We get it — sometimes, kid-friendly films are just plain unbearable for adults.
Filmmakers understand this too, and often try to add things that make being trapped
in a theater with a hundred sniffling kids more tolerable.
Occasionally, however, they go a little too far.
Here are a few adult jokes we can't believe they allowed in kids movies.
Inside Out
Pixar's 2015 animated feature Inside Out was obviously kid-friendly, being Pixar and all.
There was, however, one joke that pushed the envelope just a bit.
"What was that?
Was it a bear, it's a bear?"
"There are no bears in San Francisco."
"I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear."
If you've ever taken a stroll through the Castro District in San Francisco, you probably
know exactly what Anger is talking about.
"Everybody bottoms up."
"Bottoms up"
Aladdin and The King of Thieves
In the third installment of Disney's Aladdin franchise, our hero finally gets the girl.
Since this was a direct-to-video production, Robin Williams, who returned as the hilarious
Genie, made a bawdy joke that maybe shouldn't have made it past the editors.
"I thought the earth wasn't suppose to move until the honeymoon."
Get it?
Yeah...you get it.
And of course, this wouldn't be the first time Disney got a little frisky.
Mrs. Doubtfire
Robin Williams was given free rein when it came to his improvizations in Mrs. Doubtfire,
with the understanding that the final film would be cut to a still-family friendly, if
a little cheeky, PG-13 rating.
Williams got so risqué with his off-the-wall freestyling that there's another unseen version
of the movie which is rated NC-17.
We're not sure how much more suggestive it can get than this, however.
"A bit of a going down payment, hm?"
"Excuse me?"
"You know dear, sink the sub, hide the weasel, pop the porpoise, bit of the old humpty dumpty,
little jack horny, the horizontal mumbo, hm."
"Mrs. Doubtfire"
"The bone dancer, rumpleforskin, baloney bop, bit of the old cunulinquistics, hm."
"Mrs. Doubtfire, please."
Scooby-Doo
In the live-action adaptation of Scooby-Doo, the gang takes a flight to Spooky Island.
Along the way, Shaggy finds himself unexpectedly seated next to a blonde bombshell on the airplane,
who introduces herself.
"I'm Marry Jane."
"Like that is my favorite name."
"Really"
"Yeah"
Thanks, Warner Brothers, for finally confirming what fans have suspected all along.
Now we know why Shaggy's always got the munchies…
"Like wow, my favorite.
A double triple decker sardine and marshmallow fudge sandwich."
The Road to El Dorado
In this DreamWorks animated adventure, our hero Tulio falls in love with the lovely Chel,
and the pair spend some quality time together.
But in one particular scene, the film goes from romantic to downright explicit.
"Woah,"
"My lords, hello"
"The high priest"
"Oww"
Sure does look like the animators were going for something a little more serious than kissing.
Muppet Treasure Island
It's in Muppet Treasure Island that we learn Kermit the Frog's sometime-girlfriend, Miss
Piggy, or Benjamina Gunn in the context of this film, has been seeing some other guys,
like Long John Silver.
Well, more than seeing.
"This seems to be your day for renewing old acquaintances."
"Well, hello Loooong John."
"Oh no, him too."
Thanks for that, Muppets.
"Dad, what's a muppet?"
"Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet but man, he he he he.
So to answer your question, I don't know."
The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue
The writers behind The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue didn't even bother to hide this
one, which comes complete with soft-jazz bedroom music.
"Wow"
"What's happening"
"Frikenstin is searching through all my files.
Searching through regions here to for only dreamed of by man.
Wooo, that feels sorta good."
"What does"
"My memory banks are being stroked and by an expert.
I feel something, something happening inside of me and I can't keep it to myself any longer."
Nope, your eyes and ears aren't fooling you.
That was the grossest thing you've seen a computer do all day.
And considering what most computers are used for these days, that's really saying something.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
During one notable scene in the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot, the huge, heroic
reptiles are introduced to reporter April O'Neil.
As Raphael tries to get her to hand over the photo she just snapped, we can hear this sleazy
remark….
"Oh, she's so hot I can feel my shell tightening."
"We can hear you."
We can hear him too.
Time to wash our ears til they bleed!
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