buckle up things are going to get mean
welcome to Ms mojo and today we'll be
counting down our picks for the top ten
Mean Girls moments for this list we're
taking a look at the most memorable
scenes from this highly quotable comedy
number 10 hair full of secrets the name
of all that is holy would you look at
Karen Smith's gym coy whether you're a
queen bee or a social outcast everybody
in high school talks behind each other's
backs upon meeting fellow misfits Janice
and Damien naive katie is informally
introduced to the plastics where the
plastics their teen royalty
if North Shore was Us Weekly they would
always be on the cover
treated like royalty even during gym
class Regina George is carried out onto
the field where her minions await Karen
Smith is the very definition of a blond
bimbo attempting to catch a football
with her psychic breasts Gretchen
wieners isn't exactly a brain either but
she does have a big head of hair full of
juicy gossip that's why her hair is so
big we wonder if her father's secret
recipe for toaster strudel is in there I
don't think my father the inventor of
toaster strudel would be too pleased to
hear about this number 9 a cool mom
Regina George is flawless she has two
Fendi purses and a silver Lexus
I hear her hair is insured for $10,000
if you want to know why Regina George
turned out the way she is look no
further than her parents make sure you
check out a mom's bleep chop their
credit box concerned with being cool
above all else Regina's mom gives her
daughter whatever her heart desires
including the master bedroom this is
your room it was my parents room but I
made them trade me amy poehler nails it
as a stereotypical valley mom treating
her dog like an accessory and equipped
with a rock-solid boob job you need
anything don't be shy okay there are no
rules in this house I'm not like a
regular mom I'm a cool mom desperately
wanting to be one of the popular girls
Regina's mom isn't the best role model
but at least she enforces drinking
responsibly and safe sex um is there
alcohol in this oh god honey no what
kind of mother do you think I am why do
a little bit cuz if you're gonna drink
I'd rather you do it in the house as for
Regina's father let's just say he wasn't
getting much use out of his bedroom
anyway you girls keep me young huh I
love you so much number eight hit by a
bus vintage so adorable hmm that is the
ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen
Regina George is such a that you
can't help but love her can I just say
that we don't have a clique problem at
this school and some of us shouldn't
have to take this workshop because some
of us are just victims in the situation
at the same time however you can't help
but want to slap her you might even be
tempted to push her into oncoming
traffic as tension reaches its boiling
point regina prepares to tell Cady where
she can shove her apology
unfortunately Regina fails to look both
ways and is struck by a bus although
this incident is foreshadowed from the
beginning it still completely takes us
off-guard
Cady even briefly tricks us into
believing Regina's dead and that's how a
Jena George died no I'm totally kidding
despite Regina's horrible behavior
learning of her survival comes as a
hilarious relief number seven four-way
call in a plot to take down Regina's
army of skanks
Cady gets the queen bee to express her
feelings towards Gretchen over the phone
she's not pretty
I mean that sounds bad but whatever the
Spring Fling Queen is always pre
unbeknownst to the dieting Regina her
insecure friend has been listening on
the other line
Gretchen wastes no time calling up Karen
who Regina so eloquently referred to as
a crazy thing is is that it should
be Karen but people forget about her
because she's such a the
conversation comes full circle as Karen
proceeds to blow off Regina to which she
says this hilarious line I can't go back
boo you full of witty dialogue and
unexpected reveals this is easily one of
the funniest scenes Tina Fey has ever
scripted number 6 heavy Flo and wide-set
vagina I'm kind of psychic
Mean Girls has no shortage of classic
one-liners we still find ourselves
referencing over ten years later good so
it's settled so you can go shave your
back now by tasting this one in
particular never fails to put us in
stitches when all the female students
are gathered to discuss their hurt
feelings a victim of the burn book gets
the ball rolling she shares just a
little too much information though
discussing her tampons virginity
menstrual cycle and reproductive organs
somebody wrote in that book that I'm
lying about being a virgin because I use
super jumbo tampons but I can't help it
if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set
vagina yeah I can't do this suddenly it
becomes apparent to principal Duvall
that he's out of his element
luckily Tina Fey knows a thing or two
about Lady problems and this time I want
you to raise your hand if you have ever
said anything about a friend behind her
back open up
it's been some girl-on-girl crime here
number five
Katy meets the plastics wait seriously
sit down why don't I know you
at first glance the plastics might not
seem like conventional bullies
especially to a homeschooled kid like
Katy okay you should just know that we
don't do this a lot so this is like a
really huge deal behind their innocent
smiles though are nothing but
condescending comments and backhanded
compliments from Karen's confusion over
Katy skin colour so from Africa why are
you white oh my god Karen you can't just
ask people why they're white -
Gretchen's attempt to make fetch happen
so fetch
what is fetch oh it's like fling them to
Regina's use of the words shut up shut
up shut up and say me our official
introduction to the plastics has one
great moment after another if you're
like really pretty thank you
so you agree what you think you're
really pretty oh I don't know on the
whole this scene perfectly lays the
groundwork for our favorite Mean Girls
who are required to abide by a strict
set of fashion related rules on
Wednesdays we wear pink number four
Regina's weight gain there's these weird
nutrition bars my mom uses to lose
weight give me eight as part of her plan
to destroy Regina George
Kati tricks are into going on an all
carb diet is better a carb yes when
Regina wears sweatpants on a Monday her
lunchtime rules come back to bite her in
the fat ass
sweatpants are all that fits me right
now even more degrading Regina is
reduced to shopping at Sears do you have
a son
sorry we only carry sizes 1 3 & 5
you could try Sears eventually Regina
discovers that the Cal teen bars she's
been eating aren't exactly nutritional
coach Carr makes us eat those when we
want to move up away class what can make
you gain weight like crazy the vengeful
look of realization on Regina's face is
truly priceless
while her ensuing hissy fit will have
you laughing until it hurts learning of
Katie's deception the queen bee declares
all-out war this girl is the nastiest
skank ever met cheese number 3
animal world vs. girl world and what did
it become okay for one person to be the
boss of everybody huh because that's not
what we're always about we should
totally just stab her if people always
gave in to their primitive instincts
Katie likely would have taken a much
more animalistic approach in her
vendetta against Regina when Regina uses
the hunky Aaron to make Katie jealous
she practically invites her to jump
across the lunch table and have a jungle
cat fight since this is girl world
however Katie's only option is to be as
two-faced as her frenemy of course if
Katie actually told Regina what was on
her mind it would only be a matter of
time until they started pulling each
other's hair extensions out Regina wait
I didn't mean goes out to happen find
out that everyone hates me I don't care
number two Jingle Bell Rock Santa's
helpers doing a Jingle Bell Rock at the
winter talent show a risque rendition of
jingle bell rock causes Katie's parents
to show concern while Regina's mom tries
to get in on the action a last-minute
change ultimately throws the entire
routine off-balance Gretchen's switched
hands with Katie but anyways on your
left resulting in a boom box colliding
into Jason's head fortunately Katie
thinks quickly on her feet and salvages
the performance
it's the right time to rock the night
away it's a triumphant moment for the
plastics alas all the Christmas magic in
the world isn't going to make fetch
happen sorry Gretchen that is so fetch
Gretchen stop trying to make fetch
happen it's not going to happen before
we get to our topic here are a few
honorable mentions this is Damian pees
almost too gay to function they see
don't have sex because you will get
pregnant and die don't have sex in the
missionary position don't have sex
standing up just don't do it promise
okay everybody take some rubbers yo yo
yo is your muffin buttered what would
you like us to assign someone to butter
your muffin hi Wyatt what he's a good
kisser he's your cousin yeah but he's my
first guy number one she doesn't even go
here thick on what the girls have gone
wild after the plastics burn book
becomes public knowledge all hell breaks
loose in the hallways the feuding
schoolgirls are forced to bond in the
gymnasium where epic confessions and
apologies are made Gretchen I'm sorry I
laughed at you that time you got
diarrhea arms and opal and I'm sorry I
told everyone about it and I'm sorry for
repeating it now everyone is given a
chance to get their emotions out
including this random girl I just wish
we could all get along like we used to
in middle school I wish that I could
bake a cake made out of rainbows and
smiles and we'd all be happy her
heartfelt words are subsequently met
with the ultimate punch line delivered
by an incognito Damien she doesn't even
go here she doesn't even go to the
school where did this girl come from how
did she even get into the building we
never find out I just have a lot of
feelings all we know for sure is that
this is the absolute best moment in the
whole movie
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