(car horn honking)
(crowd cheering)
(crowd shouting at celebrity) - (fan) Gwen! Gwen!
(whistling)
(crowd cheering)
- Eminem! Eminem! Over Here! Over Here!
So how do you feel about your album?
- (Triumph) Yes I have a question
As a dog I must know
what does Dr. Dre's ass smell like?
(crowd shutters)
Your so cute and small
no wonder Elton John loves you
your head comes up to his waist
- Yeah so (beep) you (Crowd gasps)
So anyway
- (Triumph) Oh! You kiss 50 cent with that mouth?
(Crowd gasps)
(crowd instigates)
- (Triumph) I'm not your wife! I'm not your wife!
♪ The way you shake it ♪
♪ I can't believe it ♪
♪ I aint ever seen a ♪
♪ Ass like that ♪
♪ The way you move it ♪
♪ You make my slinky go ♪
♪ Doing Doing Doing ♪
♪ I don't believe it ♪
♪ It's almost to good to be true ♪
♪ I aint ever seen a ♪
♪ Ass like that ♪
♪ The way you move it ♪
♪ You make my slinky go ♪
♪ Doing Doing Doing ♪
♪ The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer ♪
♪ She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams ♪
♪ I think someone's at the door ♪
♪ But I don't think I'mma answer ♪
♪ Police saying freeze ♪
♪ Doing Doing Doing ♪
♪ What do you mean, 'freeze' ♪
♪ Please, I'm a human being! I have needs ♪
♪ I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing ♪
♪ I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing ♪
♪ Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees ♪
♪ I can't get on the ground any further ♪
♪ It's impossible for me ♪
♪ And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee ♪
♪ Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B ♪
♪ I sing song It go Ring-a-Chong ♪
♪ a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching ♪
♪ Psych! I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid ♪
♪ If I offend, I'm sorry ♪
♪ Please, please, forgive ♪
♪ For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet ♪
♪ I can get away anything I say ♪
♪ And you will love it ♪
♪ The way you shake it ♪
♪ I can't believe it ♪
♪ I ain't never seen a ass like that ♪
♪ The way you move it ♪
♪ You make my slinky go ♪
♪ Doing Doing Doing ♪
♪ Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting ♪
♪ Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that ♪
♪ Every time I see that show on MTV, my slinky goes ♪
♪ Doing Doing Doing ♪
♪ Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome ♪
♪ Now they getting older ♪
♪ they're starting to grow bum bums ♪
♪ I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn ♪
♪ Police saying freeze ♪
♪ Doing Doing Doing ♪
♪ What do you mean, 'freeze' ♪
♪ Geez, I just got my seat! I have ticket ♪
♪ Look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped ♪
♪ Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please ♪
♪ I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene ♪
♪ I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene ♪
♪ And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman ♪
♪ This movie's PG ♪
♪ Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney ♪
♪ I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea ♪
♪ And be free ♪
♪ Free, yes free, right back on the streets ♪
♪ What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy ♪
♪ I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man ♪
♪ And I can say that and you'll laugh ♪
♪ Cause there's a puppet on my hand ♪
♪ The way you shake it, I can't believe it ♪
♪ I ain't never seen a ass like that ♪
♪ The way you move it, you make my slinky go ♪
♪ Doing Doing Doing ♪
♪ Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so ♪
♪ I ain't never seen a butt like that ♪
♪ Maybe next year, I'll say ass ♪
♪ and she'll make my slinky go ♪
♪ Doing Doing Doing ♪
♪ The way she moves, she dances like a go-go ♪
♪ In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo ♪
♪ "I need a new boyfriend!" ♪
♪ Hi, my name is JoJo ♪
♪ Police saying freeze ♪
♪ Doing Doing Doing ♪
♪ What do you mean, 'freeze'? My computers will be seized ♪
♪ And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies ♪
♪ Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this ♪
♪ Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this ♪
♪ Nobody is safe from me! No, not even me ♪
♪ I don't even know if I can say the word 'pee-pee' ♪
♪ Pee, on the radio but I think I did ♪
♪ Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit ♪
♪ Psych! I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid ♪
♪ I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick ♪
♪ Get to the chopper, everybody get out ♪
♪ I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get down ♪
♪ The way you shake it, I can't believe it ♪
♪ I ain't never seen a ass like that ♪
♪ The way you move it, you make my slinky go ♪
♪ Doing Doing Doing ♪
♪ So Gwen Stefani, will you (horn noise) on me please ♪
♪ I ain't never seen a ass like that ♪
♪ Cause the way you move it, you make my slinky go ♪
♪ Doing Doing Doing ♪
- Is wrong with you?
- Ah!
- Hey Blondie! I saved your peroxide ass again!