(CORY WHISTLING)
Cory, the banquet halls are filling up.
Will you please look at these dates?
No, I'm wet and naked.
Me, too.
You're not naked.
Cory, I can't pick out a wedding dress or flowers
or anything until we set a date.
Will I ever see you naked?
Someday.
Sunday?
Pick a date!
How about your tushie right now
as a sign of good faith?
Ha! Nice try, babe.
Ooh, nice tush.
(SCREAMS)
Ooh, hubba, hubba.
I'm just a piece of meat to you, aren't I?
All men are.
Isn't that right, my little rump roast?
Angela, what'd you do that for?
Because I did.
Oh. Cory, here, I borrowed your razor.
You used my razor?
Yeah. Just to shave my legs.
You don't mind, do you?
Mind? (CHUCKLES)
That the razor I use on my face
was used to shave your wonderful leg
only brings us much closer and increases my overall joy.
Good.
Please remember to look at those dates.
I will, my smooth one.
I'm gonna be sick.
What?
She used my... (EXCLAIMS)
What's the big deal?
(EXCLAIMS)
Why don't you just change the blade, you baby?
I think it's sexy.
I do, too.
Her stubble on my face is sexy to you?
Cory's disgusted you used his razor.
Are you kidding me?
Why wouldn't you have just said something?
Ha, ha, I don't mind.
I think that you using my razor is very sexy.
Oh, good.
So, if I were to use this razor right now
to shave under my arms, you'd be okay with that?
Sure.
No, I'd hate it! I hate it! Please don't!
Why wouldn't you have just told me the truth?
The truth? That's funny, the truth.
Cory, if we're gonna be married,
we have to be able to be totally honest with each other.
We should learn from this. From right now, total honesty.
It's a trap.
Wait a minute...
Are you saying I can tell you
the truth about everything?
(IN SING SONG VOICE) Trap, trappity, trap, trap...
I want you to.
Trap. Trap.
Are you saying I can tell you exactly what I think
with no fear of repercussion
or lots and lots of yelling?
Try it.
Well, okay.
Topanga...
If you don't mind,
would you please consider
keeping your paws off my razor?
Done.
Really?
Wow.
Honesty all the time.
This will be good, huh?
Yeah, this will be real good.
Oh, look...
My Petite Shoe is playing at the university theater.
Do you want to go?
Watch this.
No. I don't wanna go.
You know why?
Because it's a chick flick.
And Cory don't like chick flicks.
You know what else I don't like? The Ice Capades.
Don't ever take me there.
So, how am I doing?
You're right on schedule.
Hey, guys. How you doing?
Hey, Eric.
What's Josh doing here?
Oh, I'm just baby-sitting.
I'm waiting for Mom and Dad to come pick him up.
Hey, little bro.
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, Eric, wait, wait.
We wanna catch everybody here.
Oh, hi, Joshua. (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
Well, Jack and I are having
our first dinner party on Friday night,
and we wanted to invite you all,
'cause I'm gonna cook, and it's gonna be really, really fun.
Sure. Cory, you wanna go? Sounds good.
Yeah.
Eric, we really want you to come.
Well, how do you expect me to (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Topanga...
At what point when you were paying
to have this done to your hair
did you look in the mirror and say,
"Hey, this looks good"?
Cory, you've made your point.
You don't like my hair.
Watch this.
Topanga,
if I may be honest, and you said I could,
I don't dislike your hair.
No, no.
I hate it.
No, hate's too strong of a word. Uh...
No, hate's good.
I think whoever did this to you
should be taken outside, tied down,
and made to look at it.
He's like a dog with a bone.