- All I'm saying is, Hoobastank are better than The Beatles,
I just don't know why more people don't--
- Look, I'm seeing Amy again tonight.
- [Man in t-shirt] Again? - Yeah.
- [Man in t-shirt] Like a second date?
- Yeah.
- Sounds like you two are getting pretty serious.
- You don't seem too happy.
- Nah, man, I'm stoked.
- Right.
- What are you doing on Friday night?
- Probably hanging out with Amy.
- Of course you are.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- What happened to froyo Fridays?
- That's not a thing.
- You are my last single friend.
- Look, I'm sorry. But why can't you just be happy for me?
- Fine. Fine, I'm happy for you.
(light piano music)
(intense music)
- Nick, this is my girlfriend Amy.
- Hi.
- Do you have any hot friends?
- I do, but I just moved down
from Melbourne, so they're all--
(intense music)
(muffled grunting)
(Nick banging on wall)
- Shut the fuck up!
(intense music)
- Are you on Tinder again, Nick?
(Eli and Amy chuckling)
- You guys met on Tinder.
Amy, Eli matched with you when he was speed-liking.
Suck on that.
(intense music)
- Hey man, there's something I've
been meaning to talk to you about.
- What's up?
- I think I'm gonna move out.
Amy and I are moving in together.
Nick!
(intense music)
- So Amy, I hear you're an anti-vaxxer.
- Wait, what?
(intense music)
- Babe, it's Nick's RSVP for the wedding.
(intense music)
(somber piano music)
- Amy left me.
(Eli sobbing)
(intense music)