i was genuinely invited to harry and megan's wedding today
but i said no because i had to come here and do this team and why were you invited
well that david is as much of a shock to me as it is to you
for example prince harry or meghan markle well i've met prince harry and he was very
nice and he did say that he was a fan of this show so he's definitely seen me
because i'm on this show if this is true it's a bit of a blow to me and rob because
well this is i well i wasn't invited maybe rob was as well i really can't say
i think we know if rob was invited he would be able to say
well this is interesting cause i want to know if you were invited because as soon as i got the
invite i met prince harry and i know he's a fan of the show so i immediately assumed that you two
had been invited as well so i went to phone you and i phoned you first and i put the phone down
because i didn't want to ask in case you hadn't been invited i thought it wouldn't be a good idea
it would be it would be a horrible thing to let slip wouldn't it yeah if you'd been
invited to someone under any circumstances even if it wasn't in public so you think he's going
okay george clooney yeah david beckham oprah winfrey lee i didn't even know my surname
i should point out to people watching at home with that it is the royal wedding day today
as we record this it happened today didn't it then it was a lovely wedding as well
together you know what i'm glad about i'm glad he wasn't there
did it come through the post it went through my agent it was more like a booking were they
expecting you to do some of your silly humor or something did you have a plus one as well uh yes
i did and so your wife was happy for you to come and do this instead of going to the royal wedding
well actually my wife why couldn't go anyway so that was the other problem as well and then i
thought well who would i take and i did actually think of one of you two i thought that's gonna
be more awkward so i mean but then i thought maybe it's not awkward if david's been invited
as i suspected and rob hasn't i'll take rob and then we're all going there was a lot of social
etiquette it was all i was a mess that is the other question why didn't because the wedding
finished well this is the irritating one yes then there was a lunch i got the invite that
said the wedding is going to be at 12 o'clock and i thought in my head no one would say 12
o'clock meaning that's when the wedding is that would mean you know you turn up at 12 o'clock and
then you go through all the rig roll of security blah blah blah and actually the wedding's going to
be about two then you've got the actual ceremony then you've got the meal i wasn't going to get it
because it's like when you buy theater tickets the time is just when they think you should leave home
lads i appreciate you're angry yeah very angry i didn't i don't i didn't write the invites very
angry and very hurt and very bruised whether this is true or not that's the terrible thing
because my my thought processes have gone down the lines of it being true
and and it feels like i've been through it emotionally even if i haven't
okay well um i i i think it's i'd love it to be true but i think it's on i wouldn't this has been
this has been one of the most psychologically damaging thoughts i've ever gone through and um
so i couldn't i don't think i could pronounce the words i think this is true oh i just did
you think we're going to say lie i don't think lying no we're going to say lie
i have a horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach
that it's true it's like waiting with a specialist for a result ironically
if this is true when that moment comes for both of us it'll just be a mercy
tell us they think it's a lie i pray it's a lie it is in fact
true
well i hope that's the last question of the evening
well thank you for watching um that's it i mean thank you
oh actually there's something else as well sorry i've got to tell you this
as well which is quite important this is a true story as well i was lying
at this smile on his little face
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