- It's great to see you. - You too.
So, me and Jean had been living together for a while.
Yeah.
She's been dropping hints.
- Oh yeah? - And,
- And? - Well she proposed to me.
And so awkward.
Her parent's were there. She got down on one knee.
So what'd you say?
Well, you know how much I hate public confrontation.
Cheers, engaged?
And I want you to be my best man.
Wow, yeah. Yeah, of course.
- Sorry I'm speechless. - Yeah, we can work on that.
There is something I need to help with.
Yeah, of course.
I'm going to kill Jean.
What?
How we're getting on here?
We're all done. Thank you so much that was delicious.
Are you insane? Oy, you're kidding right?
No, of course not.
- Wednesday is bath day. - Okay?
It's her favorite thing, the lavender oil, the candles, glass of Pinot Noir.
And?
And so, when she gets out of the bath she needs to dry her hair with a hair dryer.
Right?
Imagine if the hair dryer fell in the bath plugged in.
Donald, you have the most gorgeous, funny, charming, lovely girlfriend you've ever had.
It'll be great.
It's not as hard as you think. There's the bath. That's the electrics. That would be Jean.
Do you see?
What the fuck?
Don't worry. I just need you to give me an alibi.
- Donald, I -- - I need to know you can be there
for me whenever I need you.
Now can you be the best man?
God, sorry such a long queue.
I've just asked Patrick to be my best man.
Great!
What did he say?
Patrick?
Mm-hm.
Congratulations! Boys, this is wonderful.
I'm just gonna nip to the gents.
Jean, he's going to kill you.
What?
Well, I think he's lost the plot.
He was, he was talking about hair dryers and, and bath nights.
He's even drawn diagrams.
There was a cleaner in the toilet.
I'll go when we get home. That's fine.
- Patrick said you're going to kill me. - Oh, no he didn't.
- In the bathroom with a hairdryer. - Oh, Patrick.
- Well, I'm sorry. I -- - I told you he is not best man material.
Oh thanks.
I said you weren't best man material.
- It's so hard to tell. - Alright tomorrow you've got Mikey, Frank and Louie.
Maybe it is Frank. I think it could be Frank.
Wait till you see how we audition the bridesmaids.
BEST MAN