Ken: Hey Mary, what's y'all doing?
Mary: Heey
Ken: Guess what we're doing today? Mary: What are we doing today?
Ken: We're gonna drink some breast milk *Mary & Ken: Oh my gawd
Mary: Do you want it fresh from the boob and warm or are you gonna have it cold, cause there's plenty in the fridge? Pre pumped.
Ken: Well y'know *lip smacking* y'know
Mary: What do you wanna do?
Ken: No, not fresh from the boob. That's just kinda weird
Mary: That's weird?
Ken: Yeah, I mean i don't think I can film that either. Mary: Is that weird Layla?
Ken: I don't think I can film that
Ken: What I have here is some, some Mary milk. Some of your
special blend that the baby really likes *Mary: Yeah?
and then I got this right here which is
*Mary: You're gonna try formula as well?
Ken: Which is our formula. We gotta do the taste test, see which one is better
*Mary: I think my actual milk will taste better
Ken: That's what you think? I don't know, probably so
So which one.. Are you gonna taste it with me?
You gonna take a test?
Mary: Sure Ken: Yeah? Ha, you got that face like 'mmm...'
*Mary: I mean it's more gross that people drink
cow's milk instead of people milk
Ken: Is it?
*Mary: I think so
Ken: Is it more gross that people eat cow meat instead of people meat?
*Mary: That's different Ken: Is it different?
*Mary: Yeah Ken: Okay
*Mary: Are you gonna have a cold?
I guess why would you heat it up
Well it's meant to be hot from the boob
Ken: But we gotta re-cool if we don't..
*Mary: No, alright, we'll have it cold
Ken: Yeah, can't just waste it
*Mary: Yeah
Ken: We can't just waste it!
*Mary: I feel like you should shake it or something cause it gets like a
film on top
Ken: Film on top??
*Mary: The cream goes to the top
Ken: Ugh
*Mary: It doesn't smell bad! ... Does it?
Ken: You wanna smell it?
*Mary: It doesn't smell like anything
Ken:.. I smell it.. I smell it! Can you see inside?
Some stuff floating around in it, I think it's just like straight up fat!
*Mary: Yeah! Yeah it's the fat
Ken: Hah. It's the *cream*, it's fat! Straight up fat
*Mary (to baby L): It's all the nutrients, to make you big and strong
Yeah, she's like:
'Whaat, are you talking shit about my favorite food? Huh?!
'That is my favorite food ever!'
Ken: Okay Mary: I think you should put a teaspoon
in there and taste it off the teaspoon
Cause then otherwise you'll backwash into the milk
Ken: I only have two hands! I can't do all this, gah!
little baby spoon hmm
mm-hmm okay. I can't, I mean.. You want me to scoop
it out, what do you want me to do?
I don't understand what you want me..
*Mary: Just taste that
Ken: There's like barely even anything on that!
That's not even a taste test Mary
*Mary: All right, you just take a swig then!
Ken: You know what? You hold the freaking camera because it's hard, okay?
*Upset baby Layla*
*Mary: Oh! He's not gonna eat all of it
*continued crying*
*Mary: There'll still be some for you
*guilty looking Ken, crying baby*
*Mary: (giggling) She's so mad you're gonna eat her food
Ken: Alright
Okay
I'm gonna taste the milk
I don't know. It's kind of weird
It's not bad, it's not like terrible. It's kind of like
It's almost cereal milk but, not quite good
It's just like..
Huh
I don't know
It's like uh, I don't know it's kind of sweet
It's.. It's kind of, kind of sweet I can taste the
milk.. the milky part in it but (mleh lip smacking)
It's just the sour.. The sour.. It's kinda a lil sour
It's a lil sour Mary, you got a little sour teat milk
*Mary: (giggling)
Ken: Yeah
*Mary: Yeah?
Ken: Yeah, you want me to pour you a spoon so you can try it out and tell people what you think?
*Mary: I guess
Ken: Yeah, you're like 'I don't want to really but, uh okay' *Mary: Uuuuh
*Mary: When in Rome
Ken: (burps) Uh I'm sorry, that's what happens when you're lactose intolerant. It's already happening
Just a little bit for
Marryyyyy, okay
*Mary: For some reason I think it's weirder drinking it cold... Oh oh no
*baby L fussing* Ken: Mmmaybe maybe
*Mary shushes Layla*
*Mary: Alright Ken: Yyyyyum!
*Mary: It taste exactly like coconut water
Ken: Coconut water? *Mary: Mhm, exactly. Yeah it does. It takes like coconut milk, more than..
more than cow milk.
Ken: Yeah? *Mary: That's weird
Ken: That's weird. You're weird. Them coconuts girl!
*Mary: Well, why.. why would it taste like a fruit?
Ken: Them coconuts girl
Ken: Well alright, it's happening.
*Mary: I'm gonna feed this baby some more *cranky baby L cries*
Ken: Yeah, you go feed that baby
*Mary: I'm gon feed this baby some more!
Ken: And I'll be over here continuing the taste test for science Mary
*Mary: Alright Ken: For SCIENCE
Ken: Coconut water and just kinda weird
It wasn't terrible but, uhhm
I don't know
All right. So let's try out some of the..
The formula that we, that we substitute in
sometimes when we need to feed that baby
and this.. oohhf...mmm... Well I can't show Mary but Mary
you need to smell this (chuckles)
*Mary: I reckon that one's be way grosser than my milk
Ken: Yeah, it'll be way grosser?
*Mary: Yeah
Ken: Alright, give it a smell, see what it smells like
*Mary: Ugh uh oh god, it smells off
It smells like sour cream Ken: Sour cream? Maybe it is off
Maybe I should crack the other one open just to make sure?
Alright now it smells like dog food
*Ken laughs*
*Mary: I don't want to give that to my baby
Ken: You don't want to give that to your baby?
This is the new one. This one actually smells okay.
I think, I think the one that's
already open may not be good. Let's just
let's just throw that one away I don't
want to taste-test that one. I wanna taste
the one that's not smelling like straight-up
dog food. So we have a brand new one open
now that's -- good. You wanna smell this one?
*Mary: Alright
Ken: (laughing) I like your reaction to the other one
"I don't wanna feed that to my baby"
That's your motherly instincts kicking in, huh?
*Mary: Eh, that one smells like Soylent
Ken: This is the same thing. The exact same thing
*Mary: Yeah I know
but that one smells like Soylent
Ken: Yeah?
Well maybe it is
This is for 'fussiness, gas and crying' so this
should be like an elixir to help me out.
See it says right here, the gentleness oh oh
*disgusted noises*
Well that was bad (laughing and making grossed out noises) Ah bitter
Oh man I shoulda shaken it first or something
Gaawlee! Oh it's like I just licked the
floor or something! That's bad
You wanna try it?
*Mary: No!
Ken: (laughing) You don't wanna try it?? It says shake well
Let me shake it well for you!
You gotta see.. You gotta have what your baby is having Mary
Let's give it a good shake. Alright alright alright, shaking it well
so maybe the good tasting stuff has come
to the top a little bit. Let's try it
So it's got the bubbles in there, let's give, let's give it another go
Ah
No.
It's not good.
I don't even know mm-hmm putting that away
Throw that in the trash too, Jesus!
Get back in that fridge!
That taste like... What does it taste like?? It just tastes bad
It doesn't taste like any...
It doesn't taste like anything! Because no one would eat anything
that would taste like that. I mean it smelt
like dog food for a reason I guess but I
think even dog food tastes better than that
honestly it's... bleeeh... it's really, it's really really
bitter and it sticks with you too, like I can
still taste it like the whole thing I can
still taste it. It's not going away
mmm mmm mmm. Look, what does it taste like?
Like it really taste like just like
something that would just be really bitter
like uh.. that stuff they put on kids thumbs like they suck it
and it's supposed to make 'em make it
bitter say don't. It tastes kinda like
that. How do I know that taste like?
Don't worry about that but, it just it tastes
like a deterrent! I guess it's not that
strong but, it's still weird.
Boob milk?
Is good!
Formula stuff?
Baaaad it's baaaaad
I'd show ya Mary but they're, they're eating the
good stuff right now straight from the
ta-tap *belch* Man! I really I'm getting like
Come on, come on belly! Them moobs though, I can
produce too - you know look at these things!
Look at these things looking good
Mm-hmm!
Anything you want to say, Mary?
While you're doing your thing?
*Mary: Uhm yeah we've got, we've got heaps boob of milk
in the fridge right now so formula is
really just like emergency in case
there's somehow no bottles left and I
haven't pumped any if that's all we had
if we didn't have any boob milk and she
had to have formula a full baby is the
best thing ever so it doesn't matter
if it's formula or booby milk
Ken: Maybe maybe it tastes better
when it's warm, I don't know cause.. cause
we had drank it cold and it tasted like I
wanted to die. Soo.. I don't know. But anyway! I hope you
guys enjoyed this episode of us tasting
human booby milk, that was weird.
My nose is so red, must be a reaction I'm um
I'm embarrassed mmm senpai
Thank you very much watching, I'll see you guys
next time! Until then, stay toasty my friends!
Bye!!
Look at that red nose with lil boogers in there! YeEeaAah