'mon. (Weird sounds) Yes
Go little boy! And his dad. I guess. Whatever.
Oh, oh, oh. OW! OHH! Fuck me!
Oh, that's nasty!
Oh, it's awesome tho.
Yikes. well, Daddy's not going to be dancing no more.
He is still-still gonna fight with your mother though, so, apologies.
No-oh! Made it. Fucking sick!
AHH, God. Billy, go do it for daddy!
Son?
Okay, okay. oh, there is a boost!
I thought it was gonna be some sort of fuckin', like-
Oh God
I thought it was gonna be some sort of, like, rocket boost.
Not just me pedalling faster.
I mean, logic would dictate that thats what it was going always to be
And I'm the stupid one for not knowing
But
OITSIJA FUCKIT YEAAA!!! AHHHH!
Oww! Billy.
Are you okay?
Daddy's legs are dislocated in all sorts of fucking shit. *laughs*
This game is the best!
We're failing because Billy is flailing all over the place. Lalalala
We-We'd be fine if you just stopped messing it up!
How to survive turrets. What!?!
Why are there turrets? Slow down, speed isn't always the solution.
Um, I'm sorry. But speed is KEYYY!
How dare you!
Weave like a snake or your life they shall take.
Th-That's a good-that's a good lesson. If only Charlize Theron- if only Charlize Theron knew that at the end Promethus. She would have fucking, she woulda survived.
Ohh mother. Oh matrix dodging balls skills.
Oh, fuck! Dadadadada! *laughs*
Oh this might might be my new favourite game.
Okay. Slowly. Slowly does it.
Slowly does it. That's how the rabbit won the race.
Oh, oh, look at this shit. Watch... watch.
Oh weave like a snake. Weave like a snake! Ahh turkey birds
AHH! *Laughs* Ow!
Just [flunk] *laughs*
The fact that they are just little balls. Are the best.
Down we go.
Now watch this.
Ohhh! Ahh! *laughing*
That was a sick flip though! *laughs*
I'm gonna gas up laughing.
Okay, we got this, this time.
Watch this shit. Front flip.
*huurgh*
Okay can't do front flip cause we were going backwards already.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh oh yeah.
Come on!
How da fuck are they able to do that.
I...Oh I need a word with your fucking turret manager.
Here we go *huoop*
Nice. Sick... nasty tricks bro.
Slow motion is the only way.
Slow m-
I'm just gonna go.
I'm just gonna go cycle straight, that's it. That's it.
I ain't slowing down for nothing.
I ain't slowing down for no man.
Yes!
*huuh*
OH JESUS MOTHER OF FUCK
They just assimilated my boy!
MAJESTIC! *laughing*
Okay, this is just a day at the park.
Th-That's okay. That's fine
It's a nice little stroll.
Down memory lane.
Where are we going? Billy! This is where me and your mother grew up.
This is where we got together.
And it's also where she cheated on me with that BASTARD mailman Steve!
I-I know you're out there Steve!
Son of a bitch!
Ruining my marriage. Where is this fucking thing?
It's in the middle. It's in the middle of the suburbs.
Sorry folks.
Just coming through. Don't mind me.
Just taking my son on a little bike tour around suburbia.
Even though he is a fucking bobble head. Lalala, *giggles*
It's fucking awesome. I'm so glad everything explodes as well.
What are we doing? Why are we just going around in circles in here?
God damn it!
That was it!?!
I mean, I know I'm greatness incarnate.
I fucking knew that already.
Let's change track.
What else we got. "A day at the park with a saw."
"Old Cabin Hill"
Ohh "Old Cabin Hill" sounds good.
"Whiplash." "Cannons on Main Street."
Oh Earl. You're not looking so good buddy *laughs*
Ohh, I want to play as Earl or somebody else.
"Wheelies. They help you get over curbs and stuff... plus you look cool doing them."
That's true!
I have never looked at a guy pulling a wheely and gone. "Man, he sucks"
Every single man... Ohh! sweet mother of god! Don't... hide behind-
Oh, we're dead
Every man I've ever seen do a wheelie. I'm like "that guy is ballin' right now."
Not bawlin' like a baby. Ballin' like a super cool person.
Okay we're fine.
We're fine. We're surviving.
OH holy fuck!
OH I just got cut in half
That's some prime rib of beef right there.
Medium rare? More like... super rare...
Like a fucking pepe
Okay, okay, okay.
It's safety. Safety is key. Ow.
This is scary. Use the houses as cover.
I'm sorry Sandra. Your house is smack dab in the middle of it.
I have to. Yes!
Okay. You have to use the houses as cover otherwise, the cannons are gonna get you.
Where are the cannons?
Let's go. Checkpoint, checkpoint! Oh, this is bad.
Oh this is- NO, No, NICE!
Saved it... Floppy child and all
Ahhh... my leg!
Oh sweet jesus. Dead... ahh! Fuck!
I died in the middle of the wheelie bins.
They think they're gonna get me.
Y'all tryin' to get me?
Not today! Buddy boy
See! Out of range of the cannons and everything.
They're not gonna get me!
Then we come in here. And we go around again.
Yeahhh
Don't take the main route. The road less traveled means... less death.
That's what that saying was, right? I'm pretty sure.
AH, I just lost a hand. It's fine. I can fap with the other one. We're fine.
Billy, hold on for the love of fucking Jebediah Kerman.
Yes!
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
Oh sweet mother of fuck. This is what is must be like to be in fucking Nam!
Careful... Careful.... Easy does it!
God I fall apart easily.
Those cannon balls have saw blades in them or something?
No. We will be fine. Just watch this.
It's okay, I wanted to go this way. Bye!!
Okay. Sneaky. Sneak attack.
All the way around
There is a church up there.
Oh, that must be Chapel Hill then.
Everything ties in together. It's a nice community.
You'd love it here.
Without all the fucking cannons and death.
Can I break through the fence? Damn it.
Foiled by my arch nemesis... Fences
How do we get in there?
How do I get in there?
There's no, like, right way in.
Do I just have to fucking... Whattt?
What about this? What if I go tooo the cannon?
They can't hit what they can't... hit.
Errr... where are the cannons?
Oh they're up there.
Oh mother fuck. BILLY
Oh I hope that's ketchup.
Nope.
That's dead. Okay let's try a different level.
I'm already dead. Will ya stop?
Let's try a level called the "Meat Grinder".
Oh yes this is like a Ben and Ed type level
Oh god oh god. Just close your eyes and keep going.
Keep.. keep going. Keep on dancing.
Ohhhh
So fuck... lost a leg and a son. Oh and I lost my balance.
Foiled by gravity yet again!
We got this Billy. We got this.
Oh look alive Billy. Look alive!
Daddy's about to show you
What the fuck was that? Explosions?!
Okay
So don't go super fast. Over the ramp.. of death
Just go nice and easy
Nice.. watch... oh
What?!?
Okay, we're gonna do this. Watch.
Ohhh hahaha
I don't know why I thought the bike would go like sideways through it like a cool motocycle stunt.
Hahaha
That was horrendous.
Oh terrible idea.
Am I still alive?
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm popping a wheelie and I look fucking baller.
Ohh there is so many mines and shit around though
Get over. Get over.
Get over it!
Oh god don't hit those mines. Oh for the love of god
What is happening? Where am I?
Oh there are saw blades everywhere
I can do this!
I can do this. I know how to do it now.
I know where I must be needed
Right through here. Right though here.
Oh fuck!
[Billy's voice] I really wish I could stay at Mom's house tonight
SHUT UP BILLY.
You're stuck with Daddy and that's it!
I fucking did it!
Daddy did it Billy
He fucking did it!
Oh mother of god. Don't hit the mines.
AHHHHH
♪ We're soaring ♪
♪ Flying ♪
♪ There's not a mine on the ground that we can't walk on and die ♪
That's.. that's bad
That's bad
Oh so very bad
Oh that was awesome! Hahahah
I did exactly what I wanted to do before.
Just jump up and slide through slightly
See if I can do that again. I've no idea what I just did.
Nailed it!
Just a regular old day at the park.
Just a few saw blades flying down but that's fine
That's ordinary
They don't call this "Saw Hill" for nothing
So you gotta have a few saws here and there
Oh fuck get over that. Get over that
Ah you should be able to get over that
What is all this douch baggery?
See you later Billy. You little bitch!
Don't need him anyway.
Who needs kids?!
Not I.
Not I. Oh fuck
Oh.. oh..oh
What is happening?
Yes! Yes! Oh ho
Look both ways before you saw me in half.
Nailed it. Breathtaking finish.
Thank you game I really appreciate.
Okay. I'm going to leave this episode here.
This game is awesome!
Floppy physics, gore, bouncing around.
Happy Wheels style gameplay
Love it. 10/10
11/10...12/10
All out of 10
Um yeah I'll leave a link in the description. You guys can go off and play it for yourself.
There's a demo up on indiedb. That's where I got it
Ohhh so much fun.
Um hopefully they add more to the game soon
I think that's... I think there might be only one character in the level so far
Or maybe I can unlock them
I've no idea
Let's keep playing more. I want to do another video of this
At some point. For now that does it for this one
But thank you guys so much watching
If you liked it..
PUNCH that like button in the face.
LIKE A BOSS!!!
And..
High fives all round!
*WAPSHH WAPSHH*
Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes....
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
*sick outro music*
I almost slapped my light with my high five
Sorry there mister light
I didn't mean it.