Now a lot of other YouTubers love to make videos where they talk about the “10 GROOMING
PRODUCTS YOU NEED TO BE USING” and then it turns out to be some obvious bullshit like
a blowdryer or a hairbrush, and it’s just like REALLY?
You’re fucking kidding me right?
What are you gonna recommend I have a fucking bathroom and running water as well?
Fuck off.
Today I’m gonna hook you up with 6 tips that aren’t super obvious shit like that.
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Now let’s get down to business.
#1 You need a schedule.
If you’re like most younger guys, you probably don’t have a scheduled time in your day
where you take a look at yourself to see what your grooming needs are.
So consequently, you end up walking out of the house looking like the fucking Pedo Bear
because you forgot to shave or trim your facial hair, neckbeard, eyebrows, and so on and then
by the time you realized you had to it was too late and you had to rush to school or
work looking like a homeless man in an alley.
Scheduling a time once a day or twice a week to shave and groom your face makes your life
so much easier because once it’s scheduled and built into your routine, there’s no
way of you forgetting or putting it off.
Some people need to shave once a day, while other people only need to shave twice a week.
Just find a convenient time that works best for you.
I actually struggled with this myself for a while and just recently started budgeting
a set time in my day to tweeze my eyebrows, shave my balls, and trim my beard.
And it’s actually worked a lot better this way because then I don’t have to rush to
do it once I realize it and I avoid walking outside looking ridiculous.
#2 A Konjac sponge.
Konjac sponges are sponges made from Konjac plants in Asia and if you want your skin to
glow like those hollywood actors and famous instagrammers then I highly recommend getting
your hands on one of these as well.
The sponges are super soft and help remove the excess dirt and buildup that clogs your
pores.
They’re perfect for exfoliating and removing blackheads that can get stuck pretty deep
in your skin.
You know what I’m talking about, those painful blackheads that you get in your nose area
that are impossible to get rid of… the konjac sponges are good for getting deep into your
skin and removing those fuckers.
It’s also a really good option for guys who have oily skin and get backne, yeah acne
on your back, it’s gross but more common than you think.
Summer is coming up so you wanna make sure you clear that up before it’s time to get
shirtless on the beach and chug beer off girls boobs.
It’s super affordable so if you don’t have one, I’ll have one linked below for
you Basedlympians as well.
#3 An eyebrow comb.
This is actually something I just discovered recently that I didn’t know about for the
LONGEST time.
Guys are hairier than girls, and thus grow hair on their face, including their eyebrows.
Girls typically get their eyebrows done regularly but guys rarely give their eyebrows the attention
that they need.
You should be trimming your eyebrows in the areas where they are growing too long to avoid
them looking messy and like an unmowed lawn.
Just like your sidechick, you gotta make sure you go in and plow that shit regularly.
You don’t wanna have eyebrow bangs.
Not only do you need to trim them every so often, you also should comb them to make sure
all the hairs are in place and make them look neater.
This is something you should be doing every day.
The eyebrow comb is also really good at separating each individual hair which makes trimming
them with scissors super easy.
The eyebrows are the only defining feature on your face that you can change without plastic
surgery, so take good fucking care of them.
I use an eyebrow comb and scissors pretty regularly and the beauty is that they only
cost like 5 bucks, I’ll have the ones I got from Amazon linked below.
#4 Moroccan Oil.
Moroccan oil is fucking dope and it’s perfect for you guys looking to get that added shine
and sleekness to your hair.
It’s also a good option for guys who have curlier or wavy hair because it helps reduce
frizz and helps make your hair more manageable.
I recommend using it before putting actual product in your hair because it’ll help
make it more a lot easier to tame and manage your hair when you go to put in wax or paste
or whatever you use.
A lot of guys also like to use it as a prestyler before blow drying your hair because it acts
as a heat protectant and helps lock the moroccan oil into your hair.
Now I’m not gonna lie to you, a lot of girls use this stuff too so if you’re masculinity
is too fragile you probably won’t want to use it.
But I wouldn’t be recommending it to you if it didn’t work wonders for my hair as
well.
#5 A hair hydrating mask.
This is something I discovered pretty recently that not many guys know about.
A hair mask is basically a really deep conditioner that you use every 5-7 days to really hydrate
your hair, get rid of frizz, and make your hair shinier and more manageable.
This is perfect for guys with longer hair who like to rock stuff like undercuts, pompadours,
or even longer combovers.
It’s also good for guys who blow dry their hair a lot because frequent blow drying tends
to dry out your hair and a hydrating mask is a good way to hit the reset button on your
hair, to hydrate it and make it a lot softer.
Now you’re probably like “bro c’mon, what are you gonna recommend next, a fucking
mud mask?”
But I highly recommend you try out a hair mask at least once if you rock a longer hairstyle
to see how awesome it is because it’s been working really well for me.
#6 A hair cream.
Hair cream is exactly what it sounds like.
It’s cream for your hair and a lot of guys like to use it to style their hair.
It typically has no hold and is good for adding texture to your hair and a bit of smoothness
and shine.
But the way I suggest you guys use it is by applying it to your hairline on the front
and on the sides of it.
This works well to to push back and tidy up any baby hairs or hairs that are hanging off
and looking sloppy to make sure hair is looking clean and well kept.
And like I said before you can also rub some throughout your hair for added texture and
shine if your haircut doesn’t require too much styling and you want to add something
in to make it pop without having to do much work.
And that’s it.
IN summary
Make a schedule Konjac sponge
Eyebrow comb Moroccan oil
A hair mask And a hair cream
I’ll have links to all this stuff below and be sure to comment and let me know which
tip you liked the best.
And don’t forget to check out our sponsor Dollar Shave Club for their Shit, Shower,
and Shave set that they’re doing right now for just 5 bucks over at dollar shave club
dot com slash based zeus.