- Take it off, take it off, take it off.
(crowd chanting)
And for all you at home, if you can't find love
you could always bang your best friend.
- Oh my God!
(hip hop music)
- Julian, let's see what Julian...
- [Crowd] Oh!
- Is it a dick pic? - Yes
- If this was me on this the whole TV
would have to be blurred.
- Con, if that was you we'd only need
a shrimp emoji to cover up.
- Oh!
All y'all shrimps gotta go.
- (laughs)
Is it about this big?
(laughing)
- Bye, bye, bye.
- He doesn't even have a print.
- Ehhh!
- [Justina] That's why it's so small, so he can do that.
- I'm not from the UK but I give new meaning to the BBC.
- [Crowd] Ohh!
- Alrighty then, I guess that doesn't leave much
to the imagination.
- Wanna see what this mouth do?
- Hold on, wait, you're not finished?
(crowd chanting)
- [Justina] He's unpeeling a banana.
- Oh God no, oh God no!
(buzzer)
- Whoa!
- You see that you have all of their answers?
- These are not cards, these are people.
- [Justina] Right.
- But Christopher James, they can be your personal card.
'Cause you can take 'em for a ride,
you can show 'em the stick shift
and it's your choice, you can have 'em topless or not.
- Might even get some road head.
- Road head for the win.
- Choose wisely.
- I gotta choose phone here because I kind of tend
to have the attention span of a gold fish so...
- I can tell, let's go with phone.
Don't worry I dissed you but three seconds later
you'll forget, okay.
(hip hop beat)
- Hey!
Heeey, heeey, ho!
(buzzer)
(crowd cheering)
Hold on. - Hey, hey, hey!
He was humping the air, there's a lot going on.
- Papa to the scene, I could be your queen
sipping on my rum, I'm gonna show you how it's done.
Tan so crispy, drinking lots of whiskey,
but don't say you won't miss me, when you know
you want to kiss me.
(crowd cheering) - Aw!
- She could help Lebron in the playoffs, woo!
- Hey, hey, quasi, eyes right here buddy.
- You're up first baby.
- Oh he's got peanut butter. - Come on, bang.
- Gotta go fast, bitch, show me something.
- [Justina] He's got peanut butter,
he's gonna get messy. - Ohh!
(crowd cheering)
- [Justina] Alright, so wait, wait.
- Save some, you gotta save some.
- Oh my God. - Oh no, did he gag
on that finger?
- [Conceited] No.
- He almost, oh, he has no gag reflex.
Okay, next up.
- What's going on Sarah?
My name is Chris and 822, that's all I got to say.
- [Justina] Is that the time you were going
to say something that makes sense, or?
- No, 822 is my credit score baby.
- Oh!
- Hell yeah, okay, okay!
Bye, boo.
- Work on your credit.
- Are you going for a youngin' or an OG?
- Definitely a OG, I like to be the young one
in a relationship, so let's get rid of all the young ones.
- Whippersnappers you gotta go.
- All the youngins, get up outta here.
- If you're wet behind the ears, get out of here.
- Peace.
He still gets breast fed.
Jacob, aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Are you a parking ticket,
'cause you got fine written all over you.
(crowd jeering)
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I hear you are a musician, damn he's thirsty.
- [Contestant] Again?
- Do you know how to play my flute?
Oh.
(crowd jeering)
- He's talking about playing his flute.
(beeping sound)
- There's no cheating.
- Oh, well that's funny, because men always cheat,
specifically you, Con.
(crowd jeering)
It's a pussy, it's actually a pretty kitty, just like mine.
- Like an actual pussy?
- It's an actual animal.
- Oh okay, that's cute,
that's cute, alright. - It's a pretty kitty.
- Not like your's Justina.
Cats have nine lives and you're on your last one.
- Oh, I'm a risk-taker.
- Okay,
- But, I just think you're too beautiful.
(crowd cheering)
- Well, Harry come on down and meet your woman.
- Go ahead to your man.
- I'm not gonna lie,
I feel like we're in a episode of Saved By The Bell.
(crowd cheering)
Harry, let's see what you missed out on, bring 'em out.
(crowd cheering)
- I just wanted to meet you.
- [Justina] Alright, alright, alright,
this is getting crazy.
Let's meet your woman, bring her out.
- Lets go, bring on the player.
(crowd cheering)
- You need to say hello, alright, alright.
- What?
- When in doubt you know I always got the plan.
Sarah came through and she won a man.
- Man.
- She might've picked him but she picked Dan
and then he took off his shirt and I'm like, "Hot damn."
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