(bright music)
Hey, everyone, welcome to my party
which I planned in a regrettable fit of sociability
and then felt too guilty to cancel.
Yeah.
Any way fondues in the kitchen.
You guys, I didn't realize
this was supposed to be a more low key party.
I hope the host doesn't mind
but I invited a few close friends.
How many people did you invite?
Let's see, there's Jimmy, 50.
I got a crazy idea, guys.
Let's skip the small talk
and jump right into some deep conversation topics, okay?
Here's one for you.
Who's your favorite Avenger and why?
Big question.
Am I right?
But someone else go first.
I got to Google who the Avengers are.
Wow, Tiffany, you know, talking to you here tonight
it's clear that we have a lot in common.
Maybe you'd like to, I don't know, connect on LinkedIn.
You know, I just happen to have a party playlist
that I've carefully curated full of deep album cuts
from the eighties.
If anyone wants me to put it on
or we could just keep listening to today's greatest hits
because why listen to good music, when you can listen
to derivative trash?
We got a live and up this joint, okay?
So I'm thinking let's try to do back flips
off that mantle piece.
Someone gets that urn that says grandpa out
of the way, on second thought, leave it.
I like the challenge.
Which way is the bathroom?
That way?
Thanks
They kicked me out of that party
after 30 minutes for being too argumentative.
Are you kidding me?
The last party I went to
I got kicked out after 20, I'm slipping.
Okay, don't panic, everything's okay.
But I noticed you had the forks and spoons at the same end
of the food table as the plates,
which clearly doesn't make any sense
because you don't need utensils
until you're done putting food on your plate.
So I fixed your mistake
just letting you know everything's okay.
But it was very close to ruining the whole party.
It can be really hard enjoying the party
'cause I'm so busy taking a bunch of selfies
that make it look like I'm enjoying this party.
Oh sorry, these flashcards are supposed
to help me with conversation starters.
It says here, I should ask you about Ford.
Oops, that's an acronym.
Sorry.
So tell me about your family, occupation, recreation
and whether you like to dance?
That can't be right, but let's just roll with it.
Yeah, this song is my jam.
My jam.
I meant to stop by the store
and pick up my raspberry jam
without jam toast is just stiff bread.
Maybe I could leave the party early
but I bet I'd hit a traffic jam at this hour.
Traffic jam.
Hey, does anyone care if we put on the space jam theme song?
I won't rest until I hunt down every last wallflower
at this party and give them a big hug.
Those guys must be miserable unless,
unless there are people out there
who aren't fueled by external validation.
Nah, let's see.
Next question.
At a party, you can usually be found
in the corner playing on your phone.
That doesn't sound like me at all.
Hey dude, Wanna join us for a party game?
No, thanks, I'm just doing a little personality test here.
I'm trying to figure out who I am.
Okay, people just because this isn't our house
doesn't mean we can leave it a big mess.
So make sure your trash gets into the designated receptacles
and Timmy, I swear to all that is Holy.
You have three seconds to get that drink on a coaster.
I'm glad that I came to this party
let loose and connected with others
but I don't think I would do it ever again.
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