Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is jacksepticeye
and welcome to face swapping!
This is something that I've been meaning to do for a really long time,
other people were doing it ages and ages ago
and I did one with Mark in his house before
and that was a ton of fun to do,
but I've never actually sat down and done on myself !
and I don't know why.
Why haven't I done this?
Was I lazy, was I stupid? Did I forget about everything?
It comes with some preset faces that I'm gonna come a-
Oh yes!
I get to be Beyoncé!
Look at that, shi...
Oh God! When I look at the recording, the face all messes up.
Beyoncé, what's wrong with your nose?
*singing way out of tune* ♫ If you like it then you should have put a ring on it ♫
[sry jack but
*laughing* Oh man... Look at those boobs!
Daaaaaaamn!
Man, is that what it feels like...
Is this what it feels like to be Bey?
To be Bey-Bey? Not B-A-E. B-E-Y.
BeyONcé.
I'm feeling good about myself.
♫ Up in the club... ♫
♫ bottle full of bub... ♫
♫ I'm not 50 Cent ♫
I can't remember what the lyrics to the song are.
My b... Oh, I get to be a baby!
That fits much better!
My face fits incredibly well on a baby's face!
Yay... Maybe it's 'cause I'm just a child at heart still.
Personally.
Uh- Tha- Thats Probibly it
WAAAAAH! Oh wait...
WAAH-...
WAAAAAAAH! Mommy, I want ice cream!
Why... What is going on with my eyebrow-
My eyebrows are too crazy.
My eyebrows are too crazy for this fucking app.
Can you just settle down there for a second-
maybe if I just talk like this
and I don't move my eyebrows all that much it will stop freaking out.
Nope, it's still going all over the face.
What is happening?
What even are you, app?
Stop that!
I'm trying to be a cute little baby.
That baby is absolutely adorable,
and then you put my monstrosity of an abomination on top of it
and, like, what happened?
What happened, baby? You grew up fast
*crying*
Oh God, my eyes freaked out...
Oh!
*mimicking pre-pubescent voice* Hey, hey guys! It's me, Justin Bieber! (✿´ ꒳ ` )
I just thought I'd say...
♫ Never say never! ♫
♫ I will sometimes say "never!" ♫
[normal voice] He says it like a billion times in the fucking song!
You're a liar, Justin Bieber!
Wait, do you have...
He has slight kind of facial hair...
Is that facial hair he has going on on that?
I have no idea.
[pre-pubescent voice] Hey! I just wanted to say that... (´꒳`∗)
♫ If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you down! ♫
*normal voice* Is that the song?
I don't know. Just occured me that
I might not know some of the Bieber's... songs.
You have a very long head, Justin!
That's crushing my face down.
I mean, my face isn't super short or round or anything.
My face is kinda long in real life,
but for some reason it's making it all squashy on this.
What is this?
Why does it make a weird line
where my face joins their face all the time?
Fix yo shit, app!
There we go.
[slow southerner voice] 'Sup? My name's Justin Bieber. (*´～｀*)
I thought I'd come out and sing you guys some songs.
This one's called "Baby."
♫ Baby, baby, baby, oooh! ♫ [laughs in normal voice]
Ooh!
Do I get to be Kim Kardashian West?
South, east, north.
I do! Wow!
[valley girl voice] I'm famous for absolutely nothing! (*´ェ｀*)
[normal voice] Actually... She's famous for a sex tape.
That's about it.
And she's famous for having a big bootie!
I mean, she's famous for other things now,
but that's how everything started.
Umm... so...
Fair play to yah!
I mean, I can't deny you and I've lovely hair!
Can I... man, I wish I could touch the hair in the real life!
All I have is a stupid, green mop on my head.
I want that lovely hair.
[valley girl voice] When I gave birth, it was super difficult.
The media really wanted to see what was going on in the hospital.
I don't even know if I was in a hospital.
I have no idea about my own child's birth,
because I'm speaking as Jack right now and not Kim.
[normal voice] See? Fooled ya!
Inception Sh*t Going on here
Kim, it was nice knowing ya,
but we're gonna have to move off
and be a little dog.
*laughing*
This feels like home!
*barking*
I'm a cute little dog!
Aww...
I wanna pet me so much.
There still is a weird line across the top of my head
but at least I look adorable!
SQUIRREL!
[pants]
[laughs]
That's so cute. What do I look like as a cat?
Oh.
[very fancy accent] Master, if you could just leave me alone
and stop petting my face,
that would be fine.
If you keep petti-...
If you keep...
If you keep petting my face,
I'm going to have to sit on yours
before you wake up in the morning.
And I know we both don't want that.
Okay, it's got some of the photobooth filters as well.
Hooooi!
I'm Tem!
This is my friend Tem.
(normal voice) Big mouth... Oh yes!
OH!
Finally a mouth that matches the intensity of my own voice!
HEY!
Come on down to Thompson's Teeth
where we have teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ding ~
What's "tiny face?" Oh yeah...
This is the one that makes my mouth
look like a butthole.
Mooooh
Umm... No nose.
See, this is the problem!
I have a- I have a large enough nose in real life
What's up? You wanna go? You wanna tussle?
So...
This just keeps my nose in-
I still have my nose
This is not 'no nose' this is lots of nose!
Uhm... Right.
It also has an internet option,
so i'm going to search, uh... Pewwwdiepiiie.
Let's see if I can faceswap with him, how does this work?
Oh yes!
OH YEEAH!
Hey... How is it going?
I am SO handsome.
Look at this beautiful Swedish hair.
Blond hair, blue eyes.
Ha-ha!
That was it, that was the end of my jokes.
That's all I had.
Apparently my brain just flipped off right at that moment.
The-he-he-how is it going bros?
My name is PEWOWOWOWOW!
Perfect!
Its like I'm the same guy.
Also, now its matching my skin a bit better. Oh!
[chuckles intermittently]
That's awesome!
What else do we got?
'Normal face'
No face detected?
No!
I'm sorry, Felix, you don't have a face apparently.
Oh, oh no, oh no.
Oh no, stop it!
Stop it, get rid of it!
There we go.
*sighs*
Back to normality.
Or some sort of assemblance of normality...
Hi!
Mah name is a PeeewDiePie!
That's not how he talks.
What kind of accent am I giving him?
Uhm... *curses in Swedish*
That's how he talks, he just curses in Swedish all the time!
Yes!
Here we go!
Nice!
Now I have my own Variety Cover issue!
Ding ~
I made -
MA!
MAAAA!
I MADE IT!
I'm a Swedish meatball after all!
Yaaay...
Felix, can you do this with your eyebrows in real life?
I mean, your hair is better than mine in real life but...
When it comes to the face, you can grow a better beard...
At least- Oh god, what happened to my eyebrows there?
I thought it freaked out for a second.
I'm going to do the same face.
What way- what face is he pulling?
Okay, so you just go...
It's like we're twins!
Felix!
Accept me into your family!
Oh, here we go.
Oh, that works perfect!
Nice!
If I ever need to whore out on Felix's face and name
ever again, which a lot of YouTube seems to do,
just slap his name and face in the title and thumbnail and you're good.
I don't even have to photoshop over it anymore, I can just do this.
It's already done for me!
[Loudly attempts Pewdiepie's accent] How's it going bros?!
My name is PewDiePie!
[normal voice] I shouldn't be making fun of their intros,
mine has gotten more ridiculous over the years.
It used to be *slowly* 'Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies!'
And now it's
'TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!'
It's just getting faster and louder and angrier and umm... one more.
Oh, I feel pretty.
*silence*
I'm just gonna sit here.
Basking in my glory.
That's it, there's no jokes to be made on this one,
you just sit here and go.
I feeling- I'm feeling nice.
I'm feeling fresh.
Look at my lovely flower crown.
Ooooh, I feel like I'm ready for my own wedding!
Uh-h-hmm...
Okey, uhm... Let's search Meurkepleur.
Let's see what pictures of him we can...
...dredge up. Oh, here we go!
[Imitates Mark's voice] Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier!
[normal voice] Actually that's his old intro.
What's his, what's his intro these days?
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier!
No...
That's just me talking... *laughs*
My name is Markiplier.
[tries to imitate Mark's voice] Markiplier.
MAAARKIPLIEEER!
*mating calls*
WHERE IS THE BLACK SMITH?
I'll be using this rake on the ladder.
Why is he using the rake on the ladder?
AWWWWW !
*laughing*
I'm sorry.
I'll do Mark's laugh where it's
[Exhales] HEUHEUHEUHEUHEU
*laughing*
I remember doing that at the PAX East panel when we were on stage
and Mark and umm...
We were doing some kind of an impersonation
and I ended up laughing like him,
and then he wanted to say that that doesn't sound like him and he started laughing himself.
And then it sounded exactly like him and he had to cover his face
in shame because he realised that I had a perfect-
perfect impression of him.
The secret to Markiplier, okay
is just to talk really deep.
*talks really deep* Hello everybody!
*screetching noise* My name is Marki-
Like that, perfect, you got it!
You also have to scream...
[screeches]
Peerfect!
And then the last one is you gotta lau- you gotta-
exhale completely!
Exhale until all your air is gone,
and then RIGHT before you're about to pass out and die,
you let your deep voice come out, so it's
[exhales then deep laugh]
[LOL's in normal voice]
Oh, sorry Mark.
This works surprisingly well!
It picked up the glasses and everything.
Nice!
*silence*
I'm just gonna sit here and smile all day.
*laughing*
Uhm, what else do we got?
We go, OH, the infamous picture.
Oh god, no!
AARGH, MY EYE!
What is happening... *makes whale noises*
I feel like my face is melting!
Mark, what is going on in this picture?!
*more whale noises*
*laughing*
And the- Oh yeah!
Oh, wait, what way am I facing?
Is this, is this work?
Is this how we look together?
Okay, whatever, let's go back to the original faces.
Oh I get to be an old man!
Nice!
[old man voice] I thought the old man that I get to be would sound like this.
That he would look for all his ninja bread snaps all the time,
[normal voice] but this old man is like...
[super deep and rough voice] Hey. How's it going? I'm an old man.
I've seen a lot in my life.
There's a lot of - a lot of bad, a lot of cruelty in the world.
I mean,
ever since I was a little boy,
I used to wake up early in the morning,
go down, work the fields,
take out my tractor and my shovel and my dog,
just go down and work all day.
I may be 70 years old,
but that don't mean I'm going to stop working any time soon.
I'm going to work, and work until the day I die.
Because there is nothing like a good hard, honest days labor.
*normal voice* I'm like a fucking Clint Eastwood type of dude.
*a happy old man's voice* Hi!
My name is ol' Jimmy McGee.
Nice to meet you!
*laughing*
Okay, I think i've knocked as much fun out of this
as I possibly can right now.
Oh wait, let's be a skull!
Hi.
I'm sad about my life.
But at least I'm good at doing makeup.
Okay no, I wanna be the old man again.
Oh!
What did I do?
Now, now his face is on me!
How did I do that?
Did I swap it out? Okay!
Let's search for, uuhm...
Let's do this again, then.
Oh God.
Oh, now the faces are on mine!
Oh 'cause you can go photo or mask.
Oooh I didn't know that!
Oh that's really weird.
Hello everybody!
Oh god!
Oh, not this one!
No!
What does Chinigan look like again?
AAAAARGHHHHH!
Oh yeah!
Hey there (¬‿¬)
How's it going?
Oh that's awesome!
That's Felix's face on me.
Hi.
How is it going, maybe...
[deep southerner voice] Maybe we go out... Maybe we go out
and drive our trucks down.
And maybe... euhm... take our shirts off a little.
[normal voice] If you dont know, that's also a
kind of a Matthew McConaughey thing going on.
Wow this looks good- I can get used to this!
Oh it's using my own teeth though, I need a picture of him smiling.
Noo, no, no, that's bad.
These are all terrible.
This isn't too bad.
This is actually kind of nice.
Okay!
Well I'm gonna leave this episode of Face Swap here.
Felix is going to sign us off, isn't that right, Felix?
*attempts to swear in Swedish*'
That means something really bad, it's like fucking pussy or something like that.
I don't know, he says a lot of weird Swedish shit.
Anyway!
Thank you guys so much for watching this video!
If you liked it,
punch that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS!
And, high fives all around. *high five sound effects*
THANK YOU GUYS and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
*outro music and the other video start playing* Battlefail? I also sold a bunch of my games.
I didn't realise I could do that.
You just click that thing and you can sell them.
Which is fantastic!
Thank you... for... telling me that.
Oh... all these games are shit!
WHY?!
Apparently my eye is just perpetually closed.