This is definitely a snail.
[gasps] I knew it!
Oh, Squid, did you hear that?
Therefore a shot of snail plasma must be carefully administered.
Here you go.
Aren't you going to do it?
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm too squeamish.
Uh, hang on, Doc, let me help you with your bag there.
Squid, wait!
I can't give Gary his plasma, I'm squeamish too.
Oh, SpongeBob, I don't wanna do--
[coughing]
Gary!
Okay, okay, I'll do it.
Now don't hurt him, Squidward.
Okay, steady.
Wait, that's too hard.
Okay, okay, okay. Try it again.
Hey!
- Wait, wait, wait. - Hold him still!
- Wait, wait, wait. - Will you hold him still?!
Ouch.
Uh, Squidward, you've injected me with snail plasma.
Well, you made me do it.
What's going to happen to me?
Oh, nothing, it's just a little snail plasma.
I don't know, I feel kind of funny.
I'm telling you, it's all in your head.
[groaning]
[gargling]
[clears throat]
[meows]
He just needed water?
Oh, Gary, you're better!
Oh, how touching.
I'm gonna go home and throw up. Goodnight.
Squidward, wait, the snail plasma.
Trust me, SpongeBob, nothing's gonna happen to you.
You're fine.
[meows]
Don't worry, Gary, Squidward says I'll be fine.
He knows everything.
So, you hungry?
[meows]
Mmh...
Mmh, mmh, mmh...
Here you go! Eat up, Gary.
[meows]
Sorry, Gary, I couldn't control myself.
[belches] Meow!
Why'd I just do that?
Am I cracking up?
[meows]
No. No, Squidward's right.
I'm fine. I worry too much.
It's all in my head.
I feel tip-top!
Gary, you're getting a lot faster.
[slow-motion music playing]
[echoing] Look at me, never better!
I'm okay! Squidward said I'm fine!
[screams]
Gary, I'm fine!
[straining]
See?
That's okay, I'm a lefty anyway!
[groaning]
Hah, now I don't have to buy those new shoes!
[groaning]
Ah! I take it back, Gary, something is wrong with me-ow!
I hope I never see another snail again.
Good night, Clary.
[doorbell rings]
Who could that be? As if I didn't already know.
SpongeBob, I already told you.
You're gonna be just fi...
[screaming]
Meow!
[screaming]
Meow! Meow!
[screaming]
[panting]
SpongeBob?
Oh, Neptune, what have I done?
[gasps]
It's all your fault!
Okay, okay, okay. Get it together, Squidward.
Meow!
[screaming]
Meow, meow, meow.
[screams]
Meow!
[gasps]
Meow, meow!
[screaming]
None of this would be happening if I'd only fed that snail!
Meow!
[screaming]
Meow!
[screaming]
Meow!
[screaming]
Meow!
Meow! [screaming]
[groaning]
Uh-oh...
♪ Meow, meow-meow-meow-meow ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow-meow-meow ♪
♪ Meow, meow Meow, meow-meow-meow ♪
♪ Meow, meow-meow-meow-meow ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow-meow-meow ♪
♪ Meow, meow Meow, meow-meow-meow ♪
[meowing continues]
Will you clam up?!
[grunts]
♪ Meow, meow-meow-meow-meow ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow-meow-meow ♪
[Squidward]
♪ Meow, meow Meow-meow-meow! ♪