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TOP OF THE MORNING TA YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE
AND WELCOME BACK TO "WOULD YOU RATHER"
The game that really tests
how much of a person you really are! Are you a robot?... ;)
Or are you just DEAD inside
Or do you actually have emotion
and deal with these things rationally?
I don't know what i'm saying anymore *Laughs* It's been a while
since I've done a would you rather video
and i missed 'em because there some of my favorite
things to record! They're so ... simple
and straight forward!
But the type of stuff that gets into them
is actually really good. They spark a lot of really great conversation
which I love! But the first question
that we have on this is
"would you rather be a genius in a world of
unintelligent people or be unintelligent
in a world of genius?"
so..th-like what's the level of
unint- er- the level of intelligence
that we're doing, the level of UNintelligence,
like how..how DUMB
are you going to be? (as dumb as you could.... LOL!)
so to speak...um
Here you could say you're a genius
in a world of unintelligent people and yeah you'd..
you'd feel like a boss among
everybody that's-that doesn't appeal
to me though. Um
THIS ONE is probably the one I'd go for
Because this, you'd be like...
If you're the genius in a world of unintelligent people
you could say that oh great
you could teach everybody...
like the stuff that you know and bring up
everybody but it's much easier to do it
the other way around! If you're the unintelligent one
and everybody else is geniuses,
it means that the world is probably a very
high-tech fancy place already
and everything is very efficient and everything is very like-
the future cities!
And then you're the one that has to be
taught things.. that you're the unintelligent
one that has to be shown how things work
so probably this one.
Really? Everyone else would rather be
the genius in a world of unintelligent people?
Oh, very selfless guys
very, very selfless *Laughs*
Come on, I thought I was thinking about it rationally!
like the wha-the humanity..... in it
I don't know! *Laughs*
Anyway, moving on!
Would you rather vacation in New York or Tokyo? Tokyo!
I did New York.
I-I went I've- I've said this before in other videos. I can't remember what video I talked about it in.
But I went to New York for the Youtube creator summit thing!
And for like...the...
four days I was there..
three-four days
I like.. New York doesn't appeal to me..
It's not my type of city..
I like city life
I like- because I grew up in the countryside, well
Like a small village/countryside
And everything has always been country for me
I-I didn't have like that hustle and bustle
And even where I-I live now
Is not like the biggest place in the world, but it's nice to see people out and about, so I like that
but New York was just that times a hundred
It was just sensory overload there was people everywhere, there was road works everywhere.
It took forever to get anywhere in the city.
Um.. well I guess that's LA as well but..
I don't know, everything was so dense.
There was so much going on everywhere, like each block had just SO MUCH going on
That for me it-it seems like a bit too much, it seems like a place that
Again I'd VACATION in
But... if I had my choice of other places
TOKYO I would love!!
Some people would argue that that's probably Tokyo as well but well- I mean I've been to Korea
And I've ben to some- like Seoul Korea and everything so..
I imagine it's similar
Umm...
Ahh.. Korea and Japan have a lot of similarities between them.
So I don't know! And plus, I want to go visit Tokyo. I've never been there, I've been to New York already so that's another choice that..
I'd rather go to Tokyo and that was very close!
Umm..
And I-I don't know I like Asian culture, I like going there and seeing...
How things operate over there and I just LOVE Asian food so much.. Japanese and Korean food!!
YUMM!!
Would you rather sleep in a li-in a room..
a little too warm or sleep in a room a little too cold? OHH
This is me all over.
I mean I like slee- I like being in a warm room.
I like when stuff is not too cold
if I had to choose *sighs*
I dunno
...
I- this one
because sleeping in a room too cold
like y-your temperature r-regulates itself
during the night
and then you can always put like,
more blankets over yourself
and heat yourself up
But if you're too warm
and you kick off the blankets
and you're trying to sleep it's-
... trying to sleep in a room that's too warm is so difficult
you-you sweat,
you sit there y-you're like
UUUH
Festering in your own heat,
you get agitated.
I get itchy and everything,
it's just not nice
I much-
WAY easier to sleep in a colder room
Not too cold m-uh mind you
Would you rather?
Have your house burnt down by a fire breathing dragon?
*gasp* awesome
or have your house blown down by the Big Bad Wolf?
I mean, you're just saying
that I have my house destroyed
which way do you want your house destroyed?
I mean, either way your house is getting destroyed
which is not that great
So I'ma choose a fucking fire breathing dragon
'cause atleast then
I get to see a fire-breathing dragon.
You can see a big bad wolf
that huffed, and puffed, and blew my house down
Cool...
Great...
Awesome
Wolves exists already,
you're just looking at a bigger one that can breath heavily.
This one, you're able to see a dragon,
these are mythical creatures!
I mean sure
you can get into the whole semantics of
oh yeah well blowing your house down
you can actually be able to like
rebuild it
or be able to get some of the stuff out of it or whatever.
This... your house gets burned down and everything gets destroyed
BUT AGAIN
DRAGONS, BABY
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK TO ME TWICE ABOUT THAT
That's like saying
Would you rather see a T-Rex
or...
A dolphin
A big dolphin
I- A T-Rex all day 'erryday
*laughs*
Would you rather?
Suck a hobo's toe for two minutes? or
Be in a cage with a honey badger and lion for twenty seconds
I mean
This doesn't seem that bad
compared ta-
well that's twenty seconds
'Cause being in a cage with them is not that bad –
like they might just stay in their own space,
they have to deal with each other as well
like the honey badger and the lion,
they'd be looking at each other like "hey
What're you doing? I dunno, who're you?
and– I could just hide over in the corner
I could climb the cage, I could do a bunch of things in twenty seconds.
And then if I'm out immediately *snaps fingers*
This one might not be too bad. Two minutes is a long time to suck a toe.
I mean after the first thirty seconds you'd probably suck all the flavor off
and it would just be like sucking ski– that's gross.
I'mma take my chances with the honey badger, and the ki– and the lion *laughs*
Seems like 69 percent of people agree with me!
Would you rather have– always have sticky fingers
or always have bad breath?
Oh... I dunno.
I'm not in that many social situations that my breath is a factor.
Always having sticky fingers...
I'd rather the breath.
If I always had sticky fingers, my keyboard, my mouse, everything would be STICKY.
My microphone – I hate sticky fingers!
Like eatin' – like – crackers with jam or somet'n
and then the jam gets on your fingers and you're like
"Ugh. Oh god why," and you try an' wipe it off but it just ta...
*sharp intake of breath* –jam – the stickiness just the dirt from other things,
Like, the dust; it doesn't actually come off until you wash your hands...
It would SUCK!
Having bad brenth – bad BREATH –
I mean, if they're remedied....
Like, having sticky fingers, and then you wash them
and then all of a sudden your hands get sticky again after a minute or two –
I mean – I could always just chew on mints forever.
People would always rather have sticky fingers–
"Gloves. Problem solved." –no no no, my friend!
– one of the comments said that –
I do not agree, "problem solved".
Sticky fingers are fucking GROSS.
Bad breath is gross as well, but at least I'd still be able to be around people and I could still talk to them
just not super close where my halitosis would kick in.
But sticky fingers, I couldn't shake people's hands, I couldn't wipe my ass properly
You'd have fucking tissue stuck to your hands
You wouldn't be able to type in your phone.
People aren't THINKING about this properly.
Fucking – sticky fingers, my ass.
Okay. Would you rather live in a world where everything is written in Comic Sans-
I mean, I don't see how that's really that bad
live in a world where the only music that existed was Call Me Maybe
*immediately* Comic sans, please
I've not that against that song,
it was super popular when it came out and everything,
and... one would argue that it's catchy- not my taste,
but if all songs were that...
compared... to just... everything being written in comic sans
THIS.
Comic sans is not that bad, just became a meme that
everyone was like "Oh, comic sans
is terrible, who would use?"
It's just unprofessional-looking, that's the problem
with it and it's a bit cheesy-looking
and everybody kind of used it for a while
But I mean if everything was just
written in comic sans boohoo your life
or so hard. If air- if all music was one
song?
You-you-you cripple the beauty of music
then. I don't know, but if you one of the
Winchester brothers would you be Sam or Dean? Dean!
Jensen Ackles, come on down!
I'm so a Jensen-
Jensen Ackles fan. Fuck jared, well
actually a lot of you probably say 'yes
please' *laughs*
They're both very, very attractive
handsome men, but I don't know, I just
like- I just like to look at Dean better - he
seems like the badass soldier in the
leather jacket in his cool car. Sam is just
Sam's the problem *laughs* I-I don't know I haven't watched
enough Supernatural, but ... um, I don't know
he seems to be the problem child
everything happens to Sam. Dean is the
problem solver
Plus, he's just- he's just very handsome
Would you rather be telekinetic or
telepathic? Huh
If we're talking telepathy, am I able to- I'm
able to read minds right? and also in
part my mind into them to think what the
fuck is my phone to him going one of my
officers like hey did you know this
thing i didn't even know push
notifications were on for you son of a
bitch tonight but they would be cool
because you'd be always be able to see
what people are thinking you'll be able
to know what they thought about you and
then you like oh you want to go do this
thing and make sure but in their head
like please kill me no but really be
like oh ok maybe we shouldn't do that
and then be able to impart your own
thoughts and I'm like get me repeat
everything cool but telekinesis you'll
be able to just move shit with your
hands and mind i mean you can remove i
can move shit with my hands already but
I mean you just be with Lake move shit
and if you needed the remote you're
lying about it for like maybe that's the
sound of my telekinesis huh
I don't know because this one it seems
like it would get very damaging to your
brain after oil reading everybody's
thoughts all the time even willfully
would just be like like nobody wants to
know what's going on said somebody said
everyone's like everyone's just more
honest the world will be a better place
I don't know sometimes white laser who
are a good thing that you're not just
brutally telling people the truth and
then crushing them completely
so knowing what everybody thinks about
everybody all the time maybe a bit bad
telekinesis i can move some damn shoot
my mind that's badass
I could just I could move the camera
right now would not be cool wish I could
do that would be awesome
I could lift doritos to my face with my
mind which would you pick now that's a
good that's a good one because i love
both powers which mutant would you
rather be from x-men would be a better
question
Jeremy Napoleon or Julius Caesar
I don't know enough about either to
choose i was gonna skip that one
I'd that doesn't seem like one that can
get into heavily with would you rather
eat a cup of baking soda and then do a
shot of vinegar in a pack of mentos and
diet coke
I know the chemical reaction in both is
that La Push but i'm ordering eating
these negates the chemical reaction in
them I don't know about eating this so
I'm probably gonna pick this one because
this would taste gross anyway even if it
didn't get there Dave chemical reaction
at least the city mentos and I'd have
Diet Coke that that's good i'd like that
i want that right now
they sound delicious I'm but this I
don't know it's it seems they gonna be
the same results that they have the
saliva in your mouth and the acid in
your stomach and everything would cancel
out any sort of chemical reactions that
are gonna happen so this would just be
the better choice because we just tastes
better
that's my logic that's good right I Jack
good logic brain whole okay would you
rather be hysterically funny we
absolutely beautiful funny please I
don't care about being beautiful
whatever i am the way I am if I look the
way I look as long as I'm happy on the
inside I'm hysterically funny I feel
like I get along with people better I I
gravitate personally more towards people
who are funny people who feel like they
have a personality and her witty and
they they just start bubbly and lively
and everything I I I get along with
people like that I gravitate towards
them more I don't gravitate towards
beautiful people just because they're
beautiful
I mean they might have a great
personality underneath that and
everything one could argue as well that
you could be beautiful and being
hysterically funny anyway let's see the
comments i can still have a great
personality would have been funny that's
true i mean I'm not gonna argue that
just be but if we're going to go off
just being one or the other if that's
the only thing you have then
hysterically funny please
they could still be hysterically funny
and be decent lookin you can still be
beautiful and still be kind of funny
me personally I just rather be funny
than beautiful
that's my opinion if you're different
by all means that's the beauty of this
game that's the beauty of humanity we're
all different we all share different
opinions then I answer something like
this before see the future change the
past the guy answered something is
before I don't know which one I pick
really see changing the past if I did
that would be where i am now because I i
know for I am now I love the part of
life that I am in right now I do such a
cool thing each day and I'm so
incredibly proud proud of it and happy
about it and grateful for it as well and
if i change anything in my past and my
change where I ended up right now and I
i don't really have no regrets from
where i am now because I like where I
have no if I see the future
I mean there's only potential there
this is this seems like destructive
potential this seems like i don't know
because you can be like oh i see the
lotto numbers and then win a bunch of
money blah blah whatever let's just
really appeal to me when people say you
see your own death
I don't know if I'd like that but i
guess i should be able to see where I am
in 10 years and see if I'm happy or not
so this one I don't really care for
changing the past because what's in the
past is in the past it's happened it's
done
I'd rather just move on and deal with
what's gonna happen no okay last one you
rather have to eat tree bark for one
meal a day or have to pour cold milk
over everything you eat
whoo-hoo
etree back for one meal a day how much
tree bark
I mean I may just have to eat a tiny
piece of it that's doesn't seem all that
bad
I'm for one meal a day silly everything
around that I could haha i found the
larger call your tiny piece of tree bark
for one meal sure you're still hungry
but then you move off and you're like oh
I can order a pizza later and your full
again it's fine boring cold milk over
everything kind of ruins your food
I mean if all your food is cereal then
it win-win for you but I mean if you're
eating pizza and the poor cold milk over
you like how i mentioned pizza like four
times in this video i want pizza but
have eaten like and a bagel you have to
pour milk over it you're eating a
sandwich at the pour milk over
it makes it all soggy you grow snow and
other de tree bark
yeah kinda felt like I be in the
minority on that 1i just be I love food
so much i love the different flavors of
it and i love the different combinations
of food and how flavors pop and the
smells and everything for the poor cold
milk over then you ruin it and then your
your food is cold thing you get a
fucking delicious medium-rare filet
mignon from a beautiful restaurant
that's filled up spit right now so I
want steak and you eat that and it's
beautiful but now you pour cold milk and
it's cold and the mashed potatoes that
you get with the garlic mash did you get
with it is cold
no fuck you milk i love you but don't
ruin all my food anyway it doesn't this
episode of would you rather this is a
really good one there was a really good
questions and they're really awkward
weird question some of them may I
skipped over just because they didn't
feel like they were anything but I like
these ones are you can actually think
them out right that this this is a bit
of a silly one but some of the other
ones where you can logic them out you
actually think about them and then
you're like wow you actually have the
choice between them which would I pick
it's fun I I want to know what you guys
should pick for some of these especially
the telepathy in the telekinetic what
because that's super powers are always a
a good medium for conversation anyway,
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that's not gonna do it
is the time for pizza, no I'd feel like a
fatty