We actually do—this is my favorite part of the show—
it’s time to do a Q&A.
And you guys submitted questions before the show and I’m gonna answer them.
So.
Wait, are you Shadow’s sibling?
Dude, I was freaking out during the show.
Shadow is our audience coordinator.
And I’m like, reading, I’m like,
“Student loan debt is a huge problem—why is Shadow…?”
Like in my mind I was like, maybe Shadow’s like,
“Dude, I gotta learn about Navient man.
Like, I know I had to load these guys in, but...”
Man, a lot of people know about Shadow?
[Various audience members] (Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.)
[Various audience members] (We all met him. We all know him.)
Oh, you guys all met him personally?
(We were as shocked as you were.)
About him?
[Various audience members] (That’s Sky. Yeah! His name is Sky.)
Wait, wait, wait, you guys have had a whole conversation?
Wait, what’s happening?
(His name is Sky and—)
But how do you know this?
What?
(We saw him, Joyelle did it.)
Joyelle did this whole crowd work thing?
Oh, ok.
Joyelle did crowd work and was like,
“You look like Shadow!”
(Yes, exactly.)
Man, you guys weren’t being helpful.
Sky, you’re the first question!
Oh, man.
“How awesome is Shadow, in Onset Productions,
at providing an audience for your show? —Sky.”
That’s a good look, man.
That’s a major, major move.
Uhh, Shadow is great.
He’s one of my favorite employees at the show.
It’s a true honor and privilege
to work with Shadow at onsetproductions.com.
Shadow, hey!
I was just giving you—I was just giving my testimonial to camera.
This is Shadow, you guys.
(We met)
You guys have met? I know.
“What would a South Asian 'Get Out' look like?”
That’s hilarious.
Ok, so in the South Asian version of 'Get Out',
I’m dating Dinesh D’Souza’s daughter, right?
And, I go to their house.
And then he’s the whatever, he’s the psychotherapist.
And he’s like, “Hey, come sit down.”
And then he has, like, a chai cup.
And he just starts stirring it and he’s like,
“You know, we need to dismantle affirmative action.”
And I’d be like, “Dinesh, why?”
“Because the Democrats started slavery.”
And I’d be like, “Noooooo!”
Ajay Kothari’s there, it’d be great.
“Were you popular in high school? If yes, why should we trust you?”
Uh, this is from Ayesha.
Is this from, like, my sister, did my sister submit this?
No, uh, obviously not, I wasn’t.
Wasn’t popular in high school.
“What student loan payment plan are you on, and what’s your expected end date?”
You know what, I was actually very lucky.
This is from Julianne.
Is that you?
(That’s me!)
What student loan program are you on? Are you on Navient?
(Osla—I’m gonna owe, like, $200,000.)
You owe $200,000?
(I will by the end of my education.)
Oh, my god.
Where do you go to school?
(I’m At Columbia.)
You’re paying—and it’s $200,000?
(Well, I’m in, like, a dual-degree program,)
(So it’s Social Work and Public Health combined.)
Ok.
(So, it’s like, a lot of money.)
Are you doing the public student loan forgiveness program?
(Yeah.)
Does this whole headline, like, terrify you?
(I’m already dead inside, it’s fine.)
I know, that’s the way, like, a lot of people are. They’re just like,
“It’s at two hundred. Let’s just—”
Like, they treat it the way like our fiscal deficit is in the country
where they’re like,
“We owe $2 trillion—”
$450?
(Yeah.)
But you’re gonna be like, a doctor, right?
(I’m gonna be at dental school.)
You’re a dentist, it’s fine.
You’re like, “It’s dental. The work-life balance is better!”
$200K for social work. That’s crazy.
(I hang out in the law school so that I can)
(find a nice law school boy to pay off my loans.)
You hang out in the law—
that’s hilarious.
That’s your Instagram discover page.
It’s just the law school library.
Like, “Yeah, what are you a first year or a third year?
What’s your deal?”
I’m not mad at that. I’m not mad at that.
Do your thing. Do your thing.
Is anyone here in law school?
Anyone here a lawyer?
I’m lucky, I lived at home during college, so...
(Woo!)
Cost was super low.
Woo? It wasn’t woo.
It was so sad. It was so sad.
But, my tuition was only nine grand.
So like, in hindsight, like, I think,
I don’t know, maybe not having a social life…
(UC Davis!)
Yeah, UC Davis.
Yeah. I went to UC Davis.
It was nine grand. It was crazy.
Yeah.
But,
I wish I had
cool memories from college.
but
my bedroom upstairs was great.