- Okay y'all.
This one appears to be more of a tropical climate.
Let's try Brazil.
(buzzer buzzing) Ah, damn.
Okay, whatever. Next one.
Hey Shayne, come here. Come here for a second.
Okay. So we are trying to figure out a random location
on a map based only off of a single photo.
- Oh. Doesn't seem that hard.
That's clearly right there, Cambodia. Nice.
- Oh my god. You got it exactly right.
- Yeah. I mean it was obviously Cambodia.
- Do another one.
- All right. Got a road with a sign and some trees.
That's clearly Norway.
Nice. This is New Zealand.
Nice. This is Toronto.
Nice.
- Oh my god. Guys, guys come here.
You have to see this.
Excuse me, Shayne. Guys!
- Estonia, nice.
Kiev, nice.
Nice, nice.
Hey Damien, do you mind grabbing me a soda?
(Shayne yelling) - Come here you son of a bitch
- What the hell?
Where am I? Who are you?
- We're with the FBI.
We received intel that you could find the location
of things with incredible accuracy.
- You were spying on me through my computer?
- Ooh. You were spying on me through my computer.
Obviously we spy on people through their computers.
Grow up.
- Why did you have to hit me in the head?
- Oh, we dropped you on the way up the stairs.
But that's not the point.
We need you to find this wanted criminal.
We've been tracking him for months
and we can't find out where he is.
- He's right here.
- Wait, seriously?
- Yeah
- Go.
- Nice.
- This mother has been missing her child for three weeks.
Our search and rescue teams have combed every playground
within a twenty mile radius.
- Please, you have to help me.
I miss my sweet baby boy.
- Come on, Topp.
Guess where her sweet baby boy is.
- It's been nearly impossible to track him down
and I'm starting to lose hope as a mother.
It's just difficult.
- He's here.
- Wait, for real?
- Nice.
- Yar, I be on a quest
for Two-Hand Harry's chest of golden doubloons.
- The pirates are linked with the FBI?
- Deeply.
- Oh, mother of pearl.
The treasure be in Fresno.
Yar, woo hoo!
- Nice.
- My pig. He's so old.
He can no longer find truffles on his own.
Please help us Mr. Worldwide.
- Is this really an FBI level emergency?
- Have you tried truffles before?
They're really good.
- Scrumptious.
- Nice.
- I am beginning to lose my faith
and I don't know where else to turn.
Can you help me find God again?
- Go deep into your faith, Shayne.
- He's here. He's at a CVS.
- God is at a CVS?
- Hey.
- (indistinct)
- Nice.
- Do you know where I can find a good mechanic?
Bless you, my son.
As payment, I will grant you three wishes.
- No thanks.
Nice.
- Well, I gotta say you've done great work with us, Shayne.
- Well I hope you enjoyed it cause I'm done.
I'm hanging up the towel.
- Well, are you sure you don't want to do one more mission?
- Do I look like your puppet?
I'm sick of playing your games.
- Oh, I'm sure you're gonna find this one very interesting.
We want to know if you can find true love.
- But that's in this office.
- I'm here for my 2:30 interrogation.
- Go to her.
- Listen, this might sound crazy.
Hell, I thought I was when I first found out
but I think you're my true love.
- We'll leave you two alone.
(cheerful music)
- Oh my God. You like that band too?
- Oh my God, I love them.
I've been wanting to see them in concert
but I could never find tickets.
I never thought the tickets would be in a field.
- Do you want to go with me?
- I have a better idea.
- Woo. Nice.
How was that for you?
- Yeah, I don't think you found it.
- Well, you know, I mean, lots of guys can't find it.
It's pretty complicated issue
so it's really not that embarrassing.
If you like, if you think about it.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. But I'm pretty sure I found it
'cause what was that,
what was that thing then?
- That was my belly button.
- Hey, what happened buddy?
I haven't seen you since those dudes
in suit showed up and put a bag on your head.
(Soda can popping)
(liquid sloshing)
(static crackling)