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Today I'll show you a Horror-Comedy film: "Severance"
Spoiler ahead, watch out and take care
The movie begins with two women running in the woods,
gasping for air as they reach a point where the ground falls beneath their feet
A man running after them pauses before them for a moment
They call his name out for help, but the man continues, until he is trapped and meets his end
Upside down, the man bathes in red paint of his own
Back to the time a little bit earlier, George, the president of Palisade Defense,
graces a bus television, speaking about the company's weapons
The company's sales team watches him on their way to a team-building weekend
The team comprises the team leader, an Afro guy, an opinionated brunette,
a sassy brute, a blonde lady, a junkie, and a fire officer who is always quick to help
After some time of calm, as they try to relax,
everyone gets a surprise when the bus comes into a sudden halt
The team leader stands up; and tries to deal with the driver
The road they are taking has a tree blocking it
An argument breaks out between the team leader and the driver,
as the driver refuses to take the other road pointed by the team leader,
heating up as they both shout in their own tongue,
the bus driver being unintelligible as his tongue is Hungarian
As his last resort, the team leader stands tall to put the bus driver in place,
and show who the boss is
Nonchalantly, the driver gets off the bus,
and gets every team member's stuff from the bottom compartment
Now, there's your boss
With the bus leaving them behind, the members follow the team leader on the road,
The team leader decides on it even with his assistant,
telling him off as they figure out the map and its scale, assuming what-ifs and whatnots
They continue walking to what only the team leader assumes is known
Moments later, the blonde finds herself dragging the junkie by a rope, as the junkie is being doped
They keep walking with the team as the path leads them to a property
From where they are standing, they can see how old and dilapidated it is in its old design,
not to mention the plasters coming off its walls, and the overgrowth surrounding the place
With the leader's insistence, everyone gets inside aside from the junkie,
who speaks up for the ninth time now about something lurking in the woods
Inside the house, everyone voices out their doubts about the place
The brunette even reads out from a memo,
how they are supposed to stay in a "newly-acquired, luxury lodge,"
emphasizing the two last words with repetition
However, the team leader is quick to put her aside with his speech about teamwork and success
As they have no choice but to stay in the place,
Harris, the pissed-off sassy brute decides to look around the place,
as he tells the fire officer to also look around for the generator
In his quest for something useful, Harris finds himself in the generator room,
perusing some files involving their company in front of a well-preserved human skeletal figure
With his find, the sassy brute has a picture of the very place as an asylum in his mind
Dinner comes, and Harris goes on with his theory,
leading them all to trade theories about the place and their company
A cracking sound from the junkie catches everyone's attention
Spitting out the hard thing into his hand, a crown of molars greet him
Aghast, he asks about who makes the pie, and to their great astonishment,
the fire officer reveals that he just found it and cooks it, thinking it's a welcome gift
The night grows more profound, and everyone goes to bed
However, after some time without a shut-eye, the brunette gets up to get some water,
and notices a spider on her shoulder; she opens her bedroom window to free the little creature
However, the action surprises her and has everybody running into her room,
as her shriek fills the night later
By the tree is a masked someone, peering into the house from the branches
The brunette's story has the junkie question her sanity and the team leader's consciousness
Knowing very well what she has just seen, the brunette cries out for them to believe her
The blonde is with her and Harris, halfway there as they insist on leaving the place
The team leader, on the other hand, opposes stubbornly, but later gives in to a compromise
The team leader asks the brunette to sleep on it, and wait for the morning to decide
Morning comes, and the brunette, with all her grit, stands before the team leader,
and tells him her final decision
Weighing the matter in, the team leader calls everyone's attention, and lays out his plan
While the others gather for their little team building or "paintballing,"
the brunette and Harris tread the path to the hill, to pick some signals and call for the bus,
as what their team leader's great plan is
Talking and debating about humane weapons of the past and the present and more,
the two drop their topic of Marie Antoinette's head, seeing its red-flooding stump as lies
Just a couple of strides from them is their bus;
and its driver is thrown out and seeping red into a stream
On the other part of the woods, the other four members casually arm themselves with paintball guns:
the team leader hopping from one tree to another, the blonde hiding in a trench,
and the junkie and the Afro guy talking about dating, as they keep hidden among the trees
After some time, the junkie and Afro two see oranges on their vests,
which call out for the game referee to pop out somewhere
In all his calm voice, the fire officer, the facilitator of the game,
points out everyone for their cheating
In return, however, the others just shoot him for fun, which breaks his ever-patient demeanor,
lashing out disappointment, and the fire officer turns to walk out
A spine-chilling shrill comes out of the fire officer's throat, as he sees his greasy leg,
rather than his balls, ensnared with a bear trap
In a state of shock and utter urgency,
the Afro guy and the blonde run towards him; the blonde is quickly embracing him to keep still
Seeing what the Afro guy is trying to do, the junkie walks towards them,
and grabs the other side of the bear trap
Together with the Afro guy, he forces it to open with all his might
Once, twice, thrice- three attempts to open the bear trap and free their fire office,
and here they are now facing the officer being separated from his greasy leg
The team leader stands to watch, as he has been stunned since everything started,
as the blonde and the Afro guy get their brains running,
trying to stop the fire officer from losing all fluids, and being fired from life
Not a moment later, after realizing they are surrounded by bear traps,
Harris comes with the brunette on the bus
Rushing out from the driver's seat, he calls everyone who stops him short,
as they inform them of their situation
With everybody on the bus and with the fire officer's greasy leg in the fridge for preservation,
Harris drives them off the woods with haste,
not minding the hectic chaos of the ones attending the injured
But they are yet to breathe solitude, for not far away from where they are coming,
someone drops a line of barbed wire
Closing in, the bus tires meet the evil on duty and burst,
shaking everything inside the vehicle in helplessness
Surprise comes in series for Harris
first for the brunette's soulless wave as she turns to go into the dark,
even after seeing him helpless and dislocated all over, and then in the form of a Tachi,
a Japanese sword, in the hand of a masked being
Harris can only combine shark spit into one as his head leaves his neck
And thus, he proves and sees for himself how the head still works even after a guillotine
Now the five members, all awake and alert after seeing Harris's fate,
decide to go back into the lodge, with all their arms full with the fire officer's weight
This time, the Afro guy is taking the brain and leadership work
The brunette, on the other hand, is greeted by the same mask in the dark,
and meets her fate wraps on a tree, blazing her down to who knows what will be left
Back in the lodge, the Afro guy decides for them to board themselves in,
as they plan for their next move, for which the blonde offers an idea
She first opens it to the junkie, while the Afro guy is in the toilet,
the fire officer is given drugs in another room, and the team leader is nowhere to be seen
The blonde reasons out that the best shot they all can have, even for the fire officer,
is for the four able ones to get to the main road seeking for help
Behind their knowledge, however, the weight they are trying to leave behind,
is leaving them first being dragged by some heavily dressed man
The man screams from the outside, and notifies them of his unwanted departure
Gathering again after the scream, they follow the fire officer's red trace,
and have themselves greeted by a maze of prison cells and rooms with decomposing games
Not taking it well, the team leader runs off
The three find the fire officer, his skin now patterned with a symbol,
with a man who fires a rifle directly to the Afro guy's chest, ending his heart in a moment
Gripped with madness, the blonde pulls out a Tachi,
and goes on to look for the man who had walked off after his stint,
leaving the fire officer still tied in place
Not long after, however, she finds herself by the end of the rifle,
as the floor literally gives her away after a fall
But it does not stay that way, as the junkie gets out of his hiding place,
and puts a knife through the man's chest
Lastly, the blonde fires the man's rifle to his head,
Leaving the breathless man behind, the two go out and meet another surprise
A group of armed men waits for them
The rifle still in the blonde's hand, she fires it towards the front liner,
who instantly drops, lifeless to the ground
She then confidently shouts her threat as it is the only thing she has
Warning the junkie for their lack of ammunition, they both run their lives towards the woods
In the woods, they meet the team leader again
However, there's nothing they can do, as the team leader becomes a switch to a landmine
The area is being covered with their company's mines
Leaving the team leader behind, they run towards the unknown
Still, the group of armed men follows them
After some time, they see a lodge, this time with their company's name shouting in LEDs before them
They get in to see the president, dancing with two escorts that the junkie apparently hires
Letting the president deal with the situation, he shows off his well-stored weapon
Or so he attempts to, as the said thing fails to target the enemies,
but instead blows off a plane in flight
Again, the junkie and the blonde run into the woods for life
This time, the president and the two escorts run with them
Into the woods, they are being separated
The blonde finds herself screaming for the junkie's help as she finds the ground on her head
However, the man in charge of her fate makes a mistake,
as he lets his hormones try to start dealing with her
He gets to his destiny first, with a big rock on his head
The junkie, on the other hand, fends for his life,
as he gets fist to fist with a masked man and another that joins later
With a couple of shots to the other, and a sword plug to the other's bottom,
the junkie is able to run away, leading him to find the two escorts trying to get out of a shitpit
After escaping death once again, the blonde runs to look for help
From a distance, she finds a facility and quickly runs to it
There, she finds a phone and quickly tries to call for help
Again, the blonde fends for her life, running away from fire, and crawling after a jump
She's crying as her end is about to come, not able to run away now
The movie ends with the blonde and her whole system welcoming a round of gunshots,
as a woman continuously fires it towards the masked man
Behind the woman, the junkie and another woman walk side by side, supporting each other
Then, the four of them get into a boat, bidding their severance from the place
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