How's it going guys? I'm Chad wild clay
and as you know i have a time machine
that allows me to go into the future and
download youtube videos. Last time we
grabbed a leafyishere video 20 years
from the future and overwhelmingly you
guys said you want to see keemstar in
the future so let's get right into the
future and check out what Keemstars
doing 20 years from now.
What it is up Drama Alert nation. I'm your host
killer keemstar let's get right
into the news!
Now our first story is from John
scarce who I wish to congratulate
because he just became host of the NBC
nightly news!
From NBC News World headquarters
in New York this is the nightly news
with John's scarce now about 20 years
ago I did a weight loss challenge with
John scarce as you can see i kept that
weight off
unfortunately the same can't be said for
John the secret to my success of course
is G fuel which scientific studies have
recently shown reverse the aging process
I mean I've been taking it for 20 years
and look at me
just remember to use code keem during
checkout also in the news youtube is
bringing back the golden play button
when a creator hits 1 million subscribers
now years ago
youtube quit sending out the Golden play
button after the system was abused by
PewDiePie hoarding all the golden play
buttons by constantly creating more and
more and dozens of fake jacksepticeye
channels i think he got up to like 36
golden play buttons also in the news
Ethan Klein from h3h3 productions
can we get a more updated photo of him
thats like 20 years old
thank you now yesterday we reported that
Ethan's wife and caretaker Hila had been
kidnapped by a group of spanish-speaking
youtubers they're demanding a shout-out
in exchange for her safe release now
today we hear a Drama Alert have learned
who is leading this group of kidnappers
you won't freakin believe this you may
remember him from the pokemon go song
yes that's right the leader of the
kidnappers is Misha here is a more
updated photo of what he looks like
today
now Ethan decided to pay these kidnappers
a little visit and drama alert has
obtained exclusive footage of what went
down
Hello Jaimie, I have Hila.
You have to get out of there! Ethan is going there right now!
Listen Misha, stop being paranoid!
Jaimie! Jaimie! Jaime! Son of a bitch!
Please Ricardo don't shoot.
I'll tell Ethan to give you a shoutout.
Ricardo put the gun down...
Hello Jaimie.
Jaimie?
Misha, how have you been?
Who is this?
This is Ethan. Do you want to talk with Jaimie?
Misha help me man!
Talk to Ethan, explain everything!
Help me! Ethan wait!
Listen here Pokemon prick!
You'll let Hila go...
...or I'm gonna cyberbully your head right up Leafy's ass
Yes, Yes! I have Hila here!
I'm letting her go now!
Good boy Misha
Who is it?
Whoa god damn shots fired listen up
guys the extent to which some youtubers
are going to gain subscribers is getting
completely out of hand
I've had youtubers reaching out to me
saying things like Keemstar you gotta
protect us from those cyberbully
channels i am so literally scared
literally literally literally literally
Well i have heard your call loud and
clear and it is today with great honor
that I announce to you that I keemstar
am running for president of the united
states of america! When america is run by
cyber bullies a new leader is born
a leader who studies things reads good
replies to comments
waves at shit
and points his finger
where the Sun don't shine
He is Killer Keemstar
let's make America great again
by making YouTube great again now already my
campaign is being endorsed by some of
the top youtubers including the number
one social justice warrior channel on
all of YouTube leafyishere as you guys
probably already know we have a big
presidential election coming up and I'm
asking you to vote for Daniel Keem. I
mean shit, don't get me wrong when I was
in my early twenties i hated this guy
but seriously guys I think he's
literally the only person who can turn
this country around make America great
again and make American not advertiser
friendly again as well I've also been
endorsed by popular political pundit
GradeAunderA because you don't know
American politics is a hot talking
point on YouTube right now i'll tell you
about who are myself would vote for
because i have balls. Killer Keemstar
Cyberbully channels are cancer cancer
and you know how to get rid of cancer? With
some chemotherapy. Very likeable guy
right?
I do like the guy and i'm not making
this video to shit on him at all right.
Now don't go and dislike this video some shit like
that. So we all need to band together one
last time and make youtube great again!
Now i don't know if you caught yesterday's
podcast but if you did be sure to check
it out
some people are saying it's the best
episode ever I don't know if it is but
it certainly is one of my favorites
alright ladies and gentlemen Drama alert
nation now over 136 million subscribers
don't forget to get out register to vote
thank you so much everybody who clicks
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notification squad really appreciate you
guys let me know down below who we
should look at next 20 years in the
future and check out this video right
here
alright I will see you guys real soon
with a brand new video