I don't know if you had a chance to stop in the Ellen Shop before the show,
but I hope you stocked up on Ellen water.
Of course, we sell Ellen water, and our slogan is, it tastes funny.
And not only is it tasty, it's also affordable,
especially compared to some of the other bottled water that's out there.
I saw there's a company selling water for $75 a bottle,
it's called Svalbardi, Svalbardi I think.
It's collected from melting icebergs near the North Pole.
I'm glad someone's making a buck off of global warming, that's really-
>> [LAUGH]
>> I would have gotten a bottle but
we don't have that kind of budget here at the show, so
you just gonna have to look at that picture.
And then it got me thinking.
I was like, if people want more expensive water, who am I to stop them?
So I am happy to introduce Ellen Select.
>> [LAUGH] >> And it comes in this fancy cylinder.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> And it's totally
different from Ellen Water because it has the fancy cylinder, and it's in here.
>> [LAUGH] >> Let's see.
It's from melted glaciers from Burbank.
>> [LAUGH] >> They melted 30,000 years ago, but
trust me, they were here.
>> [LAUGH] >> Mm, it tastes fancy.
>> [LAUGH] >> That really is different than the,
y'all will have to try it, because the difference.
>> [LAUGH] >> Mm, and that overpriced $75 water,
this is $74, 74.
I'm gonna let you try it.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Here.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Take a sip and
pass it around, I want everyone to try it, okay.
>> [LAUGH] >> All right,
feel free to just take a sip and pass it around.
>> [LAUGH] >> Delicious, right?
Pass it around, everybody have some.
>> [LAUGH] >> All right, wow, you all really are.
>> [LAUGH] >> That's [CROSSTALK] [INAUDIBLE] [LAUGH].
I didn't expect that to happen but good for you.
>> It's the best.
>> It really is.
>> [LAUGH] >> Hey, might as well.
>> I paid 75.
>> [APPLAUSE]
[LAUGH]
>> All right, save some,
they've got to get it all the way back up there.
>> [LAUGH]