Yet another crime to report
as the Swellview Museum of Priceless Art discovered
that multiple pieces of art were gone.
"Ooh, look at me, I'm art.
I'm expensive and boring."
[all laughing]
-Stupid art. -Right? [laughs]
Hey. How did you get out of the clone room?
[muffled speaking]
Clones, pursue and detain this odious intruder.
[muffled exclaiming]
-They're gaining on him! -[chattering]
That's the right way.
Why this place all different? And them, and our clothes.
Shh, just don't say anything
till we can get alone and talk.
-No, no, no. -Give me your nostrilator.
-Can't I just have a warning? -Your nostrilator.
[groans]
[electric buzzing]
No.
[pained groaning]
-[screams] -[machine whirring]
We lost.
[robotic voice] I am virus.
Bloomin' onions. What is that?
Let's get out of here, Sydney.
Hey, what's going on?
-I have no-- -[spitting]
Welcome back, kiddies.
[grunts]
[whispers] Fire.
Keep your voices down. Exit the restaurant.
-Fire don't scare me. -Well, fire do scare me.
Thanks for coming.
We're out of mints. Appreciate your business.
Get out.
[grunting]
Nuh-uh, dude.
You're gonna have to zap me harder than that.
C'mon, I'm trying to help you. Just drop.
[laughs] Sorry.
Three little laser shots can't hurt me.
[grunting]
[groans] That did it.
Oh boy, I really have gone crazy.
Come play with us, Henry.
Sure. As long as it's not Fortnite, I'm in.
Little pigs, little pigs.
Let me come in.
Okay. Come on in.
-Are... -Door's unlocked.
-...you... -Just turn the handle, dude.
...scared...
yet?
No, I'm not.
Oh, I'm a real bad person.
Like, yeah.
Sometimes I think of doing good things,
and then I say, "Uh, no thank you."
And then I do, you know, the bad things.
-Like what? -Hm?
Like what?
Think of the worst things that people can do.
-Okay. -Got it.
Now double them.
-[exclaiming] -Yeah, that's me.
You know anything about those books
that got stolen from the library?
Stealing books?
Now that's too evil for me.
I'm trying to flood a children's hospital.
Why not flood the whole town?
-What? -Yeah, what?
I'm just saying, you want to be evil?
Blow up the Swellview dam. You'll flood the whole town.
-I don't think-- -That is fantastic.
-You're welcome. -I like you.
I like me too.
You're going places, evil little girl.
Maybe I'm already there.
I think this Herbert needs to be a little more colorful.
-Let's spray him. -[chattering]
Whoa, whoa, hold up.
Why don't we let our new friend spray the Herbert?
-Okay, yeah. -[chattering]
-Give me some cans. -[cheering]
-Kid Danger? -'Sup.
-What happened to your outfit? -None of your biz, Herbert.
[chattering]
What are you doing? You're supposed to fight
-for what's good and right. -Things change.
Now I spray paint Herberts with big feet.
-[cheering] -No, don't paint me!
[screaming]
[paint spraying]
Stop trying to eat the paint brush.
But it looks like frosting.
Hey hey, fellas.
Yep, good news for the old Lawn Ranger.
My mom says I don't have to move out of the basement.
I order you to let me go.
I mean it, traitors.
Ray, Schwoz, what's wrong with you? Get off me.
-You traitorous pig. -[snarls]
Have you gone insane?
Look, I don't know who you two are,
but you're not the real Henry and Charlotte.
I'll stab your face and bite your throat.
See, that's just a weird thing to say.
Hey, I know we all hate Captain Man,
but have you guys read his book?
-It's a pretty great read. -That dummy wrote a book?
-It's a real page turner. -I can't remember the title.
Yeah, it's something like, uh...
Man I Feel Like a Hero , colon, One Captain Man's Journey
of Self-Discovery , parenthesi, the Captain Manifesto , asteri,
The True Story of the Boy Who Became Captain Man ,
end parenthesis, exclamation point.
Or something like that.
Yeah, we read it in our evil book club.
No one made it through chapter one.
I think you mean "Cap-tor" one.
That's right. He called the chapters "Cap-tors".
-That sounds stupid. -You're stupid.
[caws]
I can't do this anymore. Somebody switch with me.
[screeches]
We just started.
-And it's working. -[demonic voice] No it's not.
-I'm Rick Twitler. -Not for long.
Come on, everybody. Keep exercising.
-Keep going. -I need water.
Watch where you're going!
[distorted beeping]
[distorted scream]
[gasps]
What's everyone doing in my room?
[rock music playing]
[cheering]
What the hawk is going on in here?
It's the Villies.
It's our version of the Supies.
Tonight, the bad guys win.
And now, it's time to honor someone who has made us
the best villains we can be.
I'm speaking, of course,
of Captain Man.
[cheering]
[dramatic music playing]
Please don't hurt me.
Wow. I did not think that would work.
Yeah, you're right. I just lost my temper.
But these clone kids...
It's okay, sweetie.
We can figure it out.
We just have to use our heads.
-[piano clanging] -[groans]
[laughing, clapping]
You're evil too?
I'm not bad. I'm just cloned that way.